Suppose you have an elderly couple for neighbors, that are on the HOA board and they harass you about every single mallarduckin infraction they can find all the beaverdam time! How would you deal swift certain untraceable payback? This is purely hypothetical and I hope I never find myself in this situation. I'll give you good people a moment while I look for my blood pressure meds. I assert again, purely hypothetical situation.

Move?

Out live em.

Sell and move to the sticks no hoa or neighbor's depend on how far off the grid u go

Fight fire with Fire

Or Follow the rules. You knew what you were signing up for when you moved there

Depends on what rules you’re breaking.

Is file a suit against them for discrimination and torshious interference with your right to enjoy your house without being harassed. You gotta let them know you’re not just going to lay down and start obeying the rules all of a sudden. You mean business

Basically alway bring a cannon to a knife fight

I'd move..i dealt with that chit once, only cuz it was a free house..im much happier in the country where i was raised now

Poop in their flower beds.

This. When a bunch of Hindu Indians move in and put concrete statues of circus elephants in their yard you’ll be thankful then for the Kravitz’s.

Let’s hear about the infractions then we can make a more clear assessment. They gripe about my utility trailer you can’t see from the road. I’ve learned that sending multiple certified letters with 10 days to respond slows them down and aggravated them. I told them I was flying in several German engineers to access the problem and I would have a report for them in 180 days. They never responded. Also helps to mention in your letters other people violating the rules that you have seen and ask for copies of the letter they received.

Thank God I'll never know the feeling of dealing with a HOA! Or neighbors.

Roundup their yard, plants, shrubs, flowers, etc.

MOVE....I'll never live in an HOA area again..EVER

Crank your boat about 4am

Round up is a great idea. Take down window shades and blinds. Walk around in the house naked all the time. Maybe even stick a careot up your ass and have it sticking out. Once they comolain, you can file charges against them for voyerism. That is just a start.

What if they show up in a BUNNY suit? Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣