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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785515
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After the 2011 tornados and the everlasting power outage, I was on RSA checking various telecom systems for battery backup capacity, etc and a pain hit me when I was in the basement of 5301. All those toilets and urinals have the infrared sensors and some had not flushed for SEVERAL days. As soon as I opened the door the stank hit me and I jumped back. The thought hit me that there sure as Hell weren't any women working so across the hall I went. Not a single stall had been used. I was in shitter heaven laugh


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785653
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True story, had to hit the john in Lowe’s one day, some guy comes in and goes in the stall beside me , about 30 seconds later , his dog goes under the wall and is staring me in the face wagging his tail. I couldn’t help but laugh about it, dude is tugging and yanking the lead trying to get dog back under.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785658
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I guess the next "spin-off" thread is:

"What's the worse constipation you had and what happened when it finally let go?"

grin


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: BowtechDan] #2785686
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Originally Posted by BowtechDan
I guess the next "spin-off" thread is:

"What's the worse constipation you had and what happened when it finally let go?"

grin

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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Beadlescomb] #2785702
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Originally Posted by Beadlescomb
kfc has to have the worst bathrooms there have ever been in the history of public bathrooms


Indeed. I shut down a KFC in South America once. Even the natives were running out of there.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785705
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kfc will give me the screaming shots every time...I don't eat kfc for any reason ever.


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785707
04/15/19 07:46 AM
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Kentucky Fried Chickenlike Genetically Engineered Organisms.


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785710
04/15/19 07:52 AM
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Worst bathroom I've ever seen was the warehouse bathroom at my old job. The warehouse guys would take huge dumps and use too much paper which would result in a clogged up toilet. Pair that with it being in a 90 degree warehouse in the summer......I walked in there to pee one time and there were hundreds of maggots crawling around in the toilet eating backed up chit.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Coosa1] #2785713
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Originally Posted by Coosa1
Worst bathroom I've ever seen was the warehouse bathroom at my old job. The warehouse guys would take huge dumps and use too much paper which would result in a clogged up toilet. Pair that with it being in a 90 degree warehouse in the summer......I walked in there to pee one time and there were hundreds of maggots crawling around in the toilet eating backed up chit.

Pictures or it didn't happen. 😂


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2785720
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Originally Posted by MarksOutdoors
Originally Posted by Coosa1
Worst bathroom I've ever seen was the warehouse bathroom at my old job. The warehouse guys would take huge dumps and use too much paper which would result in a clogged up toilet. Pair that with it being in a 90 degree warehouse in the summer......I walked in there to pee one time and there were hundreds of maggots crawling around in the toilet eating backed up chit.

Pictures or it didn't happen. 😂


I wasn't in there long enough to even consider taking a picture lol. I hauled ass out of there and never went back in.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785723
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No pictures please. We'll take your word for it.


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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Out back] #2785724
04/15/19 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Out back
No pictures please. We'll take your word for it.


Yeah..no schit

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2785812
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My son worked at a grocery store downtown and would tell horror stories of walking into the restroom and the walls were sprayed. More than once. No one could figure our how they managed to do it but he had the pleasure of cleaning it up. Kid is a trooper.

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