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Are you implying that girls don't like short guys?
Lol at the double standards.
Women: don't objectify me
Also women: I like tall guys I've had a few hundred of them that never seemed to mind. But then I have a larger than average Johnson. Out Back with the humble brag baldfaced lie. FIFY  He wasn't lying, he just mispoke...he really meant to say "...I AM a larger than average Johnson."
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Sonny must be in the air, or he would have fired back!  Kiss my ass Perch. I’m 7 hours ahead of y’all and just saw it. You’re just jealous because your old shriveled up ass ain’t been laid in 40 years. 
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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Now now Sonny....this is one of those situations where you just have to be the bigger man:)
Wish it was hunting season.....year round
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Last time Perch got lucky..... ![[Linked Image]](https://s14.postimg.org/p4hmorvup/9777_CCE7-_C1_E2-4902-_ADF6-8_E182_B73_EB7_F.gif)
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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Crybaby, admit that was you! James, you're asking for it! Sonny sounds more like you are 7 hrs behind us. If you were ahead (in the future) you'd have known about this before it posted????? 
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No dumbass, I was already asleep. So I saw it at breakfast this morning. Been at work for 2 hours now. When I get off this afternoon, it’ll be 8am back home.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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Ol’ Perch throwin’ down..... ![[Linked Image]](http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/old-man-ditches-crutches-on-the-dance-floor.gif)
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Ol’ Perch throwin’ down..... ![[Linked Image]](http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/old-man-ditches-crutches-on-the-dance-floor.gif) got his poop bag on his side and all
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.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar. 
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Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens..... ![[Linked Image]](http://i.hilariousgifs.com/old-man-still-got-the-groove.gif)
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.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar.  Probably for the "challenge accepted" thread he was yacking about the other day 
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He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is. 
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Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens..... ![[Linked Image]](http://i.hilariousgifs.com/old-man-still-got-the-groove.gif) Well he got one good stroke in there 
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He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is.  Well that would explain the look of constipation on his face
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