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Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway #2066813
03/22/17 07:17 PM
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I woke up to the sound of car doors slamming at 11:30. Car backing out my driveway and is gone before I get a good look. I arm myself and check my vehicles. All is normal and then here he comes back. Says "That was me in your driveway and I just wanted to know if you have any cornbread left." I don't remember exactly what I told him but he heard and understood very well and left. Then he drives back by. Call PD. Then the guy drives back by. PD shows up and finds the guy parked down the road about 500 yards. They talk to him and let him go. He told the cop he was looking for some guy and provided a name....not looking for cornbread after all I reckon. Cop says the guy is a known thief casing places to burglarize. I hope he comes back before daylight.

Last edited by Wiley Coyote; 03/22/17 07:40 PM.

I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066815
03/22/17 07:30 PM
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Time for motion lights and cameras.
You want to make it apparent to him that your house is a bad idea.

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066816
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It's a damn shame they can't bust his azz smh..


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Everyone. All of them...

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066817
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066862
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Damit bro. Now they after you too. Heads up and keep your powder dry.......


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066877
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Cornbread?? Was he an Aldeer member?

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066880
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You can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your *ss. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066884
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You should have cut a piece of cornbread, hollowed it out and filled it with sugar and give it to him. That would have shown him......

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066885
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No, f' him. F' that, 'cause I'm from New York City, dammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you farmers who wanna start some shucks. You mess around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: timbercruiser] #2066892
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Originally Posted By: timbercruiser
You should have cut a piece of cornbread, hollowed it out and filled it with sugar and give it to him. That would have shown him......


rofl


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066903
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Wiley you should have cut him some cornbread. Filled it with XLAX . Then served it and made him eat it in front of you while holding your twelve gauge. Hold him there till he's about to explode then kick him out and shoot your shotgun in the air as he leaves.


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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: perchjerker] #2066925
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Need to keep aware of surroundings. Just a suggestion - switch vehicles so they won't know if you are home or not, try not to drive the same one all the time. Change your schedule, drive away then come back 10 minutes later. Do this several times a day at random intervals. Drive away, park in woods close by and walk in unobserved through the back. Leave, go to a neighbor, borrow his vehicle, then drive by your place in about fifteen minutes from a different direction from which you usually come in. Look for a vehicle parked away from your place with a view that could notify some one you are returning. When you do have to go somewhere have some one stop by and check your place. Bad guys figure out quickly they can't set up a safe way to pattern your coming and going so move on.

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066926
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Rebelman] #2066962
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Originally Posted By: Rebelman
No, f' him. F' that, 'cause I'm from New York City, dammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you farmers who wanna start some shucks. You mess around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.




Originally Posted By: Rebelman
You can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your *ss. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure.


Cracks me up everytime.


The fool tells me his reasons; the wise man persuades me with my own.
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2066965
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Adding 1 more camera and replacing 2 motion lights today.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: BhamFred] #2067002
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Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


I love the way Fred just gets to the root of the problem and solves it.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Rebelman] #2067004
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Originally Posted By: Rebelman
No, f' him. F' that, 'cause I'm from New York City, dammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you farmers who wanna start some shucks. You mess around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.


Tap the brakes, Rayford... ain't nuttin' but some cornbread


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067026
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: AC870] #2067038
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Originally Posted By: AC870
Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


I love the way Fred just gets to the root of the problem and solves it.


if not solved he will just come back when yer not home, take care of it. Any halfway smart feller can make the other feller swing first...


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067042
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Driveway alarm, cameras and buckshot


Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067132
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I believe a better discouragement would be for HIM to come home to HIS house to find his wife/girlfriend duct-taped and gagged in the bathroom, alive, of course.

I've got little patience with threats or thieves.



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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067203
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Take the next few days off. Leave at same time usually do. Come back a different way and sneak in the back. What's that Boy Scout motto? Oh, yeah. Be prepared.


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Originally Posted By: CatHeadBiscuit
Take the next few days off. Leave at same time usually do. Come back a different way and sneak in the back. What's that Boy Scout motto? Oh, yeah. Be prepared.


Yeah unfortunately these days that could mean always keep lube in your manpurse

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067244
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I hate when people come up my driveway. They are generally met by me holding a shotgun unless ithe purpose is obvious. Be careful.

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067297
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8X12 foot gate, lights, and camera...no one drives up my driveway without prior permission. Best move I ever made.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067380
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Yep I had an incident similar to this not long ago at all.
The guy noticed my garage door was up and wheeled into my drive which is pretty long.
He didn't notice my driveway alarm but was up to my house before I could get outside and was in my garage when I came out.
He was completely surprised and asked if I any work he could do that he needed to get $16.20 to pay a bill...total BS.
I told him I didn't have work or money and that I was retired and at home all the time.
Took pics of his vehicle as he drove off


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The older I get the better I used to be
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067394
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Thief/ drug addict. They are one in the same. I hope you're home too if he comes back! Bury some tanerite by your driveway and pop it with a .22 next time he starts to pull in


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keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.

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Just as a tip for the future... If the police know who it is always try and get the weasel's name from them. They'll be easy to find by word of mouth on the street if he's a petty thief. This isn't a pro acting like that he'll be well known.

I'll say this... doesn't matter how much money you've got in your pocket or how white bread your neighborhood is... always good to have a couple shady acquaintances for this line of work.


No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Goatkiller] #2067468
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Originally Posted By: Goatkiller
Just as a tip for the future... If the police know who it is always try and get the weasel's name from them. They'll be easy to find by word of mouth on the street if he's a petty thief. This isn't a pro acting like that he'll be well known.

I'll say this... doesn't matter how much money you've got in your pocket or how white bread your neighborhood is... always good to have a couple shady acquaintances for this line of work.


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Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.

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Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.



I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.


Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters. —Archibald Rutledge—
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067520
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Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.


I guess you checked to see what he was up to?


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My neighbors hear shooting often coming from my land, my driveway is 200 yards long, I have motion lights all around, and I have a fairly large dog lurking around the shadows of my yard that sets off those lights a few times every night. I also have a trail camera high in a tree along my drive way that points toward the drivers seat of vehicles coming up toward my home.

So far the trail camera has caught nothing suspicious. I think that has something to do with the commonplace gunshots, the long drive, motion lights, dogs, and a couple of my neighbors may or may not think I'm a little crazy to start with. wink

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: YEKRUT] #2067532
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Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Originally Posted By: Stob
Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.



I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.


Me too.

Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion.

I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. grin



Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Deadwood] #2067541
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Originally Posted By: Deadwood
Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Originally Posted By: Stob
Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.




I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.


Me too.

Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion.

I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. grin



I'll bet his britches stunk when he went to get the tank.




Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: metalmuncher] #2067551
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Originally Posted By: metalmuncher
Originally Posted By: Deadwood
Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Originally Posted By: Stob
Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.




I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.


Me too.

Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion.

I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. grin



I'll bet his britches stunk when he went to get the tank.





Y'know, I never did tell his dad. I think that might have gone a long way with him.



Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Deadwood] #2067668
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Originally Posted By: Deadwood
Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Originally Posted By: Stob
Originally Posted By: DVW
keep all your lights outside on at night. Protect yourself.


I used to think this about the lights till my boat was stolen from underneath my carport with flood lights on. I think it made it easier for them to see what they were doing.
While we were in the bed.



I like the lights off, no one knows my turf like I do, in the dark I am at an advantage imo.


Me too.

Not trying to sound too "tinfoil hat" here, but a decent FLIR doesn't have to cost you your inheritance anymore. So I got one. You can quickly scan your property in secret for anything warm blooded, and an 870 with a light mounted to it makes a good companion.

I caught the neighbor's kid letting the air out of one of my tires one night, just being a kid. I never pulled on him, I just walked up right behind him and spoke. He was more than happy to go home and get his dad's portable air tank to fix me back up. He's actually a good kid and we speak and wave when we see each other. grin


I want a FLIR... bad. I think I could entertain myself for hours.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: BOFF] #2067679
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Originally Posted By: BOFF
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.


I guess you checked to see what he was up to?


God Bless,
David B.


Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067693
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You must make some pretty damn good cornbread Wiley. Worth risking your life for kind of damn good.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: BhamFred] #2067694
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Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. lol

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: deerfeeder89] #2067778
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Originally Posted By: deerfeeder89
Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. lol


"Hey TroyBoy, your gate wuz locked so I jest climbed it. I knew you wouldn't mind. Hey, you got any cawnbraid I kin have? Maybe a glass of buttermilk with it?" laugh



Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067794
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Dead did you climb into the big pen or the breeder pen?


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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067810
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knocking on my door at night will prolly get you shot.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: deerfeeder89] #2067812
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Originally Posted By: deerfeeder89
Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. lol


you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass.


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067817
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Not me, my ninja skills would prevail! grin


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067818
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chitt Perch, my wife would shoot yer arse to smitherines....


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

proud Cracker-Americaan

muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067824
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Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
Originally Posted By: BOFF
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.


I guess you checked to see what he was up to?


God Bless,
David B.


Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real.



Nooo,

Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway?


God Bless,
David B.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067831
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Knocking on our door anytime awakens our beast German Shepherd. Man the bark on that dog scares me when the door gets knocked on. When I come to the door any stranger is standing back off the porch watching the nose of the dog as it tries to get around my legs and eat them. "Sorry we don't want any" is usually all it takes for peddlers to keep moving.


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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: Wiley Coyote] #2067847
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Had a local black crack lady knock on my door at 3 one morning. Saw who it was before I opened door. Cracked it just enough for her see shotgun and tell her she better get running. It was almost funny. Ahole and elbows was all I saw when she took off

Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: BOFF] #2068669
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Originally Posted By: BOFF
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
Originally Posted By: BOFF
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back.


I guess you checked to see what he was up to?


God Bless,
David B.


Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real.



Nooo,

Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway?


God Bless,
David B.


I didn't take time to do that yet as I was limited on time to get my motion lights all up and running. Tomorrow I'll check the camera.

On a side note, 2 people were shot about a mile from me this evening. Maybe it was thugs and not upstanding citizens.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway [Re: BhamFred] #2068822
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Originally Posted By: BhamFred
Originally Posted By: deerfeeder89
Originally Posted By: BhamFred
stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart.


Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. lol


you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass.


You ought to put that on an sign and sell them. There's always that one crack had in every neighborhood

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