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Old Mossy Horns
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Have you ever failed? Only at life...


We will burn that bridge when we get there
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"You can tell a lot about a Man with a Sanitary Napkin taped to his forehead"


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Originally Posted By: Rocket62
My name is Inigo Montoya

??? C'mon!


I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin. Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...
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Originally Posted By: Rocket62
Originally Posted By: Rocket62
My name is Inigo Montoya

??? C'mon!


There's a lot of good ones from that movie:

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

You ARE the brute squad

Why won't my arms move? You've been mostly dead all day.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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"Didn't your Mommy and Daddy give you enough attention when you were younger!!!!!!!!!"

Boom! Ow chit!! Dude done shot me!!!

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Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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"Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"

"And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

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Originally Posted By: 40Bucks
"Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"

"And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

If you can catch a wrench, you can catch a ball.

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Originally Posted By: Avengedsevenfold
Originally Posted By: wew3006


Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat


You just went way up in my cool book on that one


I had to google that one. I have seen the movie a few times but didn't remember the line. Great flick. One of the best shootouts in history.


Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.
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Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.


Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.
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Anybody that wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough..


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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It's a hell of a thing to kill a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.


"TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN" RIC FLAIR
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You gonna throwdown or stand there and bleed?


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First rule of fight club

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Madness? This is Sparta!


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Plastic

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...you just f'd with the wrong bull.


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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"Do ya really wanna jump, Do ya" crazy


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


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Originally Posted By: doekiller
The sheriff is a n#$$*r.



Son of a B----h! One of y'all ride into town and get us a chit load nickels!


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God Bless America!
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Right now you're asking yourself "Did he shoot five times or six?"


Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.

Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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Originally Posted By: DeerNutz0U812_
"Do ya really wanna jump, Do ya" crazy


"I once took a man at a 1000 yard, with high winds"


How you do anything is how you do everything
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