I am offering $cheap$ self guided hunts on all national forests and wma's within an hour drive of Mobile, AL.

Rates start at $200 per day and that doesn't include me being there.

Prices double if I go with you. You just have to pay for my gas as I charge $.50 per mile after that.

Can do up to 10 hunts in one day. Rates go up to $300 per day on weekends.

My outfit is called the southern turkey assassin-mercenaries swamp thugs.

T-shirts- $100 made to order.

Thanks

I am expecting a large waiting list even though the season is winding up so I apologize ahead of time if we can't accomodate you this year. If you want to reserve a spot for next year we will be doing 5% discounts as long as you make a standard $125 deposit.

PM me for det's.

Also, guys I am expecting that the admins might kick me out for doing this. This might only last til tonight!

Why the limit of 10 daily hunts.
You could easily do 100 or more.

You're right Grumpy. We just need a little more manpower, though. Maybe we could do some contract hunts...Maybe Wild Bill or his buddy CM could help?

You forgot to include the part where it costs an extra $250 if you hear a gobble and then the $750 kill fee if someone happens to get lucky. Other than that, the ad looks great. I'm sure you'll book up quickly. If the demand/traffic gets to be too much for you, I'd be willing to open a NW FL division for you, running the same deal on Eglin, Blackwater, Pt. Washington.

You must not know much about outfitting Out back. The man is trying to keep his number of clients low enough that he can maintain a "quality experience" for each and every customer. 10 hunts/day was probably all he felt he could handle without compromising on anything. 10 is prob a good number. Figure 13 hours of daylight. That works out to 1 hr and 18 min per client/per hunt/bird. Meet and greet, drive to the bird, walk in, set up, call, kill, walk back out, and then drive to meet the next hunter and repeat. I think he's right on the money only offering 10/day. Cutting it any closer than that doesnt give you any time if something goes wrong such as a late client or a bird getting hung up. It's all about being able to maintain that customer satisfaction. More than 10 and I see that going down.

You really didn't get it, did you?

I did. I was just messing with you.

If it was Southwood, I’d sign up.

Pm skinny to be a sponsor

Man i can get that deal cheaper. I met some natives at the gas station. I couldnt hear too good over their loud rap music but im pretty sure they take food stamps for payment. I only have to furnish weed and mad dog 20/20 though. But i dont think they can cover a lot of ground until he finds the correct fitting pants or uses a belt. When he gets out of jail i plan on goin!