Been a while since we've had story time. Let's see where we can take this one.

'Twas the eve of the eve of the 2017 rifle season. The members of Aldeer were pondering the season ahead and the upcoming senate election. However, more important than any of those pressing topics was why BhamFred, Out back and JBC were all seen together headed...

To wesleys boobie trap

Where 257wbymag was waiting with a roll of singles

Because one of them was dancing......

... with his jean shorts around his ankles ...

Suddenly, Out back yells, "stop the car! I just saw a Can Am with a deer in the..."

Lazy boy that steelmans bro in law stole.

Driving the can am was no other than...

Bamabucks14

When suddenly bamabucks jumps out and yells "hey jbc I'm about to whoop your..."

tail! But he followed that and said that would have to wait because I'm looking for a feller named OutdoorObsession. I heard he Dwight Adams had a club out this way and were looking for new members. I think I'd fit right in with them because...

He likes tater tots. With cheese

About that time Bham Fred yelled piss on em let's go I got to go pick up the black....

.....sex toy Perch ordered from.....

Bass Pro but was discovered in the pants of a GW. When suddenly...

Gary hopped out of the bushes...

..With momma muscle muffin in her leather chaps while he was yelling...

Give it to me baby

Then Timber2 said give you what mom...

.....deez nuts?

And Chesty McGhee said watch your mouth young man, only uncleDaddy can talk to me like that....

She then said � does anyone know a discrete taxidermist ? �

Then EHH drives into the scene in his avalanche

Picks up Gomer and they head to Memphis for a foo fighters concert while

And then JBC flip-flopped.

his nuts on jmudlers chin

And he began to grin

Which made JBC very jealous of losing Jmudlers affections.

Then a black cat ran across the road...

And the locals confirmed a black painter sighting...

Which went un-noticed due to Outback and PoorCountryPreacher coming into town with a bigfoot named Shaw in tow!

then AU7mm08 changed his screen name to OI812 and posted it on #metoo

Then Perch was disappointed in Trox's use of Spanish, so he taught him the French tongue.

Then they all decided "Hey lets all go to the mountains of pelham and hunt em fair chase in the big pen tommorrow am"....and all loaded into the can am and EHH's alvalanche...

when they discovered they were plum outta _________

corn.....AND clorox..

But not to worry, outdoorincestion brought plenty of astroglide!

from EHH's stockpile

That was originally for heterosexual activity but he donated to their cause

their being JBC and aum7mm08...who were getting cozy on the floor boards of the Can am

Wearing these tshirts from perch

So back to the Roy Moore rally they went ...with their yearbooks and a pen .

But realized they like the D too much and went with the Jones'

.....cald.

Where perched on pine limb was a Geno who cried "NEVER MOORE"! "NEVER MOORE"!

Then they all saw the lawyer sister of the guy who was laying in the ghey picture with his deer and she said.....

leave my brother and poor Rock alone, or there will be trouble!..

... that even Alexander Shunnarah can't get you out of....

There�s only one man that has experience getting out of this type of trouble, but it�ll cost ya...

575 duzen arras

Were for sale but things quickly escalated and then

The squirrels started barking, so I knew

That johntravis89 was near

But it actually turned out to be a yahoo...and he said ever so softly..

Where in the hell is Juan? Then...

You gone eat that cornbread?

Better not be sugar in it or...

No juan will eat it. Instead they will..

feed it to one of them dang no good pit bulls...

That was humping doekillers leg while...

he was wiping his arse and..

His wife was videoing the whole thing...

and caught that danged ole yahoo coming up behind him and cold nosed him,

doing research on Roy Moore while waiting to.....

go to court to help ole CM and whild bill out of a jam..piddling again...

and both of them sporting black eyes this time...

Because you ought to know better then to piddle in a sanctuary the eve of opening day...

But you live and you...

Get whild bill after yo ass... so....

out came the astroglide...

and bhamfred tied him to a stump...

With one of those brand new aldeer shirts! Oh wait a damn minute

Where they were forced to watch Gus Malzawn eat some boogers!

After the game Gus called Skinny and asked him for...

His old unused organ back until....

But Burbank had it and was mumbling about Nick Satan.

and his new rhinestones on the ass pocket jeans

and that ramma jamma song

he played from his banjo..

from some deliverence looking kid sitting on a bridge.. WITH A goat, full Walker Cty style ..

And Bingo was his name.

And bingo was his game too but not in Alabammy unless you're an injun and then you can....

Sell snakes and sparklers on the side of the road in...

Any place piddlin is allowed

Naked

with a propeller hat on

he sat in Kaitlyn/Bruce Jenners lap...

And said is that a ninja turtle hand in your pocket?

Or are you just glad to see me?

No,it's Geno taking notes on how to write a story.

About a feller named diamond Dave and correct ninji choppin

While photographing a wild CALD..

And thinking about where to find a "discreet taxidermist" to take a.......

State record beaver that

Has still not had any pics posted ....

of that big moose knuckle..

That was running free range in the big pen..

where he eased up to a corner post to scratch his back and was just really finding the spot when..

...johntravis89...