That's why it's good to know the right people, get mine done 1st thing in the am, when I have it done.

I had to move a recliner from the den to in front of the bathroom door. Even with only two steps to the toilet it got pretty scary a couple of times.

Ask the doc to save any remaining scraps of your dignity he finds up there, otherwise, they just discard it all, and you'll be without.

yea I used to work in endoscopy a little bit and yea, none remains haha

Good Luck today BB! Wait till they put that scope up thru your Johnson and examine your bladder and prostate. It's not very dignified when several attractive interns are standing around
and you are the only one naked. You'll come thru this fine! Hopefully you won/t have more tests any time soon.

I guess they used a "micro" scope for that on you, huh Perch?

No Bino's for colostomy! Said it was because I was a big arsehole!

I'm talking about when they ran the scope up yer damn pecker, you idgit.

I knew what you meant shorty! It still hurts to think about that, it didn't feel any smaller than an 18 wheeler when they stuck it in.

When I drank that damned moviprep or whatever when I had mine, if I didn't lean far enough back on the shitter I had to wipe my shoulders off! That stuff don't mess around. Almost as bad as Haribo sugar free gummy bears.... almost.

I firmly believe a man can live long enough without ever shoving a garden hose up his bum.
And if I die for lack of shoving a garden hose up my bum, then I lived long enough.

Don't worry it'll be fine

Had 2 of em and the stuff they made me take was called "GoLYTELY"..ain't nothin light about it. Did you guys know that the white milky stuff they put in your veins that knocks you out is the stuff Micheal Jackson was putting through his veins to sleep everyday, and eventually kilt em.

The test is easy, studying for it sucks.

Ain't noting to it and best damn sleep I've ever had. The prep was no fun but again, I'm not doing it for me. It's for the people I love. Colon cancer ain't no joke and it's a horrible way to die but very curable if detected in time. As far as feeling anything afterwards, I did not. Now if they had taken a biopsy or something maybe that would be different.

If your comment is in jest, so be it. However, if that's truly the way you feel, I hope you change your mind.

Dr. B

Yea it went well. Great sleep, I got to eat a big meal afterwards too! Only thing so far is the gas, I've been ripping mondo farts since I woke back up haha

Glad it went well for ya. My wife is prepping for hers right now. Come to think of it I haven't seen her lately, better check on her.

Toilet paper direct from the freezer.

You should have joined the 60 day challenge