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Joined: Dec 2004
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Freak of Nature
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So my wife, Kim, had a new patient bring her a container of cupcakes today. Kim, isn't big on eating anything a patient brings her, especially ones she has never met because, lets face it, there's some nasty, crazy folks out there. She was nice though and brought them home but hasn't eaten any, nor allowed the boys to eat them. She went to take them out of the container while ago and noticed some writing, through the clear plastic, on the bottom of the container. She picks it up and looks at the bottom side. What she didn't know, was I had gone in there earlier, when she wasn't around, and wrote with a sharpie, "I hope you like poison, DIE!!!". She didn't come anywhere close to seeing the humor in it like I did. Yeah, I'm burning for that one. 
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Good one. Sounds like something I'd do
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Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Too funny. Good luck. 
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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I hope you have a comfortable couch.
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Talking Turkey
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I hope you have a comfortable couch. And enjoy celibacy. Lol.
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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and sleep with one eye open....
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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I bet it was worth it though.
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Freak of Nature
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Yep. Gonna be a TV night for you this Valentine's Day.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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That's pretty d@mn good. LOL!
The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren
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Sounds like some sh*t I'd do! Hilariuos
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Happy Valentine’s Day! Dilly dilly.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Proud crossbow hunter!
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