My MIL passed away almost three years ago and recently my FIL,who's 77, started dating "Linda." Now he's like a 15 year old with his first crush. It's almost comical to watch. I told him he was going through his second puberty. Now a few months into the relationship everyone in the family, except for him, can see that Linda is bat-crap-crazy. Old Linda keeps kicking him in the nuts, figuratively, and he keeps going back. Then I get to hear my wife, her sisters, and him discuss the drama. I really do think if I was 77 the last thing I would want is female drama in my life. A good dog, the remote, and a cold beer sounds about right to me.

You know the saying. Snatch is some powerful stuff. And his clock is winding down. He may as well chase it

Make that two cold beers.

And bacon, almost forgot the bacon.

Pearls of wisdom, right here.

as long as he does not marry her. I would live by the words of the late, great Janis Joplin, " get it while you can"

Oh, he done bought the ring, had called a realtor to put his house up for sale, and was planning on buying a newer more expensive one. Then setting in our living room she burst his bubble by telling him she just wanted to be friends for now. It wasn't pretty to watch.

Something ever happened to my wife, I’d have a girlfriend but I can’t see being married again. Specially if I was 77. Dayum.

Told my wife that repeatedly. I love her, but ain't no way I'm getting married again. Too old for that. One and done. Dog, remote, bacon, and beer.

Leave him alone and let him have fun.

Tell him the forget her, and take that money and buy a house in The Villages in Florida. One of the highest rates of STD's per capita but no one cares cause it's a 60+ community!

I have told mine the same thing more than once.

I wouldn’t take $5,000,000 for my wife, and wouldn’t give $.05 for another one just like her.

My grandaddy was 89 years old when I asked him, "how old are you when you don't want p###y anymore"?
He said it hadn't happened yet but he'd let me know if it ever did.
He was married 9 times before he died. And as far as I know never stopped wanting it.

Its only natural for a man to want to be with a woman. Sometimes the kids get jealous thinking she will get all their inheritance and alot of times thats true. I have a friend whose dad got a mail order bride when his dad died she got all the money and told him (his son) that he had to pay for the funeral

My dad is the same way. He's only 60 but found him a sure nuff psycho. Somehow he met her on the Internet and he lives in North Florida same as me and she was in Orlando. She left her daughter and 2 grandkids in Orlando to move up here with him and he's pretty much infatuated with her and don't give a crap about anybody or anything but her. I knew he was too far gone one day when I pulled up to her house that he lives with her at and he was on his hands and knees in the flower bed with her standing over him pointing and telling him what she wanted done. But he is pretty consistent at picking some fine ones or the last 2 anyways and all of them seem to think I'm an ass and I can't imagine why. You could line up 500 women put 499 perfectly normal ones in there and one psycho and he'll pick the psycho every time.

Yeah, a couple of the sisters could be looking out for the inheritance but not my wife or myself for that matter. He's always been pretty good to me, even though we are total opposite. This weekend old crazy Linda kicked him out when he went over yesterday and the sisters have been on the warpath all weekend cause daddy's being mistreated.

Sorry but your data is flawed. What study are you citing that claims that only .998% of the female population is psychotic?

Man, the way some of y'all dog women makes me thankful. Good gracious

Educate the old man now about prenups now that you have a little respid.