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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#647549
08/12/13 06:22 AM
08/12/13 06:22 AM
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Posts: 579
Helena
KYLongGun
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 579
Helena
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When someone is complaining that they wished something was different, "Well if Grandma had a di*$, she'd be grandpa!"
Last edited by KYLongGun; 08/12/13 06:22 AM.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#647552
08/12/13 06:23 AM
08/12/13 06:23 AM
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,871
shelby county
buzzard
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 6,871
shelby county
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Get'n the house boy, they's a lectric cloud coming.
I was feeding my pet deer and that ole B%^&$ lambed the hell out of me. What did you do? I lambed her a$$ back!
"Hell with them fellows, buzzard got to eat same as a worm"
Josey Wales
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#647916
08/12/13 01:12 PM
08/12/13 01:12 PM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
marshmud991
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
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Can't make chicken salad outa chicken chit.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: Hunter2926]
#647933
08/12/13 01:26 PM
08/12/13 01:26 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
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Grandad told me this one time while helping him build a fence.
"You couldn't scratch your ass with a handful of fish hooks" WINNER! That's hilarious.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648005
08/12/13 02:08 PM
08/12/13 02:08 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,978
South of 20/North of 10
North40R
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,978
South of 20/North of 10
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My throat's so dry I'm farting dust!
Well I'll be a yella eyed damn!
Crazy as a sprayed roach!
IF a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped!
Busy as a cat covering $hit on a tin roof!
Is a 40 lb robin fat?
Lies so bad he'd stand on a stump and swear a tree never grew there!
You've got 2 ears and one mouth for a reason!
IF bullfrogs carried 357 magnums we wouldn't have to worry about water moccasins!
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648026
08/12/13 02:31 PM
08/12/13 02:31 PM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
marshmud991
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
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"And if my aunt had a sac she'd be my uncle"
"Just can't fix stupid"
"Don't know his a$$ from a hole in the ground"
" couple of sammiches short of a good picnic"
"Ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer"
" The dumba$$ disease done ate him slap up"
"He done screwed da pooch"
"Slow as molasses on a cold mornin"
"That boy was so drunk he couldn't grab his a$$ with both hands"
"He thinks he a smart feller but ain't nuttin but a fart smeller"
Got a lot more just have to think awhile
Last edited by marshmud991; 08/12/13 02:40 PM.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648054
08/12/13 02:52 PM
08/12/13 02:52 PM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,978
South of 20/North of 10
North40R
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 7,978
South of 20/North of 10
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Scarce as hens teeth!
Tighter than a ducks ass!
Tight as Dick's hat band!
Tough as woodpecker lips!
Tough as super man's knee caps!
Hard as 5 dollars worth of 3 cent jawbreakers!
Crazy as a run over dog!
Thick as fleas on a long haired dog in August!
If I tell you a grasshopper will pull a turning plow you better hook him to it!
I'll be all over you like white on rice!
I'll be on you like a duck on a junebug!
So hungry my belly button is rubbing a blister on my backbone!
Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. Emerson
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Re: Old sayings
[Re: 40Bucks]
#648060
08/12/13 02:59 PM
08/12/13 02:59 PM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
marshmud991
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,049
USA
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"Screwed up like a snake in a bush hog"
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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