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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: trox28] #861188
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The shock collar- rofl


Troys story- awesome!


As far as getting in bed with your wifes mom, pics of mom needed to determine further action.


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: trox28] #861192
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Originally Posted By: trox28
Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: daniel white

Originally Posted By: shootnmiss
Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots.
Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December.


WTF?? are u for real?


We've all been there


No..no we havent. laugh

Agreed. Never been THERE thank God.

Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: daniel white] #861196
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Originally Posted By: daniel white

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Tall tines just reminded me of another one. I was working on an ambulance at this time and my wife and I were living with her mom and stepdad. Well I had had one of those 24 hour shifts on the ambulance where I got a grand total of about 15 minutes of sleep and I had to do something the next day too so I didn't sleep during the day. Well we go to sleep and I wake up to get in the shower in the morning and I am remembering a weird dream I had last night but it seemed so real. I got out of the shower and told my wife, she was my girlfriend then. I said I don't know if it really happened but I think I dreamed I woke up in your parents bed wearing nothing but my undies on my hands and knees between your mom and stepdad, then your stepdad wakes up and says what the f*** are you doing in our bed? Then your mom asks the same thing and I say hell I don't really know so I crawled over your mom, I mean straddled her and got out of the bed and came back in here. She said it must have been a dream because I never got out of bed. At 9:00 I was sitting at work and got a text saying it wasn't a dream. For 3 months until we finally closed on our house I got little prods like, well I guess we're going to go get the bed warm for nick and all kinds of crap like that. It was like the gift that kept on giving.


What the mom look like?? laugh lol



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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: tfd1224] #861204
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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: Shaw] #861209
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I think its rude to post Trox's portrait W/O his permission.


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: TChunter] #861224
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Originally Posted By: TChunter
I think its rude to post Trox's portrait W/O his permission.


He sent me a pm..I told him it was ok.

Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: daniel white] #861275
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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.

Excuse the grammer

When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days.
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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: daniel white] #861351
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Originally Posted By: daniel white
Originally Posted By: shootnmiss
Me my wife n three kids at acadamy on night. Id been dranking patron, stomach got tore up and I chit myself, BAD. It was running in my boots.
Had to ride home nekkid in back of truck in December.


WTF?? are u for real? smile

Yep, Im for real!!! Kids still laugh at me.

Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: bamaeyedoc] #861827
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Originally Posted By: bamaeyedoc
Originally Posted By: daniel white
Aww, man I got some good ones sure is a lot of typing though.

Excuse the grammer

When I was 18, I went on a beach vacation for the first time ever with my girlfriend "now wife" family. They had a Condo down there that they went to ever year, It was called the Shores, now it the Escapes. Anyway, it only had two bedrooms, one with 2 full beds and one master room, they was both up stairs. So I told my in-laws that I would sleep on the couch down stairs, BUT nooooo they insisted that I sleep upstairs they trusted me and there daughter, that we could just wear pajamas and sleep in separate beds. HE HE HE, well it didn't exactly go down like that. About the third or fourth morning there, Southwire calls me for a job interview, well my phone is down stairs and I am up stairs, trying to burn the bearings out of it. So my MIL being the nice lady she is, does the ole no knock method. Well she saw a sight she didn't want to see, she drops my phone and takes off hollering and running. So hell I couldn't waste what energy I done used, so I finished what I was doing, got on the phone got a interview set up and went down to face some PISSED OFF parents. Ahh the good ole days.
rofl rofl
I am crying here!! "Trying to burn the bearings out of it!" Really???!! Best term for it I've heard in years!

Dr. B


Yea Doc, they don't teach them phrases at collage. laugh


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: tfd1224] #861953
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I grew up on a dairy and we had a phone in the milk parlor. The phone also rang into my grandparents house that was right next to the barn. They would just call over on an intercom if the call was for me or my dad.

I was in my freshman year of college and we had a cow that got my dad down on the lot and worked him over pretty good so I had withdrawn from classes for the quarter to help gramps get the crops in so my dad could recover a little faster. I was dating a girl from school and hadn't seen her in a few weeks as we had pretty much been in the fields 24-7 for a few weeks.

One night she calls and my grandmother answers the phone and calls me on the intercom. Grandma can't hang up the phone until I answer it. Grandma is listening on the line for me to answer. I answer and before she can hang it up my girlfriend friend blurts out that she wants me to come up and see her because she is really horny.

My dad had stopped by to bring me a snack and check on how things were going..I told him and he thought it was the funniest thing ever.....BTW.....I drove up to see her for a few hours.........

Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: yoteslayer0927] #861976
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Originally Posted By: yoteslayer0927
I grew up on a dairy and we had a phone in the milk parlor. The phone also rang into my grandparents house that was right next to the barn. They would just call over on an intercom if the call was for me or my dad.

I was in my freshman year of college and we had a cow that got my dad down on the lot and worked him over pretty good so I had withdrawn from classes for the quarter to help gramps get the crops in so my dad could recover a little faster. I was dating a girl from school and hadn't seen her in a few weeks as we had pretty much been in the fields 24-7 for a few weeks.

One night she calls and my grandmother answers the phone and calls me on the intercom. Grandma can't hang up the phone until I answer it. Grandma is listening on the line for me to answer. I answer and before she can hang it up my girlfriend friend blurts out that she wants me to come up and see her because she is really horny.

My dad had stopped by to bring me a snack and check on how things were going..I told him and he thought it was the funniest thing ever.....BTW.....I drove up to see her for a few hours.........


I hear ya big man, My dairy aint nothing like them up north, my cows average 900 lbs and will push on a good day 40 lbs a day. BUT I dont feed but about 20+ pounds of dry matter a day.


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: daniel white] #862002
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[/quote] I hear ya big man, My dairy aint nothing like them up north, my cows average 900 lbs and will push on a good day 40 lbs a day. BUT I dont feed but about 20+ pounds of dry matter a day. [/quote]

Nothing wrong with that......we fed a LOT more.......averaged about 70 lbs of milk per cow per day when dad retired........it seemed like we baled hay, chopped haylage, or chopped corn silage every day that it was fit from the first of May till November.....now I have some customers that milk 400 cows using robots.....pretty neat.....

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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: yoteslayer0927] #862056
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Even now 2 years after the fact this one is almost too embarrassing to tell.I never before or since this incedent sent my wife flirty text but one evening I did and it backfired on me.I was still at work and about thirty minutes before I got off work I decided to stoke the fire with my wife before I got home so I sent her a text.Little beknownst to me her and my daughter were cooking supper.My wife had chicken batter all over her hands so unsuspecting of anything when my text came in she tells my daughter "thats your daddy texting open it and see what he said" my daughter -age 13- then starts cracking up and by this time is in the fetal postion cracking up laughing on the floor.My wife says what is it what did he say.She looks up at my wife and says"he said when he gets home he is gonna eat your p@#$y like a starved ethiopian".My wife nearly had a heart attack then texted me this-your daughter just read that text.Guys I was so embarrassed that I spent the night at a friends house that night because I couldnt figure out how to handle walking in the house.When I got home to add insult to injury.I walked in and my daughter was sitting on the couch watching t.v and looks up at me and smirks and says "you still hungry?"I went to my room.lol


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67] #862065
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Originally Posted By: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67
Even now 2 years after the fact this one is almost too embarrassing to tell.I never before or since this incedent sent my wife flirty text but one evening I did and it backfired on me.I was still at work and about thirty minutes before I got off work I decided to stoke the fire with my wife before I got home so I sent her a text.Little beknownst to me her and my daughter were cooking supper.My wife had chicken batter all over her hands so unsuspecting of anything when my text came in she tells my daughter "thats your daddy texting open it and see what he said" my daughter -age 13- then starts cracking up and by this time is in the fetal postion cracking up laughing on the floor.My wife says what is it what did he say.She looks up at my wife and says"he said when he gets home he is gonna eat your p@#$y like a starved ethiopian".My wife nearly had a heart attack then texted me this-your daughter just read that text.Guys I was so embarrassed that I spent the night at a friends house that night because I couldnt figure out how to handle walking in the house.When I got home to add insult to injury.I walked in and my daughter was sitting on the couch watching t.v and looks up at me and smirks and says "you still hungry?"I went to my room.lol


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: daniel white] #862078
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True story!You can't make crap like that up.


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67] #862089
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Originally Posted By: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67
True story!You can't make crap like that up.


LMAO... That is the best I have heard!


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: tfd1224] #862104
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I am on the floor crying October......

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Winner /thread.


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: yoteslayer0927] #862114
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I kinda hated to even bring that up but just had to share it because it was and still is my worst moment in the history of my 47 years on this big round ball.I have never told anyone about it until tonight.Glad yall could share in my calamity blush


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Re: Embarrassing stories [Re: tfd1224] #862116
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You still hungry? ...is witty as hell. I don't believe I'd have thought to rattle that off at 13.

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