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So me and 3 million other people get an email today that says there is a bomb in our building and it will explode at 5 pm unless we transfer $20k in bit coin to an account before that time. My wife shows it to me and I laugh and make some statement about how funny that is and the sakkapanni bastard can’t even spell. I then leave for a couple hours on a service call.
I come back to 40 police cars in the parking lot, the driveway blocked by police cars and $1200.00 an hour standing out in the parking lot watching a bunch of dumbass rookies searching all the buildings.
My wife thought she’d better alert authorities to the threat. I love my wife more than life itself and would give her the beating heart from my chest but today I wanted to smack her in the mouth. That shucks cost me about $3k and folks eating my ass cause their trucks ain’t done.
I tell the cops to leave I don’t have time for that bulldoodoo but they insist it’s about public safety and I realize it’s a losing battle so I say to hell with it and go home myself. Needless to say I’ll be sleeping on the porch but damn that was stupid
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Every woman, no matter how perfect, needs to good beating from time to time.
You just gotta do it.
I hate making a good first impression. There’s no way I can keep that shit up.
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Looks like it was a nationwide threat. Several schools down the road from me and a nursing home were put on lockdown
David looney
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Dang Hoggin that bites. You need to educate her about spamming obviously. BTW better get a sleeping bag..might get cold out there on the porch! 
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Be careful if a tree falls on you! JS.
" I don't kill innocent animals, only the ones who look guilty"
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women seem to take those kind of thing much more seriously than we do.Or maybe??? they are more gullible than we are. I came home one day and my wife was all upset because of a phone call, man said he had a warrant for her arrest for failure to pay off a loan. WTF? First thing I asked was if she had taken out any loans without talking to me?? Well hail, the answer was NO, so what are we upset about. The little dick that called her messed up and gave her a call back number for when she got the money up....haha, he got me instead. Told him I had a trace on the call and when I found him I was going to cut his throat while he slept and chitt down his neck. Rude bastage hung up on me.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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So, this 1 email shuts down how many places in the stroke of a few keys and Carlos in Hoover has been trying for weeks to "shut it down." Wonder how long before Hoover stores start getting emails on a regular basis.
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2016 Moderator of the Year
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Women see even the best of men as un-caring, un-thinking and oblivious thugs. Even when you stop and spend half a day to explain why you don't think she should do that, you're wrong. Proof after the fact is only reassurance to them that it was still a good idea to doubt you and check.
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If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Freak of Nature
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Wrong Fur, if they think at all it's over think. I maintain they just REACT! They need to remember they came second, man was created in Gods image. Women just got mans bone. I'd like you all to notice ALL feminists all have one or more of the following traits, butt ugly, fat, batchit crazy. Most smart attractive women take mans bone and use it to get anything they want.
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Morning news just said that the IP address for the email was in Russia. Shocker.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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