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From the title of this thread..........I really though it was gonna be a discussion about the "G" spot.


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I pissed in a dixie cup and put it in a food plot. Same fifteen or so deer came in and weren’t alarmed. Did it after watching an old TK and Mike video after one of them pissed on a deer and it wasn’t scared.

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Originally Posted by Stoney
What I need is - where can I find what I want -- don't care what you do in a stand . Ha Ha

How can you find what you want if it is no longer being made, as Shaw told you?

There are just some things that come along in life you just have to accept and move on along.

This just may be one of them. thumbup


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Friend of mine left one in the back of my truck years ago. Bet it rode there for 10 years before I finally threw it away!🤣🤣


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Originally Posted by Jweeks
Gatorade bottle won’t work?

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Originally Posted by BamaGuitarDude
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Gatorade bottle won’t work?

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Undoubtedly not...he'd rather spend $ instead of going the easy route. He may get confused and think he bought a yellow gatorade and try to drink it only to realize it's not Gatorade

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Gatorade bottle isn't wide enough. You seal that thing off, the air inside it warms as it fills and builds back pressure, then it sprays back on you. No. Orange juice jugs are usually good enough.

Funny hunt club prank is to start fiddling with your day pack and casually ask someone to hold what turns out to be your pee bottle. Then look at them and ask if they know what they're holding.

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I use a big mouth salsa jug. Keeps me from dribbling pee on the side of the boat.


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Gotta say, the funnel in the corner attached to garden hose is some pretty genius redneck engineering. I'm impressed, however, I can't sit still long enough to ever need something like that.

I remember back in the 80s not peeing near a deer stand was such a big thing. Now everyone says to just let it fly.

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A club we were in years ago had a field called the 5 dollar house. Probably a 5-6 acre green field with a shooting house dead center in the middle. One of the members came up with a great way to go without spooking deer out of the field. He took an old cooler and cut holes all in it, another hole in the side angled towards the building, and installed the pipe. He then buried the cooler a couple feet down, put the pipe through the wall of the building. Used a can to cover when not using.


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I know where one is but it’s in my uncle’s gas station that’s been closed for 10+ years. I need a hydraulic hose press before I ask for a fancy p bottle. Just sayin

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2 pages on a pee bottle. Aldeer never disappoints.

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Originally Posted by BPI
2 pages on a pee bottle. Aldeer never disappoints.


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Originally Posted by 2Dogs
Attach a large funnel in a corner, drill a hole in the floor, attach a piece of garden hose to the funnel and down through the floor. Let 'er rip.

I used pvc on ours --- dug it out about two feet down, added some rock and sand --

you could do a "camping style toilet."

https://www.amazon.com/Pee-Collapsible-Bottle-Disposable-Replacement/dp/B0D9GMQZ4H/ref=sr_1_8?crid=YG5FRMTNR76D&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.W8OFTUc1z3Bv5j9WQxTQ-pFB3bx8UqaBRY69ymQQ29mys8OG6BAEiF00DZuefj06oG8Mpmz2KGPt9phcC-mRlMRTNRLHod6FjXJYZHD-EFM_oNW3lHaUOHYOjDzPEuvEItQBgh_M-BJ752YK92fdhESwaSAB06OOvB82fH0Zn8h7Tz8oN421sLsiICQnk5q2A0zf3PMK4G7EnZG4IlFfhO7JXdmq_gNBBN4UrbtvVXf20BllJe4rSlf-NDSYjvEjh3tg-O2V1ddOU46sYnZg1DvJ6zhiMtXCl42yU0P59Qs.dwJXtP2MSktq0_pimX_FZ2CXFxulN_uLZRMpcPtuoEk&dib_tag=se&keywords=pee%2Bbottles%2Bfor%2Bmen&qid=1763738522&sprefix=pee%2Bbottle%2Caps%2C151&sr=8-8&th=1

portable urine bags
https://www.amazon.com/DIBBATU-Disposable-Emergency-Portable-Suitable/dp/B0B9XN7KXW/ref=sr_1_10?crid=YG5FRMTNR76D&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.W8OFTUc1z3Bv5j9WQxTQ-pFB3bx8UqaBRY69ymQQ29lrIAseqxLjpBvKTpAWAqT0SG5tmGOAJNZbAoTYGIiM-EnKMFLUSS9_9Bhvroy09yAl_alWu9g-yzX08m4rQIjCQ_i_Ul6OtejMrzlM8NAXHZ7mR4u0_nJbU6gfN0_pWU3JOJYohgPQpRlwfcuZcUYGSnTeI3IXvwwz17daJAeYXTZzaDUZsGN4uE_jXfil7yk5YTkwaH2OjkbwBOSkj0HOVEVd_2igvQOL4rQgdRhL3KnKJXA7f8-HeRU6EKKPMzk.QIbsz0FI8oGgYeKUQRUUpLQOihHVE5mjgG26Ezp7tbg&dib_tag=se&keywords=pee%2Bbottles%2Bfor%2Bmen&qid=1763738656&sprefix=pee%2Bbottle%2Caps%2C151&sr=8-10&th=1

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A Gatorade bottle covered with adhesive Moleskin was what I used back in the day. The Moleskin keeps the bottle from being noisy and it has a wide mouth, as a personal requirement smile


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Originally Posted by BPI
2 pages on a pee bottle. Aldeer never disappoints.

This maybe the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on here.


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https://www.facebook.com/reel/844391051660629

Here is the right answer to this whole topic.


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I pee out of the stand but that is not what he was asking. In the front and back compartments of my boat I have those urinals with the pop top lid my wife ordered where i don't dribble on the boat lol. I think they came from a hospital supply they would work good. I also carried a bottle to the stand for years

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Originally Posted by Okatuppa
Originally Posted by BPI
2 pages on a pee bottle. Aldeer never disappoints.

This maybe the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on here.


The man's question is in regards to a shooting house. The food plot is full of deer , you gotta go , you REALLY GOTTA GO, you gonna sling the door open , take a step or two outside and take a whizz ? It's not about pissin' in the woods , I've NEVER pissed in a bottle while in an open stand . I'll even piss in scrapes . This IMO is not a debate about scaring deer with human urine, it's opening a door and making unnecessary movement. slap



"Why do you ask"?

Too many people spend money they don't have , on things they don't need, to impress people they don't know.







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Originally Posted by kyles
I pee out of the stand but that is not what he was asking. In the front and back compartments of my boat I have those urinals with the pop top lid my wife ordered where i don't dribble on the boat lol. I think they came from a hospital supply they would work good. I also carried a bottle to the stand for years

That would be too easy...BUT, he's wanting to buy something particular, that is no longer made or sold by a hunting specialty manufacturer that has been out of business for several years now.

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