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The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/16/17 04:08 PM
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Slidell, La
perchjerker
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#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.
#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up..
#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/16/17 04:18 PM
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Jeez Larry..youre a mess!!!! 
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/16/17 04:30 PM
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/16/17 04:47 PM
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Jmxinc
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Wow ,,,Perch I just realized we are in the same boat
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Every day's a gift !
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/16/17 04:53 PM
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Funny, goober, but #1 doesn't work. I can't hear well enough to talk to myself. The rest are all dead on.
Matt Brock wears knock-off Crocs.
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/17/17 02:36 AM
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The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
May we all die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/17/17 04:04 AM
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The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
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Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/17/17 04:35 AM
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Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
Kinda like going to Winn Dixie for a loaf of bread. Then getting home with $30 worth of junk and no bread.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/17/17 04:36 AM
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BhamFred
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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
Kinda like going to Winn Dixie for a loaf of bread. Then getting home with $30 worth of junk and no bread. you talking about me Perch???
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: The older I get, the more I realize:
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11/17/17 10:34 AM
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Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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#1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
#2 - I consider "On Trend" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
#4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
#7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.
#8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.
#11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.
#12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.
#13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.
#14 - I thought growing old would take longer.
#15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up..
#16 - I still haven't learned to act my age.
All true, with the added caveat that for what it's worth, at most of the time I still agree with me, though.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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