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Now that the Walmarks has done away with the traditional greeter and gone to "hosts" that are capable of more responsibility, they will come after that receipt for them Huggies. Those bitches don't play. They will chase your arse down.
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Huggies........ ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/XAfg8gz.gif)
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Let's rock, bitches. ![[Linked Image]](https://media.giphy.com/media/Yb9lErqzrRr3O/200.gif)
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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“No thanks, I’m not staying for the drawing” 
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around here, white dude with a pack of toilet paper and some deodorant, you better have that receipt in-hand, ready to show it. Brutha with a 42 LED tv under his arm and the greeters are like.... ![[Linked Image]](https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2018/12/28/28-bird-box.w536.h536.jpg)
Isaiah 5:20
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YOU BETTER GET ME A BABY, HI!
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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LOL. When I worked at WM years ago, we caught folks trying
to exit with computers, garbage cans filled with 30 printer cartridges,
sunglasses hidden underneath their baby in a stroller, cartons of cigs.,
family packs of ribeyes, tools, CDs. It got to the point where you just
lost faith in humanity. It was hard to trust anyone.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
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YOU BETTER GET ME A BABY, HI!
You want to be a baby's daddy, you probably already know this ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/KdJSIIl.jpg)
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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LOL. When I worked at WM years ago, we caught folks trying
to exit with computers, garbage cans filled with 30 printer cartridges,
sunglasses hidden underneath their baby in a stroller, cartons of cigs.,
family packs of ribeyes, tools, CDs. It got to the point where you just
lost faith in humanity. It was hard to trust anyone.
Scout's honor this is the truth... in high school me and my best friend Heath worked at Food World in Talladega. Our manager was a tall skinny guy named Jeff, and one night he came to us and said "There's a black guy with a white lady in front of the meat cooler, I saw her on the cameras stuffing packs of meat in her purse and inside her coat. I can't say anything until they pass the registers and try to leave the store, but if they do I'm gonna approach them. I want one of you to stand in front of the doors and one of you to stand in front of the buggy door...you know, just sorta to deter them from exiting." So we covertly post up in front of the doors... when they came to the front that dude looked like Warren Sapp and Mike Tyson had a kid!!!! I was in front of the buggy door (a short glass door on the front wall that we brought buggies in from the parking lot). Well Jeff tried to get their attention and they took off, the big black guy was coming right at me and I just got out of his way! LOL Well that dumbbutt Jeff was gonna chase him down, hollered for me and Heath to "catch him". So here we go running across the parking lot, it's amazing how fast that big dude was (or more accurately, how I wasn't really trying to catch him ) I would've been like the dog chasing a car...what was I gonna do if I actually caught 'eem??
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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I think my reading comprehension just skipped. WTF??
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I think my reading comprehension just skipped. WTF?? the TL;DR version of bux' story: "Manager wanted me to stop a big-azz Mike-Tyson-lookin' brutha from stealing some stuff as he was running out the door. To hell with that!"
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You tackle the thieving woman, she was the one with the steaks in her purse.
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You tackle the thieving woman, she was the one with the steaks in her purse.  It wasn't that bad, Mangler! The context was they were joking about the elderly greeters in Walmarks being the Gestapo bag checkers, then there were stories about shoplifting, etc. The woman didn't run, she just stood there crying. The man had cigarettes too, they fell out when he ran across the parking lot. She threw the big guy under the bus to the police, they came back with him in the patrol car about two hours later, Jeff the manager had to "I.D." him.
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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When I was in school I worked as a stock guy for Walmarks. We had a lady who was the secret shoplifter police and she was rough as a Cobb and mean as a moccasin. I watched her jump on the back of a guy one night and ride him out into the parking lot.
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When I was in school I worked as a stock guy for Walmarks. We had a lady who was the secret shoplifter police and she was rough as a Cobb and mean as a moccasin. I watched her jump on the back of a guy one night and ride him out into the parking lot. Ole Buckscent's fantasy came true, huh?
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Year before last we were doing a UCP collection tent outside the main entrance of the Walmart in Oxford, AL.... we heard a lady screaming from the parking lot and a guy was snatching her purse!!! He pulls her down and gets her purse away, then starts fast jogging (not a full run) across the parking lot towards the highway. There was a roughneck lookin' white boy (seriously, picture Perch at 25yrs old with a baseball hat on backward) standing not too far from them, and he takes off running....fastest white guy I've ever seen!!!!!!! He closed the distance like an NFL safety, and the guy realizes he's being chased so he turns to face the running white guy and is sorta walking backwards (like in a defensive position). That white boy never slowed up, he hit that sucker running full speed and I don't know how it didn't break both their bodies... by this time we've all walked out near the first row of cars headed towards the woman, and I hear that guy yelling "Somebody come get this mother@##$$"!!!! He had that guy in arm choke from behind and had his legs wrapped around that guy's legs. We all run down there, one guy gets the lady's purse back, finally get the dude to turn him loose and everybody makes him sit there till the police shows up (maybe 1 minute). I was a nervous wreck over that and I wasn't really involved.
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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^^^ Hey that was my 5,000th post. I expected more.
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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(seriously, picture Perch at 25yrs old with a baseball hat on backward) ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/GAQGvfy.jpg)
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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I just bet that was a helluva sight. Score one for the good guys.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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