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Freak of Nature
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50 boiled eggs
I am your father
No crying in baseball
Do you feel lucky
like a box of Chocolates
Phone home
Who did it (palmtree)
I see dead people
toga, toga, toga
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10 point
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Last edited by Shaneomac1; 08/15/14 11:18 AM.
"To be angry is to be alive. I love it. Anger is better than love. I think it is more pure,". Al Goldstein
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6 point
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"Who did it" is the only one stumping me.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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You ain't gonna catch a crackhead.
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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I was born a poor black child
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
Surely you can't be serious...
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!
Settle down, Francis
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
You serious, Clark?
Life's a garden - dig it
Isaiah 5:20
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I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
We got to play with more bullets.
I'm your huckleberry.
Buzzards gotta eat same as worms.
If I say it's safe to surf this beach.........
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!
"Why do you ask"?
Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.
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Old Mossy Horns
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"John Denver is full of shucks."
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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14 point
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Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers..........
Si Robertson
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Of all the gin joints, in all the towns in the world, she walks into mine.
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Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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That's not a knife. This is a knife.
I'm Hhooommme!
He drew first blood.
I'll be back.
If you build it they will come.
I'm gonna BBQ your arse.
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C'Mon.... "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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We're gonna need a bigger boat
Faster than a speeding bullet
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That's all I got to say about that.
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Houston, we have a problem.
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No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f@#k a Quarter Pounder is.
"I'm not near as critical about how big they are as I once was. Smiles are more important now! We will grow more deer."
Jimmy G.
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No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f@#k a Quarter Pounder is. La Royal with cheese.
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I feel the need, the need for speed.
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