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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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10/02/14 02:08 PM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that.
I once flirted with danger...but then danger got clingy.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Vulkanman]
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10/02/14 02:12 PM
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Beadlescomb
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother. Damn don't believe I would have told that
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: daniel white]
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10/02/14 02:21 PM
10/02/14 02:21 PM
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Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.
Excuse the grammer
When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days. Same deal at my parents house, Parents were gone and came home early when my dad opened the door I jumped up and slammed it, I thought he was trying to push his way in! I looked up and had his head caught in the door. He was not a happy camper
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: big_buck_down79]
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10/02/14 03:28 PM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Shaw]
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10/02/14 03:34 PM
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big_buck_down79
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian. Things could have always been worse I guess
I once flirted with danger...but then danger got clingy.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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10/03/14 05:47 AM
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Back when everybody was carrying Nextels and talking with two-way all the time, I would routinely let my wife get in line somewhere and loudly say into the phone "Did you fart??" I can't believe most people don't keep their phones on vibrate only. The ONLY time mine is off vibrate is during the night (in case we get an emergency call).
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Shaw]
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10/03/14 08:54 AM
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When I was around 15 or 16, I got one of those summer colds that sticks with you for a while and keeps you congested as hell...one night I woke up around 2:30 or so and could not breathe...I headed to the kitchen to get some medicine to take...in our old house, when you left my room there was a hallway that went to the dining room...the kitchen was to the right, and the living room was to the left...you had a full view of the living room when you got to the end of the hall (this is important)...when I got to the end of the hallway, there on the couch was mama, and daddy was trying to tear the bearings out of it...I made a quick right turn to the kitchen and started making all kind of noise just so they would know I was there...as I was looking through the medicine cabinet, here comes daddy into the kitchen asking me if I needed any help finding anything...the only words I could get out of my mouth were "don't touch me right now"...I couldn't look either one of them in the eye for a few days after that. At least he wasn't imitating a starving Ethiopian. Or even worse: She could have been going at it like a starving ethiopian.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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10/03/14 09:40 AM
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Back about 20 years ago me and these two ole boys I worked with all lived within 1/4 mile of each other and we were all about 21-23 years old. One of the boys, Dale, was new and me and Byron didn't know him real well. Just what we'd learned from work. Anyway, my brother lived next door to me and told me one evening that this young girl, 14 years old, that lived up the street had gotten pregnant and ran off and got married to some guy about 23 years old. At work the next day, I asked Byron and Dale if they had heard about it. Told them I couldn't remember the girl's name but said she was the cute young girl, shoulder length brown hair, etc... After describing her and going on to say that a girl that young had no business spreading her legs, and whoever was fooling with her needed shot, etc... Dale, the new guy, speaks up and informed me that was his wife. He was dead serious. Turned out he was the 23 year old she was fooling around with. Byron nearly threw up from laughing so hard while I just looked at Dale and said, "well".
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Beadlescomb]
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10/04/14 05:02 AM
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Posts: 2,236 Foley, AL
Vulkanman
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother. Damn don't believe I would have told that His dad told me, we were pretty good friends. Or maybe he just told everybody, he thought it was hysterical.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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10/04/14 02:57 PM
10/04/14 02:57 PM
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Scrape I'm dying hahahahaha
Last edited by sbr2x70; 10/04/14 02:57 PM.
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