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Antonio Brown - But wait, there's more ... #2906475
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Re: Antonio Brown - But wait, there's more ... [Re: BamaGuitarDude] #2906476
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Sounds about right...

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It was more of a 90 degree angle than a point blank face shot.

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If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


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Originally Posted by AU338MAG
If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


i've smelled some that seriously resulted in much pain & suffering ... as my brother used to say, "that one went THROUGH the turd, not around it"

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ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion

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Re: Antonio Brown - But wait, there's more ... [Re: AU338MAG] #2906505
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Originally Posted by AU338MAG
If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


yeah, that stinks


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2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by AU338MAG
If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


yeah, that stinks


i may need to file a lawsuit against some in our offices, Gomer wink


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Originally Posted by AU338MAG
If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


I'd be serving life without peroll

Re: Antonio Brown - But wait, there's more ... [Re: BamaGuitarDude] #2906508
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Originally Posted by BamaGuitarDude
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by AU338MAG
If people can sue you for farting, I may need to hire a lawyer....


yeah, that stinks


i may need to file a lawsuit against some in our offices, Gomer wink


laugh sick


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2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
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Re: Antonio Brown - But wait, there's more ... [Re: BamaGuitarDude] #2906541
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one of the funniest stories about farting i remember hearing was about my aunt .... let's just call her Gertrude for the sakes of this story ...

well, one day, Aunt Gertrude fell ill to a bit of gastric distress at the farm while my dad & uncles were all up helping out around the place ... she thought she was discreetly handling it, until somehow the topic came up, and she panicked -- and asked, "y'all didn't hear me, did you??" and my uncle said, "well hell ya we heard you -- at first, i thought it was somebody pulling 16 penny nails out of some 2x4's!!"


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rofl Oh man, I owe a bunch of people a lot of money. rofl

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The stories I could tell about teaching tennis lessons to elderly ladies. The exercise gets the gas moving I guess.

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at first, i thought it was somebody pulling 16 penny nails out of some 2x4's!!"


rofl

Never heard that analogy but I will be using it moving forward I can assure you.

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That Aint Nuttin, I used to sit on my lil'brotnhers head and fart. Ah, to be kids again! rofl


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Who hasn’t told a kid to pull their finger or squeezed someone and farted then blamed it on them


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Originally Posted by NWALJM
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at first, i thought it was somebody pulling 16 penny nails out of some 2x4's!!"


rofl

Never heard that analogy but I will be using it moving forward I can assure you.


LOL go right ahead ... i can tell you know a thing or two about construction work wink


ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion

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A few years ago a woman filed a Civil Rights complaint against a police officer after he arrested her, put her in the back seat of the patrol car and then farted forcing her to smell it according to the complaint. No idea how it turned out.

My children spent hours when they were young looking for the frog I kept stepping on.


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fart humor is the best, hands down.

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Originally Posted by BamaGuitarDude
Originally Posted by NWALJM
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at first, i thought it was somebody pulling 16 penny nails out of some 2x4's!!"


rofl

Never heard that analogy but I will be using it moving forward I can assure you.


LOL go right ahead ... i can tell you know a thing or two about construction work wink


Haha, never have worked professionally in the construction field, but I've helped my dad and granddad on plenty of building projects around the house to know that sound all too well.

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