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Do's and dont's of Cozumel #2413406
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My first cruise coming in May. We just kept it cheap and simple by doing Cozumel. It's a 30th high school reunion. For you seasoned cruisers, what are some do's and dont's (things to do, things to skip?


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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413411
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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413417
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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413419
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Carlos and Charlie's is not for the meek or easily embarrassed. Think Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild on Steroids. My wife and I, along with a nice couple from Kentucky who were also on their honeymoon, went in there because someone said they had good tacos and after a day on the beach everyone was hungry. We were there about 30 minutes waiting on a table. All I can say is it was entertaining. but the women didn't want to stay for some reason. I was amazed at how far and how accurately the bartenders could project a shot of tequila through a syringe towards a female flashing her chest accessories.


Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: jawbone] #2413422
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Originally Posted by jawbone
Carlos and Charlie's is not for the meek or easily embarrassed. Think Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild on Steroids. My wife and I, along with a nice couple from Kentucky who were also on their honeymoon, went in there because someone said they had good tacos and after a day on the beach everyone was hungry. We were there about 30 minutes waiting on a table. All I can say is it was entertaining. but the women didn't want to stay for some reason. I was amazed at how far and how accurately the bartenders could project a shot of tequila through a syringe towards a female flashing her chest accessories.


When they said something about tacos, I think you misunderstood...


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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: GomerPyle] #2413423
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by jawbone
Carlos and Charlie's is not for the meek or easily embarrassed. Think Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild on Steroids. My wife and I, along with a nice couple from Kentucky who were also on their honeymoon, went in there because someone said they had good tacos and after a day on the beach everyone was hungry. We were there about 30 minutes waiting on a table. All I can say is it was entertaining. but the women didn't want to stay for some reason. I was amazed at how far and how accurately the bartenders could project a shot of tequila through a syringe towards a female flashing her chest accessories.


When they said something about tacos, I think you misunderstood...


Hah. They just left the word "Hairy" off their description.


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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413432
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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413450
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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413462
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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413464
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Originally Posted by MarksOutdoors

My first cruise coming in May. We just kept it cheap and simple by doing Cozumel. It's a 30th high school reunion. For you seasoned cruisers, what are some do's and dont's (things to do, things to skip?


If you SCUBA dive...that is one of the best places to go....there are a few independent operators who will pick you up at the port, or give you directions to the marina...we use a girl name Alison at scubawithalison.com anf have a great time every time we go. MUCH better than the cattle call trip the cruise line offers. She does intro sessions so you don't have to be certified. Top notch gear and very close supervision....and very reasonably prices. Have fun no matter what you do!

Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: jawbone] #2413482
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Originally Posted by jawbone
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by jawbone
Carlos and Charlie's is not for the meek or easily embarrassed. Think Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild on Steroids. My wife and I, along with a nice couple from Kentucky who were also on their honeymoon, went in there because someone said they had good tacos and after a day on the beach everyone was hungry. We were there about 30 minutes waiting on a table. All I can say is it was entertaining. but the women didn't want to stay for some reason. I was amazed at how far and how accurately the bartenders could project a shot of tequila through a syringe towards a female flashing her chest accessories.


When they said something about tacos, I think you misunderstood...


Hah. They just left the word "Hairy" off their description.


They had hairy ones?

Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: hallb] #2413485
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Originally Posted by hallb
Originally Posted by jawbone
Originally Posted by GomerPyle
Originally Posted by jawbone
Carlos and Charlie's is not for the meek or easily embarrassed. Think Spring Break and Girls Gone Wild on Steroids. My wife and I, along with a nice couple from Kentucky who were also on their honeymoon, went in there because someone said they had good tacos and after a day on the beach everyone was hungry. We were there about 30 minutes waiting on a table. All I can say is it was entertaining. but the women didn't want to stay for some reason. I was amazed at how far and how accurately the bartenders could project a shot of tequila through a syringe towards a female flashing her chest accessories.


When they said something about tacos, I think you misunderstood...


Hah. They just left the word "Hairy" off their description.


They had hairy ones?


Most tacos these days don't have hair.


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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: AU338MAG] #2413490
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Originally Posted by AU338MAG



Most tacos these days don't have hair.


This was back before that was the trend.


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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413495
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A bar called 3 1/2 miles out cost several of us a trip to the Coast Guard Doc once we got back underway.. whistle

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Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: quailman] #2413550
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Originally Posted by quailman
A bar called 3 1/2 miles out cost several of us a trip to the Coast Guard Doc once we got back underway.. whistle



Do tell

Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413585
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If you don't do anything else, take a complete ride all the way around the island. Also stop at Mezcalitos while you are over there, best Margaritas on the island.

Re: Do's and dont's of Cozumel [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2413590
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Didn’t the State Department issue a travel advisory for this part of Messico?


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Originally Posted by AC870
Didn’t the State Department issue a travel advisory for this part of Messico?


Not sure if they did or not........the Riviera Maya area is, generally, one of the safest parts of Mexico for tourists, but that's not exactly saying a lot. We had a good time a couple of years ago in Playa del Carmen, but I don't know that I'd feel real comfortable going back right now. There have been quite a few cases reported of people being drugged, even while inside their all-inclusive resort (which is typically considered much safer than just venturing out) and getting robbed or blackmailed into paying lots of money to get released by local authorities.


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