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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451286
07/28/21 05:06 PM
07/28/21 05:06 PM
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Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 22,145
blount county alabama
jwalker77
Pumpkin
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Pumpkin
Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 22,145
blount county alabama
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AC, i can guarantee you if your wife hears you saying that to the plump gal at the chick fil let, you will get slapped and you wont be getting any for a while.
Last edited by jwalker77; 07/28/21 05:06 PM.
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: hardluck]
#3451321
07/28/21 05:47 PM
07/28/21 05:47 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 297
Southeast AL
claybird
4 point
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4 point
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 297
Southeast AL
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Tell em you want to treat them like your little toe and bang them on all the furniture!!!! 😂
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451322
07/28/21 05:48 PM
07/28/21 05:48 PM
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Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 5,679
Henry county
coldtrail
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 5,679
Henry county
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After dinner we'll go on a nice long walk on the beach, and I'll whoop anybody that tries to push you back into the water.
"And the days that I keep my gratitude
Higher than my expectations
Well, I have really good days" Ray Wylie Hubbard
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451381
07/28/21 06:40 PM
07/28/21 06:40 PM
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Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 21,747
Awbarn, AL
CNC
Dances With Weeds
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Dances With Weeds
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 21,747
Awbarn, AL
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Tell her that you like her hair......Hair is a big deal to wimmens.
We dont rent pigs
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451660
07/28/21 11:40 PM
07/28/21 11:40 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 38,489
N. Bama
257wbymag
Boo Boo Head
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Boo Boo Head
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 38,489
N. Bama
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Ask her how does she fit in those jeans. And ask her so how do I?
Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451752
07/29/21 07:46 AM
07/29/21 07:46 AM
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Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,168
Shelby County, AL
Tracker
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 3,168
Shelby County, AL
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.
Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.
"It's not how hard you can hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going" Rocky Balboa
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: Tracker]
#3451893
07/29/21 11:25 AM
07/29/21 11:25 AM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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OP
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.
Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.
What do you say if she says the watch is right?
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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I have proof that that gets them excited..... 