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Been reading some of the posts from some of the new members. All you old farts tell
some of the tales from our annual fishing trip we used to have before I saved y'all's life.
I will start. Skinny called a park ranger a "cock monkey"
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I wish I was around back then.. Would have been some fun. 
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skinny turned his chair over laughing at riverrat telling two gals who stopped by why you had to wear rubber boots when stump breaking a goat.
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Riverrat took a pic just as Skinny started spewing due to guzzling (for the 3rd or 4th time in 30 minutes) the jet fuel that I brought. He was holding on to Hoyt's boat and Hoyt yelled "Don't puke in my boat you drunk bassturd!". It was forever known as The Skinny Spew
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Brent put a boston butt on for 12 hours one day.......and forgot to turn it on... Turned out very well though. Ended up being devoured about midnite..after he did power it up
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Get bronco drunk and give him an empty clorox bottle, a hook, some line, a sinker, a bream, a pink towel, and some soap. And a gar will magically appear in the shower with him.
It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
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LMAO!! Good times!
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Ask Wiley how to order a pizza on the river WTF.
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Ask Wiley how to order a pizza on the river WTF. Y'all had a hard time with that one I believe but that was a dang good pizza delivered right to the boat dock.
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Who all remembers 'Lucky' ?
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How about that sumbitch Larry. 
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How about that sumbitch Larry. Never did get my trolling motor back. Been about 7 years now. Gonna kill that bastard if I ever see him again.
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I do remember Lucky  and I do owe Larry an asswhoopin for what he did to Mrs. Top Cat
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
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Doing the best I can.
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Delmer convincing George C. Tull he was the park ranger on the phone and GCT wondering how the park ranger got his number.
Me and Delmer putting Mangler in his camper after he couldn't walk and bruising his ribs.
Bronco threatening to kill Boone with a boat paddle while wearing nothing but his tighty whities.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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a dozen grown men fishing for bream with zebcos off the end of a small pier. We were wearing them out.
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"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." -- Ruthie-May Webster
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I can honestly say that the fun I had at those first 3 tournaments is in the top 5 best times I've EVER had. And it was all for a great cause.
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I remember a picture of someone golfing and they where wearing some funny looking pants and shirt but I can't remember who it was.
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I remember a picture of someone golfing and they where wearing some funny looking pants and shirt but I can't remember who it was. Mangler! He was Arnoldo Palmero
"Never Trust Government" -- Smart people.
"The Great thing we should Fear and the Weird Thing we Trust is Elon Musk" -- Me
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Those were some great times. Think Driveby, Delmer and Mangler had the pretty pants on 
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Funny thing also, 30 or so good ol country boys and not a one brought a stick of firewood!
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