Once in New Orleans for fighting in the French quarter. Got off with a hefty fine. Almost got arrested for beating the shucks out of a guy in Biloxi but he didn't press charges. Been in the back of cop cars enough to write a book. Looking back I'm glad I finally grew up, was on a one way road to a shitty life.


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