I have for sale, a 1999 chevy malibu v6…it is not show room quality..ill be honest..if this car was a citzen of alabama..theyd be from walker county and have some ocean front property in dora..if this car could talk..it would sound like whild bill tryin to pass a kidney stone after an eat a bag TM bender…it will not leave you stranded like gomer might after a offroad enthusiast exhibition..this car has had ded deer in it..and i still cant find a 200gn simmons tree shark..lost in it somewhere..my loss..your gain..probly has some bullets in there too..it shudders at idle some..especially when it sees an avalanche..check engine light comes on when this happens an..the guy at autozone checked the code an i think at least 2 oxygen sensors are not functioning properly..skips a little goin down the road because of this…oil needs changed..im too fat to fit under it..soo..anyway..front tires have some tread left but are cracking..rears are in a little better shape..wife is goin an washin it tomorrow..ac..🤔..well..it kinda works if you charge it..but these cars have this notorious short in the ac button..so when your hoin down the road..its like on,then off,on,then off..it will eventually stay on tho..there is a fix for this..i just never cared enough because..3 out of 4 windows do roll down..this thing has power windows..an cruze control. The back right window wont stay in the track an its a biotch to but back in..so we leave it alone. Headliner in the back is comin down and the carpet below the back glass..well its kinda just disintegrated so we put a t shirt over it. Heat works tho..real good..im probly leavin some stuff out..but it does need a battery..i may buy one tho..they are expensive tho soo..we might just jump it off if you come to see it.🤷🏻..its been a good old car..but we aint done nothin but let the batteries ruin in the past year an a half..so..sombody needs this jewel..gets good gas mileage. This is my wifes car from way back..she got it when she was 16..an she drove it til 2015..then i bought it from the stingy heifer for a $1..couldnt just give it to me..i drove it until 2020 as my WCV(work comute vehicle) about 50 miles a day..it sit from around june of 2020 to bout January 2021..then i drove it til bout july an didnt mess with it again til about a week ago..we tried keep it crunk but still let 2 batteries ruin..realized its got to go for the whole thing is scrap.. i jumped it off today an blowed the cobwebs out the flux capacitor an run it back to 1955 an picked up a nanner split at the dairy hut..it was great..i was gonna stop off in the Cretaceous era an kick joe bidens daddy in the nuts but i only had enough melted skittles an double bubble to get me back here..thats what mine runs off of..this transportaion unit will cost you $2000 or a good reasonable offer..id entertain trades on kayaks, skiff, micro skiff, pistolas, riffles..guns…boot may need to be added on your end..my gals cheap..she aint free..heres some pics for all you folks who look at the pictures an skip the letters🤠🇺🇸

Kudos on the sales pitch..,..well done

Had to do a double take over the chicken I thought I saw in the front seat. Lol

That is a chicken..and it too is for sale

Wife should get it cleaned up today..ill probly get a battery and get the oil changed this weekend

Might be ad of the year material

fine description for this amazing automobile good luck with sale

1900obo…

In the real world if she was to run good... what kind of MPG would she put out?

In all seriousness, i have no idea..id guess 30 maybe..i know i could drive it back and forth to work for 6-8 days on a tank..probly 45-50 miles a day..does that help?

I did drive it more sometimes..so it would be more between fillups..an..it skips a little sometimes..most of the time it rhns like a scalded dog..it does not go dead or anything like that…my goofy post aside..purty decent little old car for what it is

1800obo..this mosheen runs an drives pretty well..come one down an see us..we got all kinds of snakes an lizards for the younguns to play with🤠🇺🇸

Look at my trades..like jimmy buffet said..i need to go fishin..im down at rock bottom ahginn😂

Since you brought up trades I can offer a case of Black Randy's Five Finger Soul Sauce for the care. It's aldeer award winning and basically sold out at the Public's

Id take you up on that if i could afford to buy bbq to put it on.

Act now..dont delay..$1700..or make me an offer..im pretty fly for a white guy..so i wont cuss you or nothin🤠🇺🇸

Son is looking for a cheap commuter. Sending you a pm