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I've been assaulted too
#2296832
11/17/17 12:40 PM
11/17/17 12:40 PM
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ford150man
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Everyone else is coming forward so I might as well too. It's true, I've been assaulted. Yep. The Chinese takeout we had last night, more specifically, the King Pao Chicken, has assaulted my stomach something fierce, which has caused me to assault the toilet with a vengeance. That is all. I feel much better.
Last edited by ford150man; 11/17/17 12:41 PM.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: I've been assaulted too
[Re: ford150man]
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11/17/17 12:42 PM
11/17/17 12:42 PM
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 6,713 Baldwin County
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Fried okra and cream taters got me last night, this morning...
Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Re: I've been assaulted too
[Re: ford150man]
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11/17/17 01:44 PM
11/17/17 01:44 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,070 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
DEADorALIVE
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I've been assaulted and traumatized by over-sharers.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: I've been assaulted too
[Re: DEADorALIVE]
#2296879
11/17/17 01:50 PM
11/17/17 01:50 PM
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Posts: 6,713 Baldwin County
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I've been assaulted and traumatized by over-sharers. You need a safe place?
Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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