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Hey little thing let me light your fire
Cause momma I’m sure the hanna now gets around
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Freak of Nature
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I used to think Garth Brooks wrote a song about “shaving” but it’s actually “Shameless” Sounds EXACTLY like shaving. Yep. And Vince Gills love start slippin away, always sounded like limpin (That's the way i sing it 😀)
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my sister (from San Fran) was riding in my truck one holiday and phish’s “Reba” happened to be playing. instead of “bag it, tag it, sell it to the butcher in the store”, she heard “faggot, tag it” and went all hyper-swj on me until I played it back a few times and she finally heard it correctly and said “well, that makes more sense.”
a favorite to listen for is Fleetwood Mac’s “rhiannon” that gets sung “brianna” and then the argument ensues.
experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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Kids today can just look the lyrics up if they don't know them. We just sang what ever seemed to fit.
What I always sang:
blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
you know the runner in the night
Correct Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Didn't understand the lyrics that I sand, and I still don't understand it: I assume it meant Ford Deuce Coup.
What about the, made my anus curly whirly part lol I still don't know what the correct lyric is
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Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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My cousin always thought that "Beast of Burden" was Pizza Burning. She said she was in her late teens and singing it when a friend of hers made fun of her. I can't hear the song now without singing pizza burning. I think I married your cousin...
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Every since I’ve heard the misheard lyrics of “yellow Ledbetter” I sing those.
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Freak of Nature
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There was a song in the late seventies called Magic.
It went
oh oh oh it’s magic you know
never believe it’s not so
My buddy would sing
oh oh oh it’s my dick you know
never believe it’s not so
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Some good ones I’ve heard people say
“I’ll fire up” instead of “Elvira”
“Eggs delight” instead of “Exit light” from that Metallica song
“Here we are now, in containers” instead of “here we are now, entertain us” from smells like teen spirit
“Where the grass is green and the girls have titties” instead of “girls are pretty”
“Hold me closer Tony Danes”
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“ Walk with an erection” I owe The Bangles an apology.
"Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry,and Mona Lisa was a man"
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The Avett Brothers have a song called, "Murder in the City".
What they sing... "If I get murdered in the city"
What I hear/sing... "Faggot murdered in the city"
Try singing, "If I get murdered in the city," fast and youll see what I mean
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My wife has a cousin who they all make fun of her because for years on Aerosmiths' "Dude Looks Like a Lady", she sang "Do the funky lady".
My own is Manfred Mann's "Blinded by the Light". I still don't know the lyrics but sing it as "Rolling like a douche in the middle of the night". Like I said, I don't know the correct lyrics, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't sing about feminine hygiene products.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Shitting On The Dock Of The Bay
Shittin' in the mornin' sun,
I'll be shittin' when the evenin' comes.
Watching the shits roll in,
then I watch 'em float away again, yeah.
I'm shittin' on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away.
Oo, I'm just shittin' on the dock of the bay,
wastin' time.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain
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Every since I’ve heard the misheard lyrics of “yellow Ledbetter” I sing those. I still dont have a clue what the lyrics are in that song. something about fridolays? idk
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Dixieland Delight.... I keep saying Frak Auburn between every verse.
Just kidding
I do mess it up on occasion by saying "Broken Bullfrog" when it's actually "Croakin' Bullfrog".
"Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters."
-- Archibald Rutledge
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Elton john...bennie and the jets...
She's got electric boots a mohair suit...
My interpretation
She has electric boobs, my ma has too...
Makes no sense....
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Dream Weaver by Gary Wright. Used to think it was Jane Weaver when I was young.
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I used to think Garth Brooks wrote a song about “shaving” but it’s actually “Shameless” my wife sang "Shaving" in the car once...I cried laughing, she always thought that's what he was saying.
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Kids today can just look the lyrics up if they don't know them. We just sang what ever seemed to fit.
What I always sang:
blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
you know the runner in the night
Correct Lyrics:
Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Didn't understand the lyrics that I sand, and I still don't understand it: I assume it meant Ford Deuce Coup.
Somehow,I'm not surprised.
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I still give myself hell for thinking Van Halen’s “Panama” was “had enough “
I literally thought that till I bought their greatest hits and saw the title on the back.
Wolves don't lose sleep over opinions from sheep
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