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Garbage bag burrito! #2605263
10/11/18 01:11 PM
10/11/18 01:11 PM
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Boys I apparently lived a pretty sheltered life. I was raised by God fearing, hard working, law abiding parents. I guess I thought everybody was raised sorta like I was. Well, they weren't. I've been made really aware of that since we started using work release guys at the shop a couple years ago. Some of the stories about their upbringings will make your skin crawl and your blood boil...

So anyway, what does that have to do with food?

These guys get pretty resourceful. They actually cook at work release with no pots and pans. Only a microwave and some paper plates, etc...

So one day last week I heard one of the work release guys talking about a "Garbage bag burrito." Well my curiosity got the best of me, so I asked him what he was talking about. He said they didn't have any bowls in prison (yeah this guy has served some hard time) so they had to make do with what they had. After he told me what it was, and he and another guy bragged on how good it was, he up and offered to fix it for me. I mean what's a guy supposed to do? This guy has nothing, but he wanted to fix me some food, so I told him if he'd fix it, I'd try it... I didn't want to be disrespectful.

So, here's the recipe:

2 packs of uncooked Ramen noodles, crushed up in the bag
2 small bags of Cheetos crushed
2 small bags of Jalapeno Potato Chips crushed
2 packs of Sour Cream and chive crackers crushed
1 can of Chili with beans

You mix the Ramen noodle pieces, the crushed Cheetos, Chips, and the can of chili in a garbage bag, then you use the Sour Cream and chive cracker crumbs to thicken it up.

I ate one small bite and it was actually good. I ate one more big bite and let them have the rest. I'm not joking, it really was good.

Now I wouldn't make this at home and if I made it I wouldn't use a garbage bag but this would actually be a good hunting camp recipe.

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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605298
10/11/18 01:33 PM
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That looks absolutely disgusting.....

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605324
10/11/18 01:59 PM
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I was told in college that that is a prison burrito. Thinking about it now, garbage bag burrito actually sounds much better.

The description I was told involved the ingredients being pressed rather than 'mixed' in the bag, this allowed the burrito to form and made it hand held.

Last edited by Huntinman; 10/11/18 02:02 PM.

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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605336
10/11/18 02:10 PM
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Probably almost as good as that $5 Taco Bell box I just ate.

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: SouthBamaSlayer] #2605353
10/11/18 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by SouthBamaSlayer
That looks absolutely disgusting.....


agreed!

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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605379
10/11/18 03:02 PM
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I see you've spent time incarcerated.

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: SouthBamaSlayer] #2605381
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Originally Posted by SouthBamaSlayer
That looks absolutely disgusting.....


Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: BPI] #2605396
10/11/18 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BPI
I see you've spent time incarcerated.


No I haven't. But I know people....


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605397
10/11/18 03:22 PM
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I think I may make this for our next pot luck church lunch.

Guys, I ain't joking, it was pretty dang good.

If you didn't know what was in it, every one of you would eat it and I bet 85% of you would like it.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605421
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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
I think I may make this for our next pot luck church lunch.

Guys, I ain't joking, it was pretty dang good.

If you didn't know what was in it, every one of you would eat it and I bet 85% of you would like it.


Heck I’d eat it even knowing what’s in it. I’m not going to the trouble to make it, but if someone else did and said “hey try this” I’d give it a shot.

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605506
10/11/18 06:08 PM
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But will it make a turd??

Well there ya go...


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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605519
10/11/18 06:32 PM
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Words of wisdom; stay away from the prison purse burrito.

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605772
10/11/18 11:29 PM
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Is that pic before entry or after exit. I believe it tastes okay, but dang that looks bad!!


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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: nomercy] #2605886
10/12/18 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by nomercy
Is that pic before entry or after exit. I believe it tastes okay, but dang that looks bad!!



Looks like someone puked up peanut butter lol.


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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605943
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Note to self, follow the law so you don't go to prison and have to eat garbage.


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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605950
10/12/18 09:19 AM
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Y'all just remember, if you want to mess with Fur....

I got peeps on the inside and outside, above and below..... laugh


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2605999
10/12/18 11:23 AM
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Seems like prison is like that. What’s awesome in prison most people wouldn’t do in the real world. I heard a radio show where the host was saying he didn’t care if inmates had recreational drugs. Yeah your high on meth but your not getting that high you want staring at 8x8 finder block wall. That “burrito” is good when your in prison, but when you can get like 10 Taco Bell tacos in less time and for cheaper than you can make that dish why punish your self? I guess they eat it room temp also? Can’t microwave a trash bag.

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2606060
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Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: quailman] #2606510
10/12/18 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by quailman
But will it make a turd??

Well there ya go...


Hell it starts out as one!

Re: Garbage bag burrito! [Re: FurFlyin] #2606516
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You should have post a pic of it before you ate it. No one wants to see a bag of shitt

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