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No joke #2066080
03/22/17 07:49 AM
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We got a non swimmer at work who came thru the temp agency and her name is Tempest.I can't make that up.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066085
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Gotta have photo to prove it.


If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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Re: No joke [Re: Reloader79] #2066086
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Originally Posted By: Reloader79
Gotta have photo to prove it.


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I love the rut. The woods are like a bunch of roided up meatheads fighting over a girl.
Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066087
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Oh, Geez. Reminds me of a non-swimmer, Democrat Pastor in Chilton county whose actual name is, Philander.


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066094
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Knew some sisters named Stormy, Dusty, Misty, and Windy, and their brother was named Sunny.

Didn't know them all that well, but Stormy seemed to have been aptly named...


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066098
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Ok..Y'all will have to post it but I'll snap one tonight...pm me a # and I'll send it tonight..lol

Last edited by bmc77; 03/22/17 08:03 AM.
Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066108
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Originally Posted By: bmc77
Ok..Y'all will have to post it but I'll snap one tonight...pm me a # and I'll send it tonight..lol


No butt shots, please.


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066121
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On my honor, we used to have a secretary named Africa, her first name. To her credit, she went by Nicole, her second name. Actually a great employee whose parents hung an unfortunate political statement of a name on.



Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066141
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Tempest is called "T" for short....I think she's single if any of y'all need some loving.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066143
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That's a shame. If T stood for TYRONE, I bet Hevishot or BC_reb would be interested! grin


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066258
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You hear a lot of apocryphal tales about names, but this one I know is true. I taught a girl named Vinyl. Spelled and pronounced like the upholstery plastic. I often wondered if she was conceived on a cheap sofa.

Re: No joke [Re: MarksOutdoors] #2066262
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Originally Posted By: MarksOutdoors
Originally Posted By: bmc77
Ok..Y'all will have to post it but I'll snap one tonight...pm me a # and I'll send it tonight..lol


No butt shots, please.


Hold up now, speak for yourself rofl


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066272
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Mark must know this chic

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066276
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Sounds like the kind of Tempest you CAN'T fit into a teapot?


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-G. K. Chesterton
Re: No joke [Re: perchjerker] #2066500
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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
That's a shame. If T stood for TYRONE, I bet Hevishot or BC_reb would be interested! grin

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066823
03/22/17 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By: bmc77
We got a non swimmer at work who came thru the temp agency and her name is Tempest.I can't make that up.

Non swimmers? Some of y'all are just racist pieces of chit.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066851
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Re: No joke [Re: Hayzeus] #2066867
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Originally Posted By: Hayzeus
Originally Posted By: bmc77
We got a non swimmer at work who came thru the temp agency and her name is Tempest.I can't make that up.

Non swimmers? Some of y'all are just racist pieces of chit.


Piss off and get the stick out of your ass.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066881
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I had a guy work for me named Monique, he said it was pronounced money q.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066891
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There use to be older sisters around here, last name Ham. Their parents named them Ima and Etta.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066895
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Auburn signed a female basketball player named "Unique."


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066905
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Back in the early 90's there was a guy that worked at the Burger King in Northport that was named fo'real...



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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2066956
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My ex used to work for the State of Arkansas in the WIC program. She said a young girl came in with her Momma one day. Little girl's name was pronounced u REEN e. It was spelled Urine.


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067084
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I have seen La miracle, Da miracle, twins named Aquafina and dasani, and non smoking ( pronounced non smo king).

Plenty more odd ones


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067090
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So far in fostering we're 13 for 13 on black kids. We've seen some interesting names come across.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067141
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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067192
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black parents ought not to do that to their kids

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067280
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School teacher friend had a girl named La-a.

Look at it close and see if you can pronounce it. It's Ladasha.

Re: No joke [Re: Strictlybow] #2067307
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Originally Posted By: Strictlybow
School teacher friend had a girl named La-a.

Look at it close and see if you can pronounce it. It's Ladasha.



Ive seen that one as well


Only accurate rifles are interesting.
Re: No joke [Re: Strictlybow] #2067315
03/23/17 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By: Strictlybow
School teacher friend had a girl named La-a.

Look at it close and see if you can pronounce it. It's Ladasha.




True story. Sad.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2067352
03/23/17 10:10 AM
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Her name is Ericka, I assume...


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Re: No joke [Re: sumpter_al] #2067909
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Originally Posted By: sumpter_al
Her name is Ericka, I assume...


Yep, but you misspelled it.

Re: No joke [Re: mcninja] #2068187
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Originally Posted By: mcninja
So far in fostering we're 13 for 13 on black kids. We've seen some interesting names come across.


We are in for 4 kids fostered and all were white. The weirdest name was Amethyst.


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Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: No joke [Re: captjab] #2068378
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Originally Posted By: captjab
Originally Posted By: sumpter_al
Her name is Ericka, I assume...


Yep, but you misspelled it.


So did her parents


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Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2069082
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Watermelondria be like why momma name me this

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Son had a girl in his kindergarten class name Shemerical ( came from She's-a-Miracle). Knew one named Femalle. Democrats, where do they come up with these names?

I also worked with a nurse whose name was Rabbit and her brother was named Wolf. Their parents were dope smoking hippies in the 70's.

Re: No joke [Re: bmc77] #2069621
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I played baseball against two twins in high school. They were from Leroy, one was named Orangejello, and the other was lemonjello.


2017 and 2018 Turkey contest champs! Back to Back!!

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We have 3 sisters in the town my wife works in, Januita, Febilina, and Augustina, all 3 are knockout gorgeous !


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Pics?

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Re: No joke [Re: captjab] #2069742
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Originally Posted By: captjab
Pics?


Don't have any on hand but can probably find some


If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
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