About deer hunting...


1. Don't eat a greasy Hardee's biscuit on the way to the woods in the am or you will be hugging a tree during prime time.

2. If you don't eat a greasy Hardees biscuit on the way to the woods in the am your stomach will be eating your backbone by 8:00 am and will be wanting to climb down during prime time.

FP you need to find something else to eat for breakfast lol

Yeah, like a cliff bar.

I seriously can't eat anything with confidence..

Try some leftover cream corn and a jug of coffee for breakfast. You will be fine.

They serve breakfast til 10:30, save that Hardee’s trip for after you get ol freaknasty on the tailgate.

I like Special K protein bites for breakfast and for snacking while in the Woods.

Bwaahahahahahahahahahaaa.... you gonna have him chitting like a crippled coon

I have hard enough time getting up before daylight much less having time to eat I'll take a pack of crackers if i didnt eat a late supper...i usually eat supper round 9

Breakfast bar and little diet Dew works for me

If your system kicks back grease, then you’re too delicate.

I do not eat in the morning before climbing a tree...it always ends badly if I do.

Nothing worse than being 30 feet up when that pain hits.,.

Except that last 5 feet coming down the tree......

This. I refuse to eat in the morning when doing any kind of morning hunt. One cup of coffee and pee at the truck. Take a breakfast bar for mid-morning. When doing all day hunts in Kansas, its 3 breakfast bars and a bottle of water, then a big supper.

Its a lose lose situation. Poop in the woods or starve!

You boys need to do some training. When I was traveling all the time I trained my bowels to respond to 1/2 cup of coffee first thing in the morning. Get up at 4 or 6, pour acup, drink half, see a man about a horse, go eat great breakfast with confidence

Same here. Get up, get coffee, get it done, go hunt/fish/work with confidence

I’ll have coffee and light breakfast on the 20 min drive to the lease and use the toilet at the lodge, then hit the woods. Works out perfect. Ymmv

I have about an hour drive to where I hunt. Big mug of coffee and a cliff bar while im driving and when I get there I have a huge bowel cleansing and good for the rest of the day.

Couple bananas and some peanut butter crackers

Always get up a couple hours before time to leave so all toiletries can be done and breakfast can be had. Usually an egg sammich is all I have and take a snack for later

Yep, get up 2 hours before departure, get coffee, and make sure the kids get dropped off at the pool before I leave.

Ulcerative colitis sucks.....

Yall eat sardines for a snack in the woods? I love sardines and saltine crackers.

Yes

Get your gallbladder removed that sausage biscuit will be singing to ya LOL

truth^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Make you crap like a duck!!

I can't eat now days before a hunt. Maybe a protein bar mid morning because I know noon time relief is coming soon.

I personally love to poop on the woods; however, I do get up earlier so I have time to eat a big breakfast and do my business before getting in the woods.

Nothing worse than getting in the stand and having the urge hit ya.

TK and Mike has the solution for you