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Booner
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What kinda small dog storied yall got? I have only been bitten by a dog once and I was tagged teamed by two mean as hell Yorkies. I HATED them things. I wanted to punt them through the wall but it was a friends house. WHY do small dogs SUCK so much?
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Btdldaply.Idhascinbb.IatftbcbAd!!
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I'd say 9.9/10 small dogs suck. Met a few cool ones.... Wife has a boston terrier that's got more personality and brains than several humans I know. Helluva lil retriever too.
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Interwebs Genius
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I've been bit once. One of my patients chihuahua brought blood on my leg.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Used to be TiderBD
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I wish an ankle biter would try to bite me one day. I'd drop kick that little chit so hard the owner would have to peel it off a wall.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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My three Chihuahuas will lick you to death.. unless you are a small child.. they don't like kids at all! They act like they are attention starved, just like little kids if you ask me! They'll bark at you when you walk in the house and then bark when you leave... you pay them attention and you will have a friend the whole time you are in my house.
"Honor to the soldier, and Sailor everywhere, who bravely bears his country's cause. Honor also to the citizen who cares for his brother in the field, and serves, as he best can, the same cause." --Abraham Lincoln
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Old Mossy Horns
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There's been a miniature poodle missing since the late 70's... Just saying.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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small dogs annoy me, but I've never had the need to dispatch one.
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Freak of Nature
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Small dogs are a good waste of space and oxygen. Just my opinion.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Also notice how a lot of people with small dogs feel some need to put dog clothes on them? You never see people with big dogs do that. What's up with the clothes?
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Old Mossy Horns
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I've got a Mini Schnauzer (mine), Teacup Poodle (my wifes) and a Yorkie (my sons, but mostly mine).
They will great you at the door barking and lick your arse to death if I let them. Otherwise they find nothing more pleasing than curling up in your lap and sleeping.
All are house broken, all have their unique place in our home and I'd not trade any of them.
I don't think dogs know size. The standard poodle we fostered for ALDEER members was huge and thought he was a lapdog too. I'd never hesitate to buy any of those three breeds again.
Dogs are a reflection of their owners.
Character is not developed in moments of temptation and trial. That is when it is intended to be used.
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poodles and chihuahuas = waste of DNA
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My wife's little dog thinks he's a rottweiler.H e jumped on a Boxer/Chow mix the other day, I got the big dog off him and he jumped right back on. I kinda admire his courage but wonder about his lack of sense. 
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Turkey Nut
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I've been bit once. One of my patients chihuahua brought blood on my leg. Chit eating dog I take it 
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Got bit on the lip by a weener dog once...stupid dog
3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer
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Never cared for $hit eaters until my daughter got a teacup poodle for Christmas one year.
That little dude is the coolest dog I have ever been around. Smart, and he'll bow up on anything, he thinks he's 100 pounds.
After having hardheaded labs my whole life, I never realized how dumb they were. This dog can be trained to do anything in a few minutes. He's loyal, obedient, and good with kids, strangers, adults, anyone.
That being said , I know of quite a few small dogs I'd rather drop kick than look at.
"The future's uncertain and the end is always near"
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The standard poodle we fostered for ALDEER members was huge and thought he was a lapdog too. *LOL* He still believes that with all his heart, too!
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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hell ,,, what can i little dog do ?
i love my little pocket dogs .
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Booner
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i love my little pocket dogs .
Lets keep your social life out of it.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Also notice how a lot of people with small dogs feel some need to put dog clothes on them? You never see people with big dogs do that. What's up with the clothes? I work with several women with no kids but have the small dogs and they have pictures of their dogs with clothes.
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