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This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
#565659
03/30/13 11:48 AM
03/30/13 11:48 AM
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Posts: 8,377 Gulfcrest
bigt
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OP
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Gulfcrest
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#565661
03/30/13 11:56 AM
03/30/13 11:56 AM
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Posts: 14,831 If you only knew.....
Tru-Talker
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Booner
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Get some boots!!!. Ha.... that would be a good reason to scare a few away....
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...
Confucius
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#565860
03/30/13 03:59 PM
03/30/13 03:59 PM
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burbank
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Booner
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#565895
03/30/13 04:33 PM
03/30/13 04:33 PM
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Posts: 6,621 Mobile,AL
jsh1904
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I showed that to Julie and now she doesnt want to go hunting in the morning
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: jsh1904]
#565995
03/31/13 03:08 AM
03/31/13 03:08 AM
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bigt
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I showed that to Julie and now she doesnt want to go hunting in the morning I took my daughter when she was about twelve one morning to see what all this turkey hunting was about........ me and one other member killed five rattlesnakes and a cotton mouth moccasion! She never want to turkey hunt again....
Last edited by bigt; 03/31/13 03:08 AM.
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#566171
03/31/13 10:50 AM
03/31/13 10:50 AM
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Posts: 39,449 Marshall County
FurFlyin
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Is that a Diamondback? Not much black on the tail.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: wew3006]
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04/01/13 02:48 PM
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bigt
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Where did that one come from? My club in Mobile county. He was sunning on a sandy road.
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#566992
04/01/13 02:49 PM
04/01/13 02:49 PM
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Posts: 51,953 Round ‘bout there
Clem
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Round ‘bout there
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Boots might just make that one giggle. Good grief.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#570738
04/07/13 01:43 PM
04/07/13 01:43 PM
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Posts: 14,618 Clanton
Turkey_neck
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Definitely a trophy a lot of folks can eat on him.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574162
04/12/13 12:32 PM
04/12/13 12:32 PM
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Posts: 10,581 Central, Al
Bustinbeards
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Killed at night over corn on Jim walter land while riding the roads drinking beer....
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574187
04/12/13 01:12 PM
04/12/13 01:12 PM
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Posts: 36,179 alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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I've posted this pic before, but not the whole story.. this Timber Rattlesnake bit me while turkey hunting in 82 er so while I was trying to get in front of a running and gobbling bird. In open hardwoods. I threw up couple of times right after the hit. Got off with a light, mostly dry, bite. Had minimal swelling and redness. Two days later I entered the "Valley of the Snake" after the same bird. I got nauseated upon entering the flat where I got bit. I left the bird. Couple of days later I was working him and a black snake crawled across my leg. I miss judged the range and at the shot the bird jumped, went back to strutting. It wasn't that far a misjudge either before you smart arses chime in.... A few days later I called him off the roost to 25 steps, centered the bead on his head and fired. I have no idea where the bird went, no dead bird, no run off, mo fly off. Damn ground opened up and Satan took him down. I guess. I quit hunting that spot. A year later I mounted the snake, coiled up, ready to strike. Finished late at night so I put the mounted snake on the TV to dry and went to bed. Several hours later I dreamed "The Snake" crawled down off the TV, came to my bedroom and crawled up on my chest as I slept. In the dream I opened my eyes and the snake bit me in the face. It scared me so bad I woke up. In a sweat. Lights out. Can't see where the damn snake went. Ain't putting my foot down either. Finally jump to the wall switch and cut the lights on. Snake is still on the TV...... I carry him out to the truck, put him on the front seat and LOCK THE DAMN DOORS. Back to be. Sons of Satan, that snake and that gobbler. True story...
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
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04/12/13 03:32 PM
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JUGHEAD
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I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey X2!
"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574277
04/12/13 04:03 PM
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Posts: 36,179 alabama
BhamFred
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bullshitt...internet bravado.......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: March15]
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04/12/13 05:52 PM
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leroycnbucks
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I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey That's what I'm talking about!! What? Hellllll No! I would definitely take a detour.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#577200
04/17/13 05:14 PM
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Posts: 4,172 Trussville, Al
Jpipererp
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I would be levitating off the damn ground from the multiple shotgun blasts in that no shoulders direction.
Bass Bandito
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
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04/18/13 11:56 AM
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Posts: 26,431 Helena
3toe
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Great story Troy. What would have been funny, is if his wife moved the snake after he went to bed. Troy wakes up after his dream, snake is not on the TV. I bet Troy burns the house down. LOL!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
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#577545
04/18/13 01:07 PM
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Posts: 1,140 Ino Alabama
inojon
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My 14 year old son killed one yesterday that was just under 6 feet.
"TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN" RIC FLAIR
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
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04/18/13 01:39 PM
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outdoorobsession
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outdoorobsession
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troy...did the snake die from just BITING YOU??? Youre a tough son of a gun...bit by that thing and just threw up a few times...dang!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#577808
04/19/13 02:31 AM
04/19/13 02:31 AM
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Posts: 36,179 alabama
BhamFred
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I was single back then, no wife or live-in......and IF the snake hadn't been on the TV no telling what I would of done because that damn dream was REAL....
outdoor, I was a couple miles from the truck and that thing was HUGE, my two hands lacked an inch of going around her middle. Hell yes I threw up...and turned white. I figured I was in deep chitt for sure. Got lucky.....
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#580792
04/24/13 05:46 AM
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outdoorobsession
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Im glad you did get lucky. Im always scared of getting bit back in the middle of no where and having a hard time getting out. Glad it worked out for you Troy! Thats one BIG snake!
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