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Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
#2066813
03/22/17 07:17 PM
03/22/17 07:17 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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I woke up to the sound of car doors slamming at 11:30. Car backing out my driveway and is gone before I get a good look. I arm myself and check my vehicles. All is normal and then here he comes back. Says "That was me in your driveway and I just wanted to know if you have any cornbread left." I don't remember exactly what I told him but he heard and understood very well and left. Then he drives back by. Call PD. Then the guy drives back by. PD shows up and finds the guy parked down the road about 500 yards. They talk to him and let him go. He told the cop he was looking for some guy and provided a name....not looking for cornbread after all I reckon. Cop says the guy is a known thief casing places to burglarize. I hope he comes back before daylight.
Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 03/22/17 07:40 PM.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/22/17 07:38 PM
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James
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It's a damn shame they can't bust his azz smh..
How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom? Everyone. All of them...
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/22/17 07:38 PM
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 01:23 AM
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Damit bro. Now they after you too. Heads up and keep your powder dry.......
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!! - - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 02:06 AM
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Rebelman
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You can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your *ss. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 02:36 AM
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Wiley you should have cut him some cornbread. Filled it with XLAX . Then served it and made him eat it in front of you while holding your twelve gauge. Hold him there till he's about to explode then kick him out and shoot your shotgun in the air as he leaves.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: perchjerker]
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03/23/17 03:06 AM
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roadkill
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Need to keep aware of surroundings. Just a suggestion - switch vehicles so they won't know if you are home or not, try not to drive the same one all the time. Change your schedule, drive away then come back 10 minutes later. Do this several times a day at random intervals. Drive away, park in woods close by and walk in unobserved through the back. Leave, go to a neighbor, borrow his vehicle, then drive by your place in about fifteen minutes from a different direction from which you usually come in. Look for a vehicle parked away from your place with a view that could notify some one you are returning. When you do have to go somewhere have some one stop by and check your place. Bad guys figure out quickly they can't set up a safe way to pattern your coming and going so move on.
Last edited by roadkill; 03/23/17 03:09 AM.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 03:09 AM
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Rebelman]
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03/23/17 03:37 AM
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No, f' him. F' that, 'cause I'm from New York City, dammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you farmers who wanna start some shucks. You mess around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions. You can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your *ss. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure. Cracks me up everytime.
The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 03:41 AM
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Adding 1 more camera and replacing 2 motion lights today.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
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03/23/17 04:21 AM
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. I love the way Fred just gets to the root of the problem and solves it.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Rebelman]
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03/23/17 04:22 AM
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No, f' him. F' that, 'cause I'm from New York City, dammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you farmers who wanna start some shucks. You mess around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions. Tap the brakes, Rayford... ain't nuttin' but some cornbread
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 04:45 AM
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"In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer
"Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
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03/23/17 04:59 AM
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. I love the way Fred just gets to the root of the problem and solves it. if not solved he will just come back when yer not home, take care of it. Any halfway smart feller can make the other feller swing first...
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 06:26 AM
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I believe a better discouragement would be for HIM to come home to HIS house to find his wife/girlfriend duct-taped and gagged in the bathroom, alive, of course.
I've got little patience with threats or thieves.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 07:43 AM
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Take the next few days off. Leave at same time usually do. Come back a different way and sneak in the back. What's that Boy Scout motto? Oh, yeah. Be prepared.
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
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03/23/17 08:16 AM
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Take the next few days off. Leave at same time usually do. Come back a different way and sneak in the back. What's that Boy Scout motto? Oh, yeah. Be prepared. Yeah unfortunately these days that could mean always keep lube in your manpurse
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 09:14 AM
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8X12 foot gate, lights, and camera...no one drives up my driveway without prior permission. Best move I ever made.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 10:35 AM
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Yep I had an incident similar to this not long ago at all. The guy noticed my garage door was up and wheeled into my drive which is pretty long. He didn't notice my driveway alarm but was up to my house before I could get outside and was in my garage when I came out. He was completely surprised and asked if I any work he could do that he needed to get $16.20 to pay a bill...total BS. I told him I didn't have work or money and that I was retired and at home all the time. Took pics of his vehicle as he drove off
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself The older I get the better I used to be
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
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03/23/17 10:44 AM
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Thief/ drug addict. They are one in the same. I hope you're home too if he comes back! Bury some tanerite by your driveway and pop it with a .22 next time he starts to pull in
"Here, take this land mine and protect your property with it." -Ron Swanson
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 11:13 AM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 12:00 PM
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Just as a tip for the future... If the police know who it is always try and get the weasel's name from them. They'll be easy to find by word of mouth on the street if he's a petty thief. This isn't a pro acting like that he'll be well known.
I'll say this... doesn't matter how much money you've got in your pocket or how white bread your neighborhood is... always good to have a couple shady acquaintances for this line of work.
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Goatkiller]
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03/23/17 12:07 PM
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Just as a tip for the future... If the police know who it is always try and get the weasel's name from them. They'll be easy to find by word of mouth on the street if he's a petty thief. This isn't a pro acting like that he'll be well known.
I'll say this... doesn't matter how much money you've got in your pocket or how white bread your neighborhood is... always good to have a couple shady acquaintances for this line of work. X2
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: DVW]
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03/23/17 12:47 PM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Stob]
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03/23/17 01:25 PM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed. I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.
Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 01:27 PM
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: YEKRUT]
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03/23/17 01:41 PM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed. I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo. Me too. Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion. I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other.
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed. I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo. Me too. Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion. I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. I'll bet his britches stunk when he went to get the tank.
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03/23/17 02:00 PM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed. I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo. Me too. Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion. I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. I'll bet his britches stunk when he went to get the tank. Y'know, I never did tell his dad. I think that might have gone a long way with him.
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03/23/17 03:34 PM
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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself. I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing. While we were in the bed. I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo. Me too. Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion. I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. I want a FLIR... bad. I think I could entertain myself for hours.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BOFF]
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03/23/17 03:40 PM
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B. Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 03:50 PM
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You must make some pretty damn good cornbread Wiley. Worth risking your life for kind of damn good.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BhamFred]
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03/23/17 03:50 PM
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deerfeeder89
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds.
Last edited by deerfeeder89; 03/23/17 03:53 PM.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: deerfeeder89]
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03/23/17 04:41 PM
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. "Hey TroyBoy, your gate wuz locked so I jest climbed it. I knew you wouldn't mind. Hey, you got any cawnbraid I kin have? Maybe a glass of buttermilk with it?"
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 04:53 PM
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perchjerker
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Dead did you climb into the big pen or the breeder pen?
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:02 PM
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BhamFred
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knocking on my door at night will prolly get you shot.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: deerfeeder89]
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03/23/17 05:03 PM
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:06 PM
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BhamFred
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chitt Perch, my wife would shoot yer arse to smitherines....
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:14 PM
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BOFF
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B. Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real. Nooo, Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway? God Bless, David B.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:19 PM
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CatHeadBiscuit
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Knocking on our door anytime awakens our beast German Shepherd. Man the bark on that dog scares me when the door gets knocked on. When I come to the door any stranger is standing back off the porch watching the nose of the dog as it tries to get around my legs and eat them. "Sorry we don't want any" is usually all it takes for peddlers to keep moving.
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BOFF]
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03/24/17 03:03 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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Freak of Nature
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North Alabama
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B. Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real. Nooo, Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway? God Bless, David B. I didn't take time to do that yet as I was limited on time to get my motion lights all up and running. Tomorrow I'll check the camera. On a side note, 2 people were shot about a mile from me this evening. Maybe it was thugs and not upstanding citizens.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BhamFred]
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03/24/17 04:57 PM
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deerfeeder89
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass. You ought to put that on an sign and sell them. There's always that one crack had in every neighborhood
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