|
S |
M |
T |
W |
T |
F |
S |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
|
30
|
31
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
37 members (Jweeks, woodduck, russellb, James, janiemae, CouchNapper, Chad Burnette, Mulcher, desertdog, mcninja, Ron A., MIB, dave260rem!, NoHuntin, ImThere, RareBreed, sanderson, Oscarflytyer, cmontgomery, robinhedd, Longtine, odocoileus, RSF, Uokman2014, Cactus_buck, remlap, sevenup, MountainTopHunter, Dixiepatriot, BRP549, jawbone, jake5050, kodiak06, 4 invisible),
824
guests, and
0
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,332 Likes: 65
Booner
|
|
Booner
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,332 Likes: 65 |
So my wife comes in the bedroom at 9:30 the other night, knowing full well I was tired and went to bed at 8:30 and proceeds to turn on 4 lights in the bedroom. Night stand, bathroom, very close hall light, and closet light. My little girl was in the floor sleeping too because "she wanted to". I sit up and say exactly this " what's going on? Why is there 4 lights on?" She says "I'm putting up clothes and I need to see". Then follows it up with "your getting so ill here lately"! I tip toe around the house in the AM when I'm getting ready and usually just feel for my clothes, but now I'm thinking "oh yeah, it's on". So she wakes me up out of a dead sleep, and now, she's mad at me! She was still mad last night when I got home! I know they're all crazy, but my wife has always been very rational.
I told her last night I could turn on the bathroom light and have enough light to paint the whole bedroom!! She didn't like that! Hell she had me so confused I almost apologized!!!!
Everything woke turns to shucks
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 13,876 Likes: 52
Booner
|
|
Booner
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 13,876 Likes: 52 |
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,128 Likes: 11
14 point
|
|
14 point
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,128 Likes: 11 |
Its their world...you are just living in it!
"In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer
"Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 9,027 Likes: 10
14 point
|
|
14 point
Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 9,027 Likes: 10 |
there's no logic to them & it's a pure waste of energy trying to figure 'em out
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 3,829
10 point
|
|
10 point
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 3,829 |
Wimmenz is all crazy no doubt some just more than others...sounds to me like she has something on her mind that you should already know since you are a mind reader and all...At least thats the way it works at my house.
The end of democracy and the defeat of the American revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporation's Thomas Jefferson. 1812
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 19,803
2016 Moderator of the Year
|
|
2016 Moderator of the Year
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 19,803 |
She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 10,526 Likes: 13
Booner
|
|
Booner
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 10,526 Likes: 13 |
Take a belt to those legs and nip it in the bud.
"The Heavens declare the glory of God;and the firmament sheweth his handiwork" Pslam 19:1
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 571
4 point
|
|
4 point
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 571 |
She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. This!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,332 Likes: 65
Booner
|
|
Booner
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 14,332 Likes: 65 |
I loaded the dish washer, made tea, and took my little girl back there with me to watch TV and get sleepy. Idk what I did wrong.
Everything woke turns to shucks
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 571
4 point
|
|
4 point
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 571 |
You'll probably never know what you did wrong. But I can guarantee you she could tell you what you did wrong at 11:53 a.m. on March 5, 1994. They be like that.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 11,785
Booner
|
|
Booner
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 11,785 |
She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. You'll probably never know what you did wrong. But I can guarantee you she could tell you what you did wrong at 11:53 a.m. on March 5, 1994. They be like that. Bingo
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,634 Likes: 17
Old Mossy Horns
|
|
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,634 Likes: 17 |
I loaded the dish washer, made tea, and took my little girl back there with me to watch TV and get sleepy. Idk what I did wrong. Did this happen: Wife walks into BR and asks "What on the TV?" Globe's response: "Dust."   
Last edited by Claims Rep.; 02/04/16 08:48 AM.
Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Proud crossbow hunter!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 9,040
14 point
|
|
14 point
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 9,040 |
I loaded the dish washer, made tea, and took my little girl back there with me to watch TV and get sleepy. Idk what I did wrong. Did this happen: Wife walks into BR and asks "What on the TV?" Globe's response: "Dust." And that was the last day he was seen alive.
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,813 Likes: 14
14 point
|
|
14 point
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,813 Likes: 14 |
She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. This! +1 yep; next time, throw the sheets back & rip the biggest fart of your life. That'll teach her to pull that crap next time.
ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 22,815 Likes: 197
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
|
|
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 22,815 Likes: 197 |
She did it on purpose and you know it. You did something earlier that pissed her off. You have to back track man. This! +1 yep; next time, throw the sheets back & rip the biggest fart of your life. That'll teach her to pull that crap next time. No no no.....you wait til she's IN bed, then rip one UNDER the covers, then quickly pull the covers over her head and hold them down.
Isaiah 5:20
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 2,435
10 point
|
|
10 point
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 2,435 |
Or cut one loose ,pull covers over her head. When she gets up fighting mad, turn all the lights on and look at her like shes the bad guy in all this.lol
"To be angry is to be alive. I love it. Anger is better than love. I think it is more pure,". Al Goldstein
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 19,803
2016 Moderator of the Year
|
|
2016 Moderator of the Year
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 19,803 |
Or cut one loose ,pull covers over her head. When she gets up fighting mad, turn all the lights on and look at her like shes the bad guy in all this.lol True story. My wife gets up a little before me in the mornings. Last week I'm laying there and I hear noise so I assume she's up in the other room. I rip a good one and she jumps up out of the bed cussing. She was so damn mad she threatened to leave me if I ever do it again. She told me later that she felt it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,813 Likes: 14
14 point
|
|
14 point
Joined: Feb 2015
Posts: 6,813 Likes: 14 |
True story. My wife gets up a little before me in the mornings. Last week I'm laying there and I hear noise so I assume she's up in the other room. I rip a good one and she jumps up out of the bed cussing. She was so damn mad she threatened to leave me if I ever do it again. She told me later that she felt it.  awesome! a ginormous, bellowing fart is the great equalizer in marriage
ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 26,712 Likes: 31
Freak of Nature
|
|
Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 26,712 Likes: 31 |
A few weeks ago I had to get up at 2 am to go in early to work. I get home about 6 pm that night dead tired. I ate and went to bed early and she got mad that I went to bed without her (she wanted to stay up and watch TV). About 2 hours in she comes storming into the room wanting to know why I didn't put the food up. I went downstairs and threw all that mess out the backdoor to the dogs including the pots and pans it was in.
Paid for that for about a week.
Make no mistake though, that had nothing to do with the food. She was mad because I went to bed early and she wanted some attention.
"Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters."
-- Archibald Rutledge
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,992
8 point
|
|
8 point
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,992 |
She was mad because I went to bed early and she wanted some attention. Winner winner chicken dinner. Needy little things they are. It's undefeated.
"The future's uncertain and the end is always near"
|
|
|
|
|
