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I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
#2119641
05/21/17 04:36 PM
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At 12:30..... I'm so stinking hungry right now and this prep has got me running to the toilet every 5 mins. I'm just trying to decide on the restaurant I'm going to go to tomorrow after my appointment and what food I'll feast on. beef bullion and jello ain't cutting it!
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 04:40 PM
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I got on the toilet once I started the prep and for about 3 or so hours stayed there.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 04:47 PM
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No biggie especially since my results were good. Just a real chore and about as embare as sing as can be.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 04:52 PM
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Yep, had three so far. Perp is the only bad part. Just sit down, start, read and have the Mrs ready to bing your next drink and another roll...............
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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I've posted this before, but you got to read Dave Barry's column about this. http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928847.htmlHere's an excerpt--- "I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, ``HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BUTT!'' I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called ''MoviPrep,'' which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America's enemies. I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes -- and here I am being kind -- like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon. The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ''a loose watery bowel movement may result.'' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground. MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet."
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 05:12 PM
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At 12:30..... I'm so stinking hungry right now and this prep has got me running to the toilet every 5 mins. I'm just trying to decide on the restaurant I'm going to go to tomorrow after my appointment and what food I'll feast on. beef bullion and jello ain't cutting it! Good Luck, I am doing the Deed Thursday for the 3 rd. time.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 05:34 PM
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For those visiting and thinking of joining here...yes we really discuss everything.And good luck&health to our colonscopist folks.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 05:54 PM
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This will be my second one coming up and the first wasn't bad. The liquid diet and the prep were the worst part, specifically, the hunger and the worry that the prep is not actually finished when you think it is. Since I live an hour from the procedure site, I carried a 5 gallon bucket with me. Thankfully, I was fretting over nothing and the bucket remained unused that day.
A heads up, my next one is set for June 23, so if you see a 5 gallon bucket sitting on the side of Hwy 80 between Selma and Montgomery that day, just leave it be.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 06:28 PM
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This stuff right here will have you able to chit through a screen door. Yep that's what I got. Just woke up and almost didn't make it haha
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 06:29 PM
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Clarkgriswold, that's freaking hilarious! Thanks for the read!
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"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/21/17 06:45 PM
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This stuff right here will have you able to chit through a screen door. Yep, that's the stuff. After I had to drink it, I was afraid to look behind me because I was sure I was going to see a sustained rainbow from the um, atomized activivity back there. I camped out in my shop bathroom all day instead of staying home.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 01:08 AM
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Ask the doc to save any remaining scraps of your dignity he finds up there, otherwise, they just discard it all, and you'll be without.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 01:17 AM
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Ask the doc to save any remaining scraps of your dignity he finds up there, otherwise, they just discard it all, and you'll be without. yea I used to work in endoscopy a little bit and yea, none remains haha
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 01:52 AM
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Good Luck today BB! Wait till they put that scope up thru your Johnson and examine your bladder and prostate. It's not very dignified when several attractive interns are standing around and you are the only one naked. You'll come thru this fine! Hopefully you won/t have more tests any time soon.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
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If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 06:51 AM
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When I drank that damned moviprep or whatever when I had mine, if I didn't lean far enough back on the shitter I had to wipe my shoulders off! That stuff don't mess around. Almost as bad as Haribo sugar free gummy bears.... almost.
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 07:05 AM
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I firmly believe a man can live long enough without ever shoving a garden hose up his bum. And if I die for lack of shoving a garden hose up my bum, then I lived long enough.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 07:41 AM
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Had 2 of em and the stuff they made me take was called "GoLYTELY"..ain't nothin light about it. Did you guys know that the white milky stuff they put in your veins that knocks you out is the stuff Micheal Jackson was putting through his veins to sleep everyday, and eventually kilt em.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 08:25 AM
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The test is easy, studying for it sucks.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 12:18 PM
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I firmly believe a man can live long enough without ever shoving a garden hose up his bum. And if I die for lack of shoving a garden hose up my bum, then I lived long enough. Ain't noting to it and best damn sleep I've ever had. The prep was no fun but again, I'm not doing it for me. It's for the people I love. Colon cancer ain't no joke and it's a horrible way to die but very curable if detected in time. As far as feeling anything afterwards, I did not. Now if they had taken a biopsy or something maybe that would be different. If your comment is in jest, so be it. However, if that's truly the way you feel, I hope you change your mind. Dr. B
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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05/22/17 02:31 PM
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Yea it went well. Great sleep, I got to eat a big meal afterwards too! Only thing so far is the gas, I've been ripping mondo farts since I woke back up haha
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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Glad it went well for ya. My wife is prepping for hers right now. Come to think of it I haven't seen her lately, better check on her.
What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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That's great news about the cancer being gone. Congrats!
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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I just had my 3rd one in a year. First one found diverticulitis and cancer. Second one was to tattoo the cancer spot for the surgeon. 3rd one last week was a follow up to check things out. Things checked out good!! No more for 3 years. I'm very glad you're ok. In your avatar you look young, too young for that shucks. Glad you won that battle!
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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I firmly believe a man can live long enough without ever shoving a garden hose up his bum. And if I die for lack of shoving a garden hose up my bum, then I lived long enough. Ain't noting to it and best damn sleep I've ever had. The prep was no fun but again, I'm not doing it for me. It's for the people I love. Colon cancer ain't no joke and it's a horrible way to die but very curable if detected in time. As far as feeling anything afterwards, I did not. Now if they had taken a biopsy or something maybe that would be different. If your comment is in jest, so be it. However, if that's truly the way you feel, I hope you change your mind. Dr. B I had one about 6 weeks ago. I was 13 years overdue and had 5 polyps removed and had a biopsy taken. Praise God all came back clear. Was sore for about 10 days. Should have never waited to have one done. Just another bone headed decision us men make!!
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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It's uncomfortable, and if you shart the floor it's embarrassing even if the nurses say it's not a problem and they've seen everything before, but I'll be damned if I'm hardheaded enough to not get routine checkups because of that and then battle or die from colon cancer.
Have seen two close family members die from it. It's horrible. So, y'all don't fart around and go get a checkup. If sawbones says it's time for this and that and those and these, get 'em done.
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Re: I have a Colonoscopy tomorrow
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I got a ten year till next time to drink that drano diagnosis
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