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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
#2135879
06/11/17 03:56 PM
06/11/17 03:56 PM
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Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,099 N AL
tpageal
Basket Rack
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Basket Rack
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 2,099
N AL
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 59Hunter]
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06/11/17 04:08 PM
06/11/17 04:08 PM
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 2,763 Lincoln
bmc77
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 2,763
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So, I was up in that area to look at a tract of land. Meeting the guy at a store. While I'm standing there waiting, here comes this truck flying into the parking lot. It Duke slides to a stop between the door and the gas pumps, but nowhere near being in a parking space. The truck door swings open and this Jabba the Hut looking fella comes pouring out, kind of like a swollen up slinky. He bust through the front door, and without making eye contact, much less acknowledging anyone, he continues his fat man speed shuffle toward the back of the store. As he came by I could see beeds of sweat big enough to drown a cat on his forehead.
When he made the turn down the aisle right there where the Funyuns & lime flavored pork rinds are, he made this rumbling/growling/death-bawl sound that didn't sound human. You could see biggun's eyes widen, and he started his Lamaze breathing, that itself was loud enough to hear all over the store.
Now having the full attention of everyone in the store, without slowing down, he reaches out and grabs the doorknob to the bathroom, but the door doesn't open, and he avalanches into it. Seemed like a good 2 seconds between when his belly hit the door and his back stopped moving forward.
Whether it was the shock of the door not opening, or the force of his impact with a door clearly marked Pull, the race was over and his sweatpants and crocks were ruined as an odor of gutshot hog and death fogged the store.
He was understandably none too social when he emerged from the bathroom and made the shuffle of shame back out to his truck that still had its door open, with the don't forget your keys chime still chirping, so I didn't catch his name. But sure sounds like it could have been this Grizzly fellow. This cracked me up...LMAO
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: beeline08]
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06/11/17 04:20 PM
06/11/17 04:20 PM
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Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 9,541 Montgomery, AL
jbc
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14 point
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 9,541
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Almost makes me want Facebook too....almost It's a shame what Facebook has become I was in college when it was created, 2004 or so. Was awesome Then they let everyone on and it got miserable. I deleted years ago
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
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06/11/17 04:23 PM
06/11/17 04:23 PM
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Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 3,860 dothan
eskimo270
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10 point
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Man, reading his comments give me a headache, maybe he is so smart he uses a different sentence structure than we do, kinda like Yoda does.
Super Predator
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
#2135903
06/11/17 04:27 PM
06/11/17 04:27 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 181 Florence, AL
BearVenue
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I keep refreshing to see what's new in this post. This is great entertainment!!!
GoldTip Prohunter HHA Slick Trick Broadheads
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
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06/11/17 06:41 PM
06/11/17 06:41 PM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 16,021 Hartselle Al.
n2deer
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Posts: 16,021
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I guess it was removed. All I did was ask a question. I have no problem with the man or the way he chooses to run his lease. But to say one thing and do another is wrong.
To many people have said the same thing and even some that aren't associated with the club directly. I don't see that as a coincidence and the people interested in the club deserved to know.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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06/12/17 01:50 AM
06/12/17 01:50 AM
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 25,683 Locust Fork, Alabama
BC
Freak of Nature
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Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 25,683
Locust Fork, Alabama
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I said my peace and PM'd Ron and told him I was going to put it on his page. He chose to remove it. That's on him I guess.
I like Brandon felt his subscribers had the right to know.
"Some men are mere hunters; others are turkey hunters."
-- Archibald Rutledge
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