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Monster grasshopper #2586333 09/21/18 10:32 PM 09/21/18 10:32 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,827 Buc-ee’s Beach Express leroycnbucks OP Freak of Nature
leroycnbucks OP Freak of Nature Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,827 Buc-ee’s Beach Express	Came across this fella today in Bayou La Batre. It was about 4 inches long and when I bumped it so it would move and I wouldn’t run over it it just wasn’t interested in leaving. Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586339 09/21/18 10:35 PM 09/21/18 10:35 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,211 North Alabama W Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature
Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature W Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,211 North Alabama	When I was a kid we used to see those things in the summer but they had red racing stripes. They weren't fast movers either and we shot 'em with BB guns. I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time. NRA Life Member

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586342 09/21/18 10:36 PM 09/21/18 10:36 PM
Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,713 Baldwin County mark 14 point
mark 14 point Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 6,713 Baldwin County	Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable. Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death. Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586346 09/21/18 10:39 PM 09/21/18 10:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 16,648 lat 34.09 long -86.13 metalmuncher Old Mossy Horns
metalmuncher Old Mossy Horns Joined: Dec 2010 Posts: 16,648 lat 34.09 long -86.13	Back sometime around 1971 or 1972 there was an infestation of those big black and red grasshoppers all around my Granny's house in Piedmont. They were so bad she had to sweep them off of her back porch 2 or 3 times per day. I hated them. You couldn't walk around without squishing a few.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586347 09/21/18 10:39 PM 09/21/18 10:39 PM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,428 MattIce 10 point
MattIce 10 point Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 2,428	Haven't seen one in a lil while. We call them Texas grasshoppers Parked in a holler, beneath the mountain moon light.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586348 09/21/18 10:40 PM 09/21/18 10:40 PM
Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,540 Spanish Fort O ozarktroutbum 10 point
ozarktroutbum 10 point O Joined: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,540 Spanish Fort	A thread on these was posted not long ago. I think they’re not really scared because supposedly nothing in the wild eats them. I recently saw several in the delta on an old dock that were absolute monsters.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586350 09/21/18 10:41 PM 09/21/18 10:41 PM
Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 12,857 Montgomery / Luverne crenshawco Booner
crenshawco Booner Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 12,857 Montgomery / Luverne	They're all over in Luverne. Nasty looking jokers

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586361 09/21/18 10:53 PM 09/21/18 10:53 PM
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 14,205 Pikes Peak J JDR4Bama Chit Show Connoisseur
JDR4Bama Chit Show Connoisseur J Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 14,205 Pikes Peak	Thought those were called locusts? We used to turn their heads around backwards and watch them walk away.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586363 09/21/18 10:55 PM 09/21/18 10:55 PM
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 7,222 Lee County R RCHRR 14 point
RCHRR 14 point R Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 7,222 Lee County	Not good for anything. Fish won’t touch them.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586414 09/22/18 06:03 AM 09/22/18 06:03 AM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,061 B BibbHunter 6 point
BibbHunter 6 point B Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,061	I think you are supposed to kill it. Then hold it with a long stick close to the camera so we can see how big it is.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586419 09/22/18 06:19 AM 09/22/18 06:19 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,687 South Alabama R Rebelman Freak of Nature
Rebelman Freak of Nature R Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,687 South Alabama	Momma used to give me a nickel for each one I killed out of her garden. Good fun,

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586423 09/22/18 06:34 AM 09/22/18 06:34 AM
Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 7,582 Moss Creek Gotcha1 Bright Eyes
Gotcha1 Bright Eyes Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 7,582 Moss Creek	Lubbers. Matt Brock wears knock-off Crocs.

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586467 09/22/18 07:57 AM 09/22/18 07:57 AM
Joined: Dec 2014 Posts: 7,519 Boaz,AL CarbonClimber1 14 point
CarbonClimber1 14 point Joined: Dec 2014 Posts: 7,519 Boaz,AL	We used to see cherokee grass hoppers all the time..i dont know if thats the official name of what we saw but thats what we called them..they looked to be about 6in long...they were bright red and black. I havent seen one in a few years..i guess sumpter county was the last one i saw....sucker looked like a bird flyin through the air "I dont quit.. And ill fight alone if i have to"

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586478 09/22/18 08:13 AM 09/22/18 08:13 AM
Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 4,122 GA UncleHuck 10 point
UncleHuck 10 point Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 4,122 GA	Lubber, also known as buffalo grasshoppers. Nasty critters, and really good for nothing

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586483 09/22/18 08:16 AM 09/22/18 08:16 AM
Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 15,979 Brierfield Beadlescomb Old Mossy Horns
Beadlescomb Old Mossy Horns Joined: Dec 2012 Posts: 15,979 Brierfield	We called them devil's horses We will burn that bridge when we get there

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586487 09/22/18 08:21 AM 09/22/18 08:21 AM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	I've seen them by the thousands in the Mobile Delta. Ozark is right, we had a thread about them about a year ago. Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586643 09/22/18 12:02 PM 09/22/18 12:02 PM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 13,049 Montgomery, Alabama jaredhunts Puts sugar in his cornbread!
jaredhunts Puts sugar in his cornbread! Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 13,049 Montgomery, Alabama	Lots of them big suckers in Goshen. It be's that way sometimes. www.sunpoolcompany.com

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: RCHRR] #2586656 09/22/18 12:12 PM 09/22/18 12:12 PM
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 9,877 in the corner S Stob 14 point
Stob 14 point S Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 9,877 in the corner	Originally Posted by RCHRR Not good for anything. Fish won’t touch them. yep

Re: Monster grasshopper [Re: leroycnbucks] #2586667 09/22/18 12:20 PM 09/22/18 12:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 6,410 Elba Farmer64 12 point
Farmer64 12 point Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 6,410 Elba	American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....

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