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Booner
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Getting showers...I cant sleep without a shower and hate to be sweaty/dirty but getting wet IN my house annoys me.
Bending over to put shoes on
Why men have nipples
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Annoying posts  annoy me. Mechanical pencils that have weak lead that always breaks. Red pepper in my eyes when you sneeze at Sneaky Pete's Hotdogs and the red pepper you topped the chili-cheese dog off with blows up and circles right into your eyes and then you knock over your Grapico on the floor because of the temporary blindness. One particular drive-in teller at Wells Fargo branch on Hwy 31 in Hoover. Being that perky is very strange for a guy. Cold refried beans.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Mildly Quirky
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I cant sleep without a shower and hate to be sweaty/dirty but getting wet IN my house annoys me. So you have a garden hose hanging outside so you don't get wet IN your house?
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Having a 15 year old daughter not paying attention and driving your Corvette over a curb annoys me!
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10 point
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The rest of the family knowing where every "on" switch is for the lights, but they can't seem to find the "off".
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The Wife moving anything either inside the house, garage, or shed. It may look messy and cluttered to her, but I know exactly where everything is.
She forces me to think like a woman when I'm trying to find something. That ain't easy my friend.....
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Freak of Nature
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The Wife moving anything either inside the house, garage, or shed. It may look messy and cluttered to her, but I know exactly where everything is.
She forces me to think like a woman when I'm trying to find something. That ain't easy my friend..... this^^^^^^^ I only have one rule at my house..leave my stuff alone, do not touch, do not move. pretty simple?? ya'd think it is but nooooooo...
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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10 point
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The Wife moving anything either inside the house, garage, or shed. It may look messy and cluttered to her, but I know exactly where everything is.
She forces me to think like a woman when I'm trying to find something. That ain't easy my friend..... this^^^^^^^ I only have one rule at my house..leave my stuff alone, do not touch, do not move. pretty simple?? ya'd think it is but nooooooo... x3
Turkeys be damned.
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We men are normally vertical organizationlists. Stack until it almost falls over, then just start a new stack. We can tell you within 1-2 inches where something is inside each stack--regardless of how many there are. So leave it alone Ladies! 3Toe and Buckscent are exempt, since they have have their own gay organizing show on HGTV. Filing is Fabulous with Ned and Dave!! And by gay I don't mean "happy"!
Last edited by straycat; 09/07/12 03:47 PM.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Turkey Nut
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3Toe and Buckscent are exempt, since they have have their own gay organizing show on HGTV. Filing is Fabulous with Ned and Dave!! And by gay I don't mean "happy"! Thats gonna leave a mark! 
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Booner
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Having a 15 year old daughter not paying attention and driving your Corvette over a curb annoys me! People that are lucky enough to have a corvette and let their 15YO daughters drive them annoys me.
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On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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Booner
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We men are normally vertical organizationlists. Stack until it almost falls over, then just start a new stack. We can tell you within 1-2 inches where something is inside each stack--regardless of how many there are. So leave it alone Ladies! 3Toe and Buckscent are exempt, since they have have their own gay organizing show on HGTV. Filing is Fabulous with Ned and Dave!! And by gay I don't mean "happy"! 
"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
He alone is educated who has learned the lessons of open-mindedness
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Booner
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My 6yo daughter leaving logs in the toilet.
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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My 6yo daughter leaving logs in the toilet. Believe it or not, you're gonna miss that one day.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Booner
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My 6yo daughter leaving logs in the toilet. Believe it or not, you're gonna miss that one day. I have no doubt. 
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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14 point
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people that use double negatives.
I don't like no double negatives.
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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Booner
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What if you REALLY need to accent something. Like YEKRUT aint got no teef?
On the Eighth day God created flounder.
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10 point
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And, you might not be surprised, I hate call waiting.
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Freak of Nature
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The Wife moving anything either inside the house, garage, or shed. It may look messy and cluttered to her, but I know exactly where everything is.
She forces me to think like a woman when I'm trying to find something. That ain't easy my friend..... this^^^^^^^ I only have one rule at my house..leave my stuff alone, do not touch, do not move. pretty simple?? ya'd think it is but nooooooo... x3 X4- If it's not yours, DON'T touch it!! It's a very simple rule...isn't it? Apparently not. At least not at my house.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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