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Embarrassing stories
#860729
02/12/14 07:02 PM
02/12/14 07:02 PM
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tfd1224
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I like a good ole embarrasing story every now and then. Here's mine. I downloaded what I thought was a really funny ringtone to my phone and kinda forgot about it. I went over to my neighbors house on my 4 wheeler to ask him about something. My neighbor is a really really religious and straight laced guy, home schools his kids etc. as we are sitting there talking I feel my phone vibrate in my back pocket and I say hold on a second, then this British butler type voice comes over my phone and says " someone is endeavoring to contact you, shall I tell them to fu** off?" I think I turned 50 shades of red. I immediately went home and deleted that ringtone. Keep em coming
Yeah c’mon. Daniel White
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860735
02/12/14 07:05 PM
02/12/14 07:05 PM
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Beadlescomb
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I shucks and pissed my pants from laughing at a buddy falling out of a boat
Come to think of it that sum bitch falls out of the boat all of the time. Usually a sign we are going to get on some fish
Last edited by Beadlescomb; 02/12/14 07:10 PM.
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860743
02/12/14 07:08 PM
02/12/14 07:08 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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Had a ringtone that was an East Indian voice thing...."Bing bing-ding ding-hello-good bye-thank you-bing bing" and it rang when I was paying at a dang convenience store with a dot Indian behind the counter It was actually funny as Hell now that I think about it. Had another one that was gunshots with a few ricochet sounds. It rang while I was in a meeting in a conference room on Redstone. Everybody just laughed. That one actually kinda embarrassed me.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860747
02/12/14 07:11 PM
02/12/14 07:11 PM
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Bigbamaboy
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That's pretty good. I was goin to start this thread the other day and you beat me to it.
When I was about ten years old, I was out entertaining my self with a can of black spray paint. Idk what I was thinkin but i wrote some profanities on a huge stump in our back yard. I was going to paint over them, but due to a short attention span i was off to something else. Latter on that day my parents had some friends over. One of them goes walkin into the back and bust out laughing. I soon realized what the fuss was about. Whoops.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/12/14 07:17 PM
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Haha. Here's one of mine. Back in school towards the end of the day between the last two classes of the day I went to take a piss. After being up all night I was half asleep and somehow forgot to unzip my pants. I pissed all over myself and didn't realize it till I got to my next class and the whole class began to smell piss. Was a rough evening.
Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860763
02/12/14 07:20 PM
02/12/14 07:20 PM
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Bigbamaboy
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It wasnt me, but the ringtones reminded me of a funny story. We were at work one day and for some reason were at an alternator shop in Rainsville. The owner is a super nice guy and is very conservative. He has a sign up in his store that reads something along the lines of " No profanity, respect others, no dirty jokes etc." well one coworker sends another one a text while we are standing in a crowd of men. When he opens it a funny voice screams out " hey everybody look, I have gay porn on my cell phone, no look, really I have lots of gay porn on my cell phone".
The guy who opened the text is easily embarrassed and he panicked. He couldn't turn the message off and it just kept playing till he just ran outside. I was in tears.
Last edited by Bigbamaboy; 02/12/14 07:22 PM.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/12/14 07:25 PM
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Met a guy from Selma that started working at the grocery store I worked at. I started telling him about this crazy girl I met that lived there and how nuts she was. Turned out it was his sister.
"Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles" - Bauvard
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860771
02/12/14 07:26 PM
02/12/14 07:26 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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Another ringtone.....reminded me of a friend who's teenage son downloaded some ringtones on his Dad's phone and assigned them to different incoming calls. A few days later we were at work, in a building with suits and ties present, and this guy gets a call " Hey you no good child support skipping son-of-a-bitch" ......He turned every shade of red in the color spectrum and ran outside apologizing the whole way
Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 02/12/14 07:27 PM.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: bill]
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02/12/14 07:29 PM
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Met a guy from Selma that started working at the grocery store I worked at. I started telling him about this crazy girl I met that lived there and how nuts she was. Turned out it was his sister.
Could have been a lot worse. She could have been good lookin and...
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/12/14 07:44 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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A friend of mine in hardware sales went to a trade show in Shreveport back about 1980. Checked it at a hotel and there was a fine little lady working the desk. He checks in, cleans up, comes down to flirt and see where it goes. They end up going to dinner and back at the hotel, in the elevator he's kissing her and reacher under her skirt. She's got more junk than him. Claimed he stopped the elevator and beat the Hell out of "it". I guarantee if it had happened to me there would only be 2 people that EVER knew about it
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/12/14 07:46 PM
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In high school I was working at our grocery store stocking eggs. The mortician in town was coming up the aisle. A nice, Christian man. Proper, as you might expect a funeral home owner to be.
"Good evening," he said.
Out of habit I said:
"Hey, Mr. Peck! How're you doing? Been busy lately?"
It was like the world stopped turning for about 4.3 seconds as what I said literally sunk into my brain and then warped around reason. He merely smiled as I stammered a breathless apology and said, "That's OK. I hear that a lot from my friends. Fortunately, we haven't been lately."
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860802
02/12/14 07:54 PM
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Clem
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Foot, mouth, the entire shebang.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
#860884
02/13/14 02:19 AM
02/13/14 02:19 AM
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Had a ringtone that was an East Indian voice thing...."Bing bing-ding ding-hello-good bye-thank you-bing bing" and it rang when I was paying at a dang convenience store with a dot Indian behind the counter It was actually funny as Hell now that I think about it. Had another one that was gunshots with a few ricochet sounds. It rang while I was in a meeting in a conference room on Redstone. Everybody just laughed. That one actually kinda embarrassed me. I used to have the gunshot one too....until I was standing in line at the bank and someone called me! I promptly deleted that ringtone! ha ha ha
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: BamaBart]
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02/13/14 02:29 AM
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leroycnbucks
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I accidentally went into the woman's restroom and did a big ole #2. I had to go so bad that I didn't pay any attention to the name tag above the door. There were no ladies in it when I first walked in but about a half duzen were in there when I finished. The looks on their faces when I opened that stall door was priceless. I washed my hands and smiled and said thank you ladies. Then I pretty much ran to the truck and got the heck out of there.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#860897
02/13/14 02:42 AM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days.
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: daniel white]
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02/13/14 02:45 AM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days.
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once" BC
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Bowhunter84]
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02/13/14 02:53 AM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days. Been there before that's a rough feeling
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 03:43 AM
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I went with my dad to hang a stand for me to bow hunt out of but had to cross soapstone creek. The slickest dang thing u have ever tried to walk on.we got it hung and I was racing back to the truck to drive back to the gate. SPLASH!!!! sitting in the middle of the creek I turn around to see if he saw me.... and of course he did
Fast forward 24 hours and I go to hunt this new stand. He dropped me off 300 yards from the creek at the edge of a big field and said he would pick me up THERE at dark. I was in pines and it was starting to get dark quick and for safety reasons only (a the fact that gill man lived in that creek) i start to get my crap together. On flippin que of my feet hitting the ground a pack of coyotes crank up several hundred yards away. Trent richardson wouldnt have been able to keep up as i sprinted out of that pine thicket!!!!! Down the road i go toward the creek. Remembering that i had failed a speedy crossing the day before i go from a healthy jog to a crawl as I stuck my boot in the water. Its at this point I hear something and look across the creek I see my dad.......he was of course laughing uncontrollably.....
Give me bout 15 more minutes, I was dreamin about beavers.......... Si Robertson
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[Re: tfd1224]
#860980
02/13/14 04:17 AM
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Ok, here is just one of my Fraudian slips. The incident happened 10-11 years ago. It happened right after Alabama men's basketball team had made it to the sweet 16 or the elite 8 I don't remember. Anyway, Coach Godfrey and his family attended the same church we did. Well, we always sat in the back because our son can be loud due to his disability, the Godfrey gang always sat behind us. Well the Sunday after Alabama gets put out of the tournament Mark is back with family. During the meet and greet part of the service, yes Baptist, I say this to Mark, "Hey Mark, nice semen". I don't know why season came out semen. He didn't hear it, cause he just went right along thanking for support and stuff. I on the other hand was about to hyperventilate and crap my pants. I told my wife what happened and she had to get up and leave for laughing so hard. I never did ask Mark or Elizabeth about that. I have more stories but I don't want to overwhelm you guys with my stupidity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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#860984
02/13/14 04:20 AM
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I once informed the President of our company that he has something stuck on his forehead. He politely informed me he was Catholic and it was Ash Wednesday. My heart sank, but he was cool about it.
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/13/14 05:00 AM
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i have no embarrassing stories, everything in my life has been pre-calculated and with purpose.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/13/14 05:45 AM
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Well There are a couple I can think Of. But this one happened a couple years ago so its still fresh in my mind. I was working nights at the Bartending at the Casino in Wetumpka and Guiding at my lodge. So after hunting season and I had a couple days off from the casino I was having trouble sleeping. Well the doc gave me sleeping pills. Now I was staying at the lodge with my dad and Wife. I can't sleep at all with clothes on. So I take the pill Fall asleep finally. The next morning I wake up expecting to roll over and see my wife nope there was my dad. I quickly jump up and ran to the room. Asked my dad about it that morning. He said well just figured she kicked your Arss out.
Hunting Is my Obsession, My Passion, My Everything, Oh so is my wife.
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not me, a guy I worked with once took his date home and they were "sitting" on the front porch wooden swing. His pants down, her legs stuck out the back of the swing, going at it. Swing broke. Girls legs broke. Everybody stuck, till dad came out the front door.......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: daniel white]
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days.
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not me, a guy I worked with once took his date home and they were "sitting" on the front porch wooden swing. His pants down, her legs stuck out the back of the swing, going at it. Swing broke. Girls legs broke. Everybody stuck, till dad came out the front door....... That was a bad day.
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Tall tines just reminded me of another one. I was working on an ambulance at this time and my wife and I were living with her mom and stepdad. Well I had had one of those 24 hour shifts on the ambulance where I got a grand total of about 15 minutes of sleep and I had to do something the next day too so I didn't sleep during the day. Well we go to sleep and I wake up to get in the shower in the morning and I am remembering a weird dream I had last night but it seemed so real. I got out of the shower and told my wife, she was my girlfriend then. I said I don't know if it really happened but I think I dreamed I woke up in your parents bed wearing nothing but my undies on my hands and knees between your mom and stepdad, then your stepdad wakes up and says what the f*** are you doing in our bed? Then your mom asks the same thing and I say hell I don't really know so I crawled over your mom, I mean straddled her and got out of the bed and came back in here. She said it must have been a dream because I never got out of bed. At 9:00 I was sitting at work and got a text saying it wasn't a dream. For 3 months until we finally closed on our house I got little prods like, well I guess we're going to go get the bed warm for nick and all kinds of crap like that. It was like the gift that kept on giving.
Yeah c’mon. Daniel White
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Tall tines just reminded me of another one. I was working on an ambulance at this time and my wife and I were living with her mom and stepdad. Well I had had one of those 24 hour shifts on the ambulance where I got a grand total of about 15 minutes of sleep and I had to do something the next day too so I didn't sleep during the day. Well we go to sleep and I wake up to get in the shower in the morning and I am remembering a weird dream I had last night but it seemed so real. I got out of the shower and told my wife, she was my girlfriend then. I said I don't know if it really happened but I think I dreamed I woke up in your parents bed wearing nothing but my undies on my hands and knees between your mom and stepdad, then your stepdad wakes up and says what the f*** are you doing in our bed? Then your mom asks the same thing and I say hell I don't really know so I crawled over your mom, I mean straddled her and got out of the bed and came back in here. She said it must have been a dream because I never got out of bed. At 9:00 I was sitting at work and got a text saying it wasn't a dream. For 3 months until we finally closed on our house I got little prods like, well I guess we're going to go get the bed warm for nick and all kinds of crap like that. It was like the gift that kept on giving. What the mom look like?? lol
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots. Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December. WTF?? are u for real?
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02/13/14 06:34 AM
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Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots. Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December. WTF?? are u for real? We've all been there
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[Re: shootnmiss]
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02/13/14 06:37 AM
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Me and a buddy are gonna fish in a tournament on a lake neither of us had fished before. Late one evening a couple weeks before the tournament we bust off to the lake to do a pre-fish. We fished all the way up till dark and had traveled several miles away from the launch. On our way back, I get a stomach cramp of epic proportions and tell my buddy to get me to shore ASAP. The boat gets to within feet of hard ground and I jump out and run for brush. I'm facing the water when a flood light comes on and I turn my head to see an entire family sitting at their dinner table in front of a giant picture glass window horrified by my appearance in half pinch. Man of the house comes out the door yelling and ask me if I had to do that in his yard as I'm jumping back in the boat, shorts around my ankles. Hung my butt of the back of the boat hanging onto the outboard and finished up.
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02/13/14 06:37 AM
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At kids little league ball game on motorcycle. Stomach cramping really bad And i knew i had to do something quickly. Went into bathroom at concession stand and I stool was out of order and the other was full with 2 kids waiting. My Mom lived a couple block over so i ran to motorcycle flew to Mom's house ran in bathroom, yanked down shorts and underwear and exploded in the toilet just in time I thought. Finished my business and went back to game. As I was sitting down in stands, the people behind me knew me and said i had something all over the back of my shorts and shirt. I just thought i had made it in time. I handled it like a pro and said "Thanks, I must have sit in somethign and went home."
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Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots. Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December. WTF?? are u for real? We've all been there No..no we havent.
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I once informed the President of our company that he has something stuck on his forehead. He politely informed me he was Catholic and it was Ash Wednesday. My heart sank, but he was cool about it. It could be worse, I asked my district manager if he wanted a slice of my bacon pizza... He's jewish About thirty minutes later I had a coming to point realizing what I did. Next time he came in I apologized, he was cool about it.
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The shock collar- Troys story- awesome! As far as getting in bed with your wifes mom, pics of mom needed to determine further action.
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Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots. Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December. WTF?? are u for real? We've all been there No..no we havent. Agreed. Never been THERE thank God.
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02/13/14 06:49 AM
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Tall tines just reminded me of another one. I was working on an ambulance at this time and my wife and I were living with her mom and stepdad. Well I had had one of those 24 hour shifts on the ambulance where I got a grand total of about 15 minutes of sleep and I had to do something the next day too so I didn't sleep during the day. Well we go to sleep and I wake up to get in the shower in the morning and I am remembering a weird dream I had last night but it seemed so real. I got out of the shower and told my wife, she was my girlfriend then. I said I don't know if it really happened but I think I dreamed I woke up in your parents bed wearing nothing but my undies on my hands and knees between your mom and stepdad, then your stepdad wakes up and says what the f*** are you doing in our bed? Then your mom asks the same thing and I say hell I don't really know so I crawled over your mom, I mean straddled her and got out of the bed and came back in here. She said it must have been a dream because I never got out of bed. At 9:00 I was sitting at work and got a text saying it wasn't a dream. For 3 months until we finally closed on our house I got little prods like, well I guess we're going to go get the bed warm for nick and all kinds of crap like that. It was like the gift that kept on giving. What the mom look like?? lol
Yeah c’mon. Daniel White
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02/13/14 06:55 AM
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I think its rude to post Trox's portrait W/O his permission.
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I think its rude to post Trox's portrait W/O his permission. He sent me a pm..I told him it was ok.
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[Re: daniel white]
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02/13/14 07:36 AM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days. I am crying here!! "Trying to burn the bearings out of it!" Really???!! Best term for it I've heard in years! Dr. B
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[Re: daniel white]
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02/13/14 08:39 AM
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Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots. Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December. WTF?? are u for real? Yep, Im for real!!! Kids still laugh at me.
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[Re: bamaeyedoc]
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02/13/14 02:00 PM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days. I am crying here!! "Trying to burn the bearings out of it!" Really???!! Best term for it I've heard in years! Dr. B Yea Doc, they don't teach them phrases at collage.
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: yoteslayer0927]
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02/13/14 03:38 PM
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I grew up on a dairy and we had a phone in the milk parlor. The phone also rang into my grandparents house that was right next to the barn. They would just call over on an intercom if the call was for me or my dad.
I was in my freshman year of college and we had a cow that got my dad down on the lot and worked him over pretty good so I had withdrawn from classes for the quarter to help gramps get the crops in so my dad could recover a little faster. I was dating a girl from school and hadn't seen her in a few weeks as we had pretty much been in the fields 24-7 for a few weeks.
One night she calls and my grandmother answers the phone and calls me on the intercom. Grandma can't hang up the phone until I answer it. Grandma is listening on the line for me to answer. I answer and before she can hang it up my girlfriend friend blurts out that she wants me to come up and see her because she is really horny.
My dad had stopped by to bring me a snack and check on how things were going..I told him and he thought it was the funniest thing ever.....BTW.....I drove up to see her for a few hours......... I hear ya big man, My dairy aint nothing like them up north, my cows average 900 lbs and will push on a good day 40 lbs a day. BUT I dont feed but about 20+ pounds of dry matter a day.
"You do and it will be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brush popper" John Wayne
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[Re: daniel white]
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02/13/14 03:48 PM
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[/quote] I hear ya big man, My dairy aint nothing like them up north, my cows average 900 lbs and will push on a good day 40 lbs a day. BUT I dont feed but about 20+ pounds of dry matter a day. [/quote]
Nothing wrong with that......we fed a LOT more.......averaged about 70 lbs of milk per cow per day when dad retired........it seemed like we baled hay, chopped haylage, or chopped corn silage every day that it was fit from the first of May till November.....now I have some customers that milk 400 cows using robots.....pretty neat.....
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Even now 2 years after the fact this one is almost too embarrassing to tell.I never before or since this incedent sent my wife flirty text but one evening I did and it backfired on me.I was still at work and about thirty minutes before I got off work I decided to stoke the fire with my wife before I got home so I sent her a text.Little beknownst to me her and my daughter were cooking supper.My wife had chicken batter all over her hands so unsuspecting of anything when my text came in she tells my daughter "thats your daddy texting open it and see what he said" my daughter -age 13- then starts cracking up and by this time is in the fetal postion cracking up laughing on the floor.My wife says what is it what did he say.She looks up at my wife and says"he said when he gets home he is gonna eat your p@#$y like a starved ethiopian".My wife nearly had a heart attack then texted me this-your daughter just read that text.Guys I was so embarrassed that I spent the night at a friends house that night because I couldnt figure out how to handle walking in the house.When I got home to add insult to injury.I walked in and my daughter was sitting on the couch watching t.v and looks up at me and smirks and says "you still hungry?"I went to my room.lol
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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[Re: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67]
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True story!You can't make crap like that up. LMAO... That is the best I have heard!
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[Re: tfd1224]
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02/13/14 04:58 PM
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My wife just reminded me of this.
Okay, one day about 3 years ago I came home at lunch on Friday. We were leaving to go out of town that afternoon. I was in our front bathroom taking a shucks. Sometimes when I am at home, I will take off my shirt and pants before I sit down to do my business.
Well, I am home alone so, I didn't close the door.
Let me back up. We used to pay the high school kid across the street to feed our dogs while we were out of town.
So, I am sitting on the toilet naked. I hear the front door open. I assume it is my wife. No big deal. I am looking out the door as I hear footsteps. About the time they get even with the door, I say hello.
It is the guys girlfriend. She has on he cheerleader outfit and came by to feed the dog for him because he could not come home because of football. She froze when she saw me. Like a deer in the headlights. I freaked out and stood up. I had no clothes on. She was frozen and could not move. I finally jumped behind closet door.
Instead of leaving, she walked down the hall like nothing happened. Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked.
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[Re: doekiller]
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?....Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. ....and has something between his legs that looks like a pecker, but only smaller.
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?....Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. ....and has something between his legs that looks like a pecker, but only smaller. that too.
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My wife just reminded me of this.
Okay, one day about 3 years ago I came home at lunch on Friday. We were leaving to go out of town that afternoon. I was in our front bathroom taking a shucks. Sometimes when I am at home, I will take off my shirt and pants before I sit down to do my business.
Well, I am home alone so, I didn't close the door.
Let me back up. We used to pay the high school kid across the street to feed our dogs while we were out of town.
So, I am sitting on the toilet naked. I hear the front door open. I assume it is my wife. No big deal. I am looking out the door as I hear footsteps. About the time they get even with the door, I say hello.
It is the guys girlfriend. She has on he cheerleader outfit and came by to feed the dog for him because he could not come home because of football. She froze when she saw me. Like a deer in the headlights. I freaked out and stood up. I had no clothes on. She was frozen and could not move. I finally jumped behind closet door.
Instead of leaving, she walked down the hall like nothing happened. Of course, I understand all the cheerleaders and football players heard about the guy who,lives across the street from Ross who shits naked. Doekiller to cheerleader: "Well howdy, neighbor! I was just going to make a turd! Care to join me for a cup?"
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I am on the floor crying October...... I'm bout to die I hurt so bad from laughing.
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Wow October your slip makes my congratulating Mark Godfrey on his semen not so bad now.
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Its kinda like skydiving.Once you have done it everything else in life is gonna be a cakewalk
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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That is very true! I've been cake walking for a long time too.
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I had this real ball buster professor in college. It was a really tough class and we had to submit most of our assignments through the school network. We had an assignment due at 8:00 PM one night and I tried to upload my work at around 6:00PM. The network was down and didn't come back up until the next morning. I called a friend of mine just to confirm that it wasn't just me having trouble. Well the next day at class I talked to her about the issue and she wouldn't budge and wouldn't accept my work nor anyone elses that didn't have it uploaded before the network crashed. I was pissed.
Well the next week she passes out professor evaluations. I let her have it on the evaluation. I gave her a terrible score and wrote that she needed to be more human and less robot. I thought that these were the evaluations that went to the dean for the school.
They weren't. These were her own little survey that she had made up herself. So she puts mine in all of it's glory up on the projection screen in front of the class. Then she read it while staring at me the whole time.
"The aggies are going to destroy bama" Burbank
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02/13/14 09:10 PM
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If she was really like that. I wouldve had the biggest chit eatin grin on my face an laughed the whole time she read it.
"To God Be The Glory"
"I'm in if it involves sticking my hand in a hole". Brent mashburn.
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02/14/14 12:11 AM
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On the way back from Mobile with my sister one day I had to go BAD and pulled off at the Connaco station at the Stockton exit. As I was in the only stall sitting on the toilet, I hear fast short footsteps and the door burst open and this nice looking young lady starts urgently beating on my stall door and looking thru the crack begging me to let her in that she has to go REALLY bad. I believe she would have sat in my lap and went! I said let me get my pants and flush and I would be right out. Well that was not fast enough for her and she ran out leaving a trail of brown spots on the floor into the womens bathroom where my sister was using the only stall and she ended up going in the garbage can. She left a trail the whole way. When I came out the door there were two teenage girls who were with her standing there with eyes big as saucers. My sister knew her and went out to her car to get her some clean clothes.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams
He alone is educated who has learned the lessons of open-mindedness
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:08 AM
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I've been seen in public with Mangler.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:19 AM
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I've been seen in public with Mangler, Bronco, Skinny, Riverrat, DriveBy and Delmer.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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02/14/14 04:22 AM
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I've been seen in public with Mangler. I was once seen in public with Delmer, Driveby and Mangler. If Riverrat and Brent hadn't been there also I never would have mentioned it.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:24 AM
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Oh and I can't forget......3Toe, Doekiller, and myself have seen Rebelpiper's hairy butt.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:30 AM
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Oh and I can't forget......3Toe, Doekiller, and myself have seen Rebelpiper's hairy butt. That's not embarrassing, that's disturbing. No, that is hairy
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02/14/14 04:37 AM
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Me, Shaw, and Delmer were in Metropolis, IL shooting an ASA archery tournament. After shooting all day we went to eat at a steak house across the river in Paducah, KY. I was worn out and dog tired. While waiting for a table I decided to go to the restroom. Being as tired as I was I didn’t pay attention to the signs. You guessed it. I did my business and as I was washing my hands a young lady walks in, smiles at me, and proceeds to wash her hands beside me. I just looked at her and said, “Oh sh**”. She started laughing and I walked out. To make matters worse, when we got a table, she was our waitress. The only thing that made it better was what she said to Shaw. The booths had high seats and she walks by, looks at Shaw, and says, “My feet swing like that when I sit in those too”.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:47 AM
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...Ive had so many incidents like these in my life...couple no way in hell would I share...I do remember one time I was a dog and pony show All Branch at the MS Gulf Coast Coliseum...Army, Navy, Marines, USAF gig...dress Blues, whole 9 yards...big flag ceremony...and the 'urge' fell on me like a 2000# GBU...our pantson the old blues were like overalls...I was at the double time, headed to the john, jacket coming off...suspenders un-buttoned holding them up with one hand...I pushed open the door of the bathroom...and there were about 10 USAF chicks in various stages of undressing...oops...ladies room... I remember them pointing at me later...I just walked by and winked and said said..."hello ladies...nice to see you again" Thank God the mens was only like 20 yards away...if had been 21...I wouldnt have made the show...
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 04:56 AM
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Probably the time I was the most embarrassed, no one knew about it. I hope. I was working at a hardware store one summer and while back in the warehouse I cut one loose. It wasn't a fart as I assumed. I'm standing there wandering what to do, knowing I have a nice brown wet spot. So I tell my boss I had to run home and get something for school to turn in ASAP. I run out to my truck, put the key in the door to unlock it and just as the knob pops up the key breaks, in the lock. I stand there in horror in the front parking lot of this place, hoping no one shows up. I find a pair of hemostats in my tackle box and get the piece of key out. I come up with the idea of piecing the key together in the key machine and cutting a new one. Only problem is the key machine was right in front of the counter. Looking around my backseat, I find a sweatshirt and tie it around my waist, with it hanging over and covering up my accident. I cruise back in the store, sporting a sweatshirt in 100 degree Alabama heat, cut me a key and all is merry.
This next one happened to my ex girfriend. Me and some buddies, and her and some of her friends went down to one of the guy's vacation house on the GA coast. Well about 15 minutes before we get there, she looks at me with a concerned look and says "I have to go to the bathroom, BADLY". So we get there and she high tails it in. Bout 10 minutes later, we're all outside getting the boat ready to put in, and she pulls me aside and says there is a problem. Says the toilet won't flush. "I went in there and flushed it to make sure it would work and now it won't, oh my God you have to do something!". Immediately I know the culprit, and walk upstairs and turn the water on and tell her when you quit hearing water running, try her again. The fact that she gave the toilet the ole confidence flush and got punked makes me laugh to this day.
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02/14/14 05:23 AM
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I read this while in a Dr office. People probably think I am crazy. I was jerking and shaking from laughing so hard. And had tears coming out..
"Life is hard; It's harder if you're stupid" John Wayne
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 09:01 AM
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I did not do this. I repeat, It was not me. A guy gets out on a pier on Logan Martin Lake while fishing a bass tourney at night. He does a number two on the guys pier and drops his billfold onto the pier and doesn't know it. This story didn't end well.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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02/14/14 09:30 AM
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So that's how you got the handle Farmer Brown.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
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02/14/14 09:44 AM
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The booths had high seats and she walks by, looks at Shaw, and says, “My feet swing like that when I sit in those too”. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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02/14/14 10:07 AM
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Funny stuff, I have been recently moving Mama. She has a Toyota Rav4 and the battery was dead. The clicker would not open the door where I could jump it off. Anyway, I go to Mom and ask for the key to open the door to gain access to the battery and she does not have a key (pretty new Yota) So, I chalk it up to the move and stuff still not settled. Took her bar code and clicker to the Yota place in Auburn and tell them the story, this young lady says let me see the clicker, so I start telling her it's not the batteries in the clicker it's the vehicle! she smiles pushes a little button on the side of the clicker and pulls the key out What can I say...
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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10/02/14 04:17 AM
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother.
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10/02/14 02:08 PM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that.
I once flirted with danger...but then danger got clingy.
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10/02/14 02:12 PM
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother. Damn don't believe I would have told that
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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10/02/14 02:21 PM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days. Same deal at my parents house, Parents were gone and came home early when my dad opened the door I jumped up and slammed it, I thought he was trying to push his way in! I looked up and had his head caught in the door. He was not a happy camper
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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10/02/14 03:28 PM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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10/02/14 03:34 PM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian. Things could have always been worse I guess
I once flirted with danger...but then danger got clingy.
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Back when everybody was carrying Nextels and talking with two-way all the time, I would routinely let my wife get in line somewhere and loudly say into the phone "Did you fart??" I can't believe most people don't keep their phones on vibrate only. The ONLY time mine is off vibrate is during the night (in case we get an emergency call).
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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10/03/14 08:54 AM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian. Or even worse: She could have been going at it like a starving ethiopian.
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Back about 20 years ago me and these two ole boys I worked with all lived within 1/4 mile of each other and we were all about 21-23 years old. One of the boys, Dale, was new and me and Byron didn't know him real well. Just what we'd learned from work. Anyway, my brother lived next door to me and told me one evening that this young girl, 14 years old, that lived up the street had gotten pregnant and ran off and got married to some guy about 23 years old. At work the next day, I asked Byron and Dale if they had heard about it. Told them I couldn't remember the girl's name but said she was the cute young girl, shoulder length brown hair, etc... After describing her and going on to say that a girl that young had no business spreading her legs, and whoever was fooling with her needed shot, etc... Dale, the new guy, speaks up and informed me that was his wife. He was dead serious. Turned out he was the 23 year old she was fooling around with. Byron nearly threw up from laughing so hard while I just looked at Dale and said, "well".
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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10/04/14 05:02 AM
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother. Damn don't believe I would have told that His dad told me, we were pretty good friends. Or maybe he just told everybody, he thought it was hysterical.
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10/04/14 02:57 PM
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Scrape I'm dying hahahahaha
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I am glad someone found that. I needed.d a good laugh today.
Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade of the trees Stonewall Jackson Hug your loved ones often, Life is short even on its longest days. I don't see the glass as half full or half empty. I just finish it and order another.
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I am glad someone found that. I needed.d a good laugh today.
Let us cross over the river and rest in the shade of the trees Stonewall Jackson Hug your loved ones often, Life is short even on its longest days. I don't see the glass as half full or half empty. I just finish it and order another.
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Haha these are halarious...Alite I have one that aint as good as the staving Etheopian or Daniel Whites but here it is:
My ex was with me on the charter bus goin down to formal in New Orleans my senor year at Bama. Everyones drinkin and having a good time, and then she tells me she has to go to the bathroom. Well due to her nature of being a girl, she didn't want to actually sit down on the toilet seat in the bus. The light is not working in the restroom so she uses her phone as a light. Mid-buisness, we hit a bump and her phone falls between her legs and into the small hole....Thanks to the life-proof, she could hear it ring when I called it for her but couldn't do anything about it ha...Womens
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Can't top some of those but an embarrassing situation I always remember is this:
When I was a young man there was a girl in our town who was....."popular" to put it nicely. We will call her Jane Doe to keep this anonymous. Many of the local boys had "known her" in the biblical sense of the phrase. Eventually she hooked up with some out of town guy and they had become engaged. He apparently being clueless of her history as the town receptacle. So about a week before the wedding this girls brother and a few of his friends take this guy out for a sort of half assed bachelors night out. So about midnight they come driving up to one of the local spots where everyone would park and drink. There's about 20 people there including myself and they get out and start to mingle. Now I knew this guy was engaged to the girl but most of the people there had no idea who he was. After a while this guy strikes up a conversation with one of my buddies. I guess the guy wanted to use my buddies ignorance of who he was to fish for an honest opinion about his bride to be because he asked my buddy what he thought of that Jane Doe girl with a big grin on his face. My buddy drunk and unaware of who the guy was looked him straight in the face and said, "Last I heard she was selling it for about 50 dollars a pop". I nearly choked on a swallow of beer and I will never forget the look on that poor bastards face. I always wondered if the wedding still happened.
Last edited by Todd1700; 09/01/15 12:59 AM.
The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back. - Abigail van Buren
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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09/01/15 08:24 AM
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Sumter County
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Not an embarassing story, but I saw that a couple of yall referred to "wearing the bearings out".
One night years ago a group of us are sitting around the fire pit after a long day of hunting. One of the single guys made a remark about "destroying" his new girlfriend the night before. The father of a very good friend of mine (and the oldest man at the fire), laughed and said "you cannot wear out a self lubricating machine". We all fell out laughing and gave the young guy hell for days.
I love my country, but don't trust my government.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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09/01/15 08:34 AM
09/01/15 08:34 AM
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Clem
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Over Yonder
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In high school I was working in our store one evening when the local mortician came walking up the aisle. I looked up about the time he got within 15 or so feet and said:
"How are you doing? Been busy lately?"
About the time the "lately" rolled off my tongue I realized what I'd asked. I probably turned five shades of red. I apologized and he laughed and said, "No problem, I get asked that a lot."
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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09/01/15 09:10 AM
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Got lucky & hit a hot turkey one morning at daylight on a new property. He was gobbling at crows, frogs, crickets & everything else in the world. I sat down & called. He triple gobbled back at me. So I sat still & he continued to gobble. After an hour I moved up 100 yards. Called again with same response. Every time I called, he answered but never came closer. Turkey was in a field over the line. After 3 hours moving & calling I was 10 yards from the landline & the field he was in. I sat down & gave him a ton of cutting, purring, leaf scratching, yelps and even a gobble or two. He answered every time but never moved. So after 4 hours working this bird I finally slipped to the edge to get a look at the vocal Einstein that had outsmarted me. There in the backyard of a house was a big, mad, white turkey in a pen. I went home!!
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Re: Embarrassing stories
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09/01/15 09:18 AM
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Well the highlights: 6th grade, page from a Playboy, open bedroom door, mom came home and I didn't hear the door, you do the math
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!! - - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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