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Not!!! Nasty bastage! It was his lucky night. Unfortunately there was a house not to far away and I didn’t feel like explaining we I emptied my duty weapon.
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Why didnt you catch him?


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Originally Posted by Skinny
Why didnt you catch him?
Because I’m smarter than that and it stunk bad.


It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.


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Kill them all

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I hate those things.

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Do I need to get you some RatShot for Christmas?


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Originally Posted by jawbone
Do I need to get you some RatShot for Christmas?
Or a 5’ long piece of 1/2” pex.


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Couldn't you use a truck antenna to whoop him?


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Should be an Aldeer rule to live by. All cottonmouths and other venomous snakes must die. Beat it with a stick or broom handle or decapitate with axe brush axe. Shoot it. Whatever. Evil bastages must die.


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I killed a rather healthy timber rattler Friday while planting corn. I had my Ruger wrangler with me. He coiled up in the edge of the plot. made a lot larger target

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Most pleasurable method of dispatching snakes is running them over with a bush hog

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Or a disc

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When I was a kid, I tried to kill a moccasin with a weed eater on the edge of a pond. Never again, that snake wrapped around the head of that weed eater and it slung it right between my legs.

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Kill em All!


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Could have hit him with that homemade smoked sausage stick you was snacking on!


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Originally Posted by mw2015
Most pleasurable method of dispatching snakes is running them over with a bush hog


Dunno man. I ran over one with my truck once, from tail to head. There was a satisfying POP! when the pressure built to the release point. Very pleasurable method...

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Originally Posted by marshmud991
Unfortunately there was a house not to far away and I didn’t feel like explaining we I emptied my duty weapon.
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All I have to say is "suppressed 22". This is a perfect use case.

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Originally Posted by RidgeRanger
Originally Posted by mw2015
Most pleasurable method of dispatching snakes is running them over with a bush hog


Dunno man. I ran over one with my truck once, from tail to head. There was a satisfying POP! when the pressure built to the release point. Very pleasurable method...
I love to hear that pop. I backed up and and made an attempt to pop this but that bastage was quick.


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Originally Posted by mw2015
Most pleasurable method of dispatching snakes is running them over with a bush hog

About 10 years ago I was bush hoggin in my largest field. Got done with that and was headed to the barn. Have to pass by the smaller field in front of the house. Wife was out there. She waved me over and pointed to 3' timber rattler. Had her dogs out there too. I said I got this. Ran over that thing with the bush hog several times and that smart bugger was just flattening out under there. I finally thought enough of this and ran over him with one of the back tires and stomped on that sides brake and cut the wheel that way. It skint his ass alive. Picked him up with the front end loader and dumped him in the woods.


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