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400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... #2581833
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I've told this before but(t) it can stand retelling. The Lowes/HD thread remembered me.... grin

I hurt my back one morning, pretty bad doing anything. I needed some stuff from Lowes so off I go, Chihuahua named Little Bit in tow. I limp my jazz inside and pick up some screws, pay for them and five 80# bags of Sackrete, then pull down to the stacks of Sackrete right beside the contractor door. Here is where the wheels run off......

I stop right in front of the contractor door and am getting ready to get out. I hear some sort of loud yelling going on, unsure of its origin. I look out the passenger window and some 350+pound black female employee is yelling at me. I roll down the window and she is SCREAMING for me to move my truck. I look around and see no impending problem with where I am. She is walking towards me, finger wagging, and yelling "move that truck". She gets closer and louder...and all hell breaks loose. Little Bit has had the yelling she can stand and jumps up on the window sill and SCREAMS at her. She had a broken jaw and really couldn't bark properly. Old fat azz breaks and runs, screaming "he has a dog", and waddling her fat jazz down thru Lowes lumber aisles at warp speed.....out of sight finally.

I look around for the hidden cameras and TV folks, sure this is a put on. Nope, here come older and fatter sister yelling at me. She's easy 400 pounds and pissed. She yells at me again and I yell back 'Don't f*****g talk to me again. I yelled it sound enough for folks a mile away to hear. She mutters "Angry what man" and spins back inside.

I get out of the truck and ask a young Lowes employee to help me load the 80# bags of Sackrete. His reply is he's busy. My blood boils. I step over to the stack and start loading sacks on the tailgate. On sack # four the manager, a very tall black man sticks his head around the corner, focuses his look over my head and asks IF I had paid for those sacks? I yell, LOUDLY, "What part of don't F*****G talk to me do you not understand?" He goes back inside.

I finish loading , get in the truck and drive off. I laughed all the way home and fixed the Chihuahua a steak for supper.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581837
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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581853
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No diss, just wondering...why would anyone get a Chihuahua? Every one I have ever seen is bad tempered, shakes even if its hot, and pees if a stranger comes in the house, peeing and shaking and snarling...


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581881
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And they look like a rat on acid.


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581910
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wifes dog, actually not a bad dog if you could stand the high pitched screaming when her broken jaw locked up like it did on ol Bertha Butts. Quite a sight, that big ol butt waddling down the aisle as she screamed about the dog (like it was a damn Doberman). Still makes me smile....


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581929
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Well I will admit it, 7.5 lbs of long hair Chihuaha pretty much rules my house with an iron paw.He does not shake, bark or piss because my wife trained him properly, at least as far as barking and pissing.I am flat out stupid about the dog and he could not fit our lifestyle better.He is the most laid back thing in the world and you really would not know he is around except when he needs scratches or treats, which is fairly frequently.We have had a lot of workers in the house due to a major renovation I am doing, and one didn't even realize Dob was in the room with him for most of the day.Many mornings my neighbor and I end up out with the dogs.She has a bag wandering around the yard looking for her dogs large waste piles, as my dogs nuggets slide between the grass blades never to be seen again.

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How did it get the broken jaw?

Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: Strictlybow] #2581933
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Originally Posted by Strictlybow
How did it get the broken jaw?



You ever tried to fit 350 lbs in your mouth


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2581937
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Let me get this straight. Was it Freddy that shakes all over and pees everywhere or the rat? rofl

Oh and Brad, no real man brags about his rats crap. sad, just sad! slap


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Originally Posted by Strictlybow
How did it get the broken jaw?


I don't know, it came with a broken jaw and the two jaw bones were not connected. When she tried to bark she'd get two barks out and then a high pitched scream/bark. Very loud. Scares the hell out of fat obnoxious Lowes employees......


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582158
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Weenie dogs is where its at.

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Weenie dogs is where its at.

They don't yap like a rat dog!


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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582179
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Perch, its a lovely thing reaching that point in life where I really don't give a rats arse about what anybody thinks about my "manhood".A few years ago Dobbie (named for the house elf from the Harry Potter movies which my wife loves) was at the farm with me for planting plots and really wanted to go for a ride.So we did.To the feed store and the parts store and a few other "manly" places.I do think a few eyebrows raised when I walked in with him in his springtime halter with flowers and ladybugs.The old fellas sitting around prolly thought they had finally run across one of them " homer sexuals".Maybe its just cause I am one of those dam Floridians stealing all your deer, but around here manhood is not generally judged on how many Pit Bulls ya own, whether your trailer is a single or double wide, how many fat ugly wimmens ya are doing or whether you hike at least 2 miles up at least a 30 degree grade before shimmying up a tree in a loin cloth with a rock to hunt deer.Lack of clean up, cheap to feed, much less stink/hair/slobber and much easier to sit on the couch with.All positive qualities of small dog ownership.

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Originally Posted by rulebreaker
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NICE editing MODS !!!! True that! thumbup

When I saw his original post all I could do was shake my head...... loco

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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582215
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Brad, I give a rats azz what yapping dog you like. My point is "why some of you feel the need to talk about chit" More like a bunch of second grade boys than men. It's not very polite or mature, but carry on in your typical Floridian dog lover fashion. I guess since they don't play football down there chit is all you have to talk about.
Your probably the kind of guys that walks your dog in a Church yard then neglects to clean it up. Oh wait you already bragged about not cleaning up after your rat.


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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

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Originally Posted by BhamFred
I've told this before but(t) it can stand retelling. The Lowes/HD thread remembered me.... grin

I hurt my back one morning, pretty bad doing anything. I needed some stuff from Lowes so off I go, Chihuahua named Little Bit in tow. I limp my jazz inside and pick up some screws, pay for them and five 80# bags of Sackrete, then pull down to the stacks of Sackrete right beside the contractor door. Here is where the wheels run off......

I stop right in front of the contractor door and am getting ready to get out. I hear some sort of loud yelling going on, unsure of its origin. I look out the passenger window and some 350+pound black female employee is yelling at me. I roll down the window and she is SCREAMING for me to move my truck. I look around and see no impending problem with where I am. She is walking towards me, finger wagging, and yelling "move that truck". She gets closer and louder...and all hell breaks loose. Little Bit has had the yelling she can stand and jumps up on the window sill and SCREAMS at her. She had a broken jaw and really couldn't bark properly. Old fat azz breaks and runs, screaming "he has a dog", and waddling her fat jazz down thru Lowes lumber aisles at warp speed.....out of sight finally.

I look around for the hidden cameras and TV folks, sure this is a put on. Nope, here come older and fatter sister yelling at me. She's easy 400 pounds and pissed. She yells at me again and I yell back 'Don't f*****g talk to me again. I yelled it sound enough for folks a mile away to hear. She mutters "Angry what man" and spins back inside.

I get out of the truck and ask a young Lowes employee to help me load the 80# bags of Sackrete. His reply is he's busy. My blood boils. I step over to the stack and start loading sacks on the tailgate. On sack # four the manager, a very tall black man sticks his head around the corner, focuses his look over my head and asks IF I had paid for those sacks? I yell, LOUDLY, "What part of don't F*****G talk to me do you not understand?" He goes back inside.

I finish loading , get in the truck and drive off. I laughed all the way home and fixed the Chihuahua a steak for supper.


You and your white privilege! I bet that was a sight to see rofl

Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582338
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Hell Perch, it was on topic in a post I did not start.Your on Aldeer and complaining about acting like "second grade" boys?Where the heck ya been for the last few years. Thats the level of about 80% of the posts on here.You must be a Democrat because now you are making up crap you have no idea about ie whether I clean up after my dog on the street. Did I assault any high school girls while I was at it?As far as football goes you Bama boys can have it, I could care less about it, got better things to do with my time. Cracks me up every time I go up during season and see all the custom painted Caprices with 30 inch wheels full of 9th grade drop outs proudly flying the flag of the college they have never been within 100 miles of. That describe you?Anyway, been around for a while and got the
feeling you were a complete dick, now I have no doubt.Hope your life gets better, it appears from most of your posts on here it sux to be you.

Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582340
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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582342
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We don't give a damn what anyone, from Floriduh, thinks.


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Dang...looks like we need hunting season to open up sooner. folks are getting down right ornery now.!

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Dayyyyum…...


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RAP is CRAP

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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582564
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you sumbitches could hijack a thread for sure..... grin


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Originally Posted by BradB
Hell Perch, it was on topic in a post I did not start.Your on Aldeer and complaining about acting like "second grade" boys?Where the heck ya been for the last few years. Thats the level of about 80% of the posts on here.You must be a Democrat because now you are making up crap you have no idea about ie whether I clean up after my dog on the street. Did I assault any high school girls while I was at it?As far as football goes you Bama boys can have it, I could care less about it, got better things to do with my time. Cracks me up every time I go up during season and see all the custom painted Caprices with 30 inch wheels full of 9th grade drop outs proudly flying the flag of the college they have never been within 100 miles of. That describe you?Anyway, been around for a while and got the
feeling you were a complete dick, now I have no doubt.Hope your life gets better, it appears from most of your posts on here it sux to be you.


Perch will give you the shirt of his back. He’s good people

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Originally Posted by BhamFred
you sumbitches could hijack a thread for sure..... grin

There's 97 pages about throw grow over in the management forum.
How these goobers can stretch that to 97 pages boggles the imagination.


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Originally Posted by rulebreaker
I don't have anything to offer.
I just like to stick my head up my ass.


Aw man what'd we miss

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Perch will give you the shirt of his back. He’s good people


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Fred, relaxing with his chihuahua ... was this after the steak dinner?



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Originally Posted by rulebreaker
I don't have anything to offer.
I just like to stick my head up my ass.


Aw man what'd we miss


You missed that quack Outback editing my post again for like the tenth time because he cant handle the truth.

Hey Outback, put it back like it was.............

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Originally Posted by BradB
but around here manhood is not generally judged on how many Pit Bulls ya own, whether your trailer is a single or double wide, how many fat ugly wimmens ya are doing or whether you hike at least 2 miles up at least a 30 degree grade before shimmying up a tree in a loin cloth with a rock to hunt deer.Lack of clean up, cheap to feed, much less stink/hair/slobber and much easier to sit on the couch with.All positive qualities of small dog ownership.


good thing i dont live in Florida then lol. Except i dont hike. I like to drive my tocoma 50 yards from treestand, and hunt with my rifle and high powered scope on a 70 yard food plot. Yall carry on.


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2582962
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does the jaw ever heal back right on a dog?


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2583018
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Originally Posted by BhamFred
you sumbitches could hijack a thread for sure..... grin


Outback started the derail & Perch fell right in line behind. Go back and see. I'm like you, I get sick of these silly second grade comments and derails, but there is nobody to enforce the rules. Hell, the ones that posa be in charge are the worst for derailing a thread.


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2583040
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Goodman, her jaw never healed. It was broke/separated dead center front and at the hinge on one side/back. Hinge would lock and she would bark/scream/howl at the same time. Very loud and annoying.


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: rulebreaker] #2583080
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Originally Posted by rulebreaker
Originally Posted by BhamFred
you sumbitches could hijack a thread for sure..... grin


Outback started the derail & Perch fell right in line behind. Go back and see. I'm like you, I get sick of these silly second grade comments and derails, but there is nobody to enforce the rules. Hell, the ones that posa be in charge are the worst for derailing a thread.

Go piss up a rope.


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: soalaturkeys] #2583326
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Originally Posted by soalaturkeys
No diss, just wondering...why would anyone get a Chihuahua? Every one I have ever seen is bad tempered, shakes even if its hot, and pees if a stranger comes in the house, peeing and shaking and snarling...

If chihuahuas weighed 30 lbs, there’d be no other life on Earth!


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Re: 400 pounds of butt vs the Chihuahua.... [Re: BhamFred] #2583615
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I heard you could pick up women better with a dog, but had no proof till now. Did you go out with both of them to the buffet?

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