I feel y’alls pain. Same stupid chit one after the other.

I feel yalls pain

Watch it. Embrace it use it to your advantage

For what? How to be gay?

My wife came to bed this morning at 3:30 am. Where was she? Sitting in the living room watching Hallmark Channel movies. I went to bed at 9:30 pm.

No you douche. Show her you're the man. Not some homo on a tv. But in your case

You keep watching Hallmark and believe that. I'm sure the next dove hunt you host you'll be roasting marshmallows and sporting the Hallmark channel at the shop.

I'm not watching shucks. Just reaping the rewards.

Gunsmoke boys , Gunsmoke . Best show ever filmed. Weekday afternoons on TV Land, Nights and Sundays on INSP.

The Hallmark Channel, Lifetime, and maybe a few others, I randomly call each of them The Menopause Channel. Drives my wife nuts. I guess it still beats HGTV, I call it Homo and Gay TV. Good thing I don't watch much TV anyway. I watch the news, NCAA football, and maybe an episode of The Last Alaskans or Alaska the Last Frontier, not much else.

Isn't that "The Hero's Journey" from classic literature?

We solved this problem, at my house, about 20 years ago.
I don't know if ya'll are aware of this, but you can actually have multiple TVs in different rooms.
We currently have 3 TVs which can be programmed to watch different channels. Imagine that!

I thought I was the only one in pain

well, my bride would rather watch fortitude or longmire, but she enjoys the hallmark trash, too. if hallmark is on, i'm on the computer. no biggie ...

Between hallmark and the food channel....i been burnin youtube down on the smart tv. ....pretty sure i could do a full 4bt cummins swap on my toyota

Some of those hallmark shows have some hot chicks on them

I hate it.

We have an agreement. If that crap is on TV, I'll assume she doesn't want me in the house and I go to my shop.

This came from me sitting down with an icy cocktail one night during one of these stories. I ran a nonstop commentary for 20 min about it. She got pissed, I laughed and she told me to leave.

That's when the agreement was formed.

That’s has happened at my house. It was even suggested that Hallmark is evidence why women shouldn’t be in charge of anything.

I actually like to watch Diners, Drive-ins and Dives on the Food Network. Pretty much my favorite show. Watching it makes me hungry and then I usually go in the kitchen and make something similar to what I've seen on the show. It's very rewarding.

The wife watches it to much! Really wearing on my nerves.