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A LITTLE Shaw humor #2071808
03/28/17 02:45 AM
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Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy.

The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

"It's Shaw. The midget."


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Shaw is not "SHORT" . He is height impaired!


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071809
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Been nice knowing you.

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071813
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Dangit. Now that's funny.

The humor of it will probably go right over Shaws head grin

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071852
03/28/17 03:22 AM
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BAM!!


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071863
03/28/17 03:25 AM
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Being short does have it's advantages every now and then. wink


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071870
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rofl


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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071905
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Shots fired gun


American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071962
03/28/17 05:10 AM
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rofl rofl


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Si vis pacem, para bellum.

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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071969
03/28/17 05:17 AM
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rofl Are you saying Shaw is the last person to know it's RAINING.

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2071975
03/28/17 05:24 AM
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I'm saying if it's more than a drizzle he could DROWN! slap


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2072142
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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
I'm saying if it's more than a drizzle he could DROWN! slap


If you wanted your title changed below your screen name again, there are better ways to do it. grin



Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2072661
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Iv'e heard Shaw is short but is he that guy that can't wear cowboy boots because the top of them rub his nuts raw?

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2072670
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When y'all piss him off I'm gonna pin this thread to the top just to remind y'all "what was that for, I didn't do anything" smile


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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: Shaw] #2072692
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Originally Posted By: Shaw
Being short does have it's advantages every now and then. wink


Yep! rofl

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: YEKRUT] #2072713
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Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
When y'all piss him off I'm gonna pin this thread to the top just to remind y'all "what was that for, I didn't do anything" smile


rofl rofl

Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: perchjerker] #2072751
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rofl thumbup


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Re: A LITTLE Shaw humor [Re: metalmuncher] #2072783
03/29/17 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By: metalmuncher
Iv'e heard Shaw is short but is he that guy that can't wear cowboy boots because the top of them rub his nuts raw?


Not that short. I'm not like Wiley or Outback, I wear cowboy boots everyday without any ass chappage. wink


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