You won't believe what happened to me today. I flew out to Phoenix for a real estate conference. I got picked up at the airport by an Uber driver and was heading to the hotel and my stomach started grumbling and I knew that a massive poop was on the way. By the time I got to the hotel around 5pm I knew I didn't have much time left before I crapped my pants if I didn't find a toilet. So I check in at the front desk and they give me my room key. I grab my bags and walk down this long hallway that seemed like forever to my room. I hurried up and opened the door with my room key as fast as possible. I got the door opened, threw my luggage down in the floor, and filled that toilet up as soon as my pants dropped.

As I'm sitting there on the toilet, I look over at the shower and I see several women's razors as well as women's hair products and body wash. They apparently gave me the wrong room because a woman's stuff was in this room. So I'm sitting there thinking I better hurry up and finish before this woman walks in on me destroying her toilet. What if she has a gun? What if her boyfriend or husband is with her? So I finish up, wash my hands at her sink, and walk back up to the front desk. I tell the girl working at the hotel that they gave me a room that already had somebody's stuff in it.

She apologized and the manager looked nervous, so he went around the corner to go check out the room. I can't imagine his reaction when he walked in that room and smelled that smell. Poor woman probably walked into her room tonight thinking who knows what. I think I also threw a diet dew bottle in her trash on the way out. You can't make this up!!!!

All I can picture is dumb and dumber scene but with wee man on the toilet

Did you look in the shower stall to make sure she wasn't in it ????

Lmao

It was a poop almost as bad as dumb and dumber. When that door opened, the luggage went in the floor so fast so I'd make it to the toilet in time. Idk what would've happened if the ole gal would've been in her room at the time...

That’s happened to me and my family before. Open the the room door to find someone’s luggage in there. I was pissed when I went back to the desk.

I would have had to take a nap after a dump like that in her bed. Then a shower after the nap.

The returning lady probably puked as soon as she entered the room.

I was on business one time getting ready for bed when I heard the door open and the safety catch engage. I heard a woman’s voice asking a man if they had the right room. A f ew minutes later the front desk called and apologized for the incident. Apparently they gave the couple the same room I was in.

I was almost asleep one night when I heard my hotel room door open.
A girl walks in, never turned on a light. She just took off her clothes and climbed in bed.
Three hours later, I finally told her she had the wrong room.

Next night, she did the same thing.

The turd burglar

You need to quit reading those old editions of Penthouse letters.

You should have at least seen what she looked like.

Fat chicks need luv too.

Did you notify the front desk that the room my need some toliet paper

I would post the link to a video but with the bad language i would get removed from the site. go to youtube and type in Liquid ass Prank on dad and click on the video of the hillbilly looking fellow NSFW. You will soon find out the woman's reaction.

It's crazy how often they Double book the same room. I spent 15+ yrs traveling for business and stayed in hotels 150-200 nights a year.

I've walked in and heard folks in the shower, walked in on folks working at the desk, folks doing drugs, and the craziest was, I opened the door to a room and there was an old boy and gal on the bed. I'm not sure what game they were playing but, he was winning and she was cheering him on. They had their feet toward the headboard and her head was hanging off the foot of the bed. When I walked in, she turned and looked at me and never stopped shouting encouragement to him. It was awkward when we locked eyes. I slowly backed out if the room. I don't think he ever knew I was there.

Got a free night out if that one.

I had something similar happen to me a couple of years ago. I was traveling to Oxford and about Pell City some aliens had entered my stomach. I let loose some barking spiders to ease up the cramps but by the time I get to the Red Roof Inn I was in a tight. So after check in I pretty much ran to my room on the second floor partially undressing. Once the door was open I dropped the pants and hit the toilet. This was a massive one that had been brewing after a long weekend at a family reunion of eating some of my uncle Iggie’s spice overload food. Gumbo, blacken redfish, red beans and rice, boudin, and a crawfish boil.

Since it was just me plus a motel toilet I passed on a courtesy flush. Never know when those jokers will back up on you. I finish up go to flush and nothing happened. Try again nothing. Look in the tank no water. Go to wash my hands no water. By this time the paint is peeling off the walls.

I go back to the front desk to tell mr patel the water in the room wasn’t working. So he looks in his computer and says yes the water was turned off due to some plumbing issues that haven’t been fixed I’ll put you in another room. I said thanks but I wanted to let you know that some aliens are floating in the toilet. He looked at me kind of puzzled and said bugs? I said yea there are some dead barking spiders in there too. He still didn’t get it but I bet he did.