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Very Inspiring Story
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01/28/20 07:20 PM
01/28/20 07:20 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 12,245
Oxford, AL. USA
Big Game Hunter
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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Doesn’t Know His Code
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 12,245
Oxford, AL. USA
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When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson were guest preachers at a nearby church, I decided to go there and check them out in person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord Almighty, you will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold…
My Car Was Gone!
Amen
IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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Re: Very Inspiring Story
[Re: Big Game Hunter]
#3026365
01/28/20 09:33 PM
01/28/20 09:33 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
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Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2015
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Chilton County
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That's a good one. Sounds like my time in Selma.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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