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Proof men do remember.
#2373142
01/15/18 03:47 PM
01/15/18 03:47 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
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Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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A very touching story.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him..
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?'’ she whispers as she steps in to the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago, when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?”
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out today and been free.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Proof men do remember.
[Re: perchjerker]
#2373196
01/15/18 04:08 PM
01/15/18 04:08 PM
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Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,126
KY
AUstan23
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 3,126
KY
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Lost me at her getting out of bed
It is easier to fool a man than to convince him he has been fooled.
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Re: Proof men do remember.
[Re: perchjerker]
#2373514
01/15/18 09:42 PM
01/15/18 09:42 PM
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Joined: Jun 2017
Posts: 6,325
Alabama
Jakethesnake
The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
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The Flippin’ Idiot That Could Care Less
Joined: Jun 2017
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Alabama
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that’s hilarious.
