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Kids say the darnedest things
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02/23/17 07:24 AM
02/23/17 07:24 AM
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Posts: 2,078 Hamilton/Auburn
Shotts
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Kids say the darnedest things.
My oldest twin and middle child of three is absolutely hilarious quick witted and cracks us up on a regular basis. The latest occurred yesterday, she was staying with a friend and the other mom told my wife the conversation she overheard.
Apparently my daughter told her friend "My Dad is an orphan he came down from outer space and was sent here specifically to be her dad."
Funny coming from a 4 year old.
Life is difficult Science prevails over bulldoodoo and superstition every time
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
[Re: Shotts]
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02/23/17 07:26 AM
02/23/17 07:26 AM
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BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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I took my then four year old grandson every morning to feed the chickens and gather the eggs. On day on the walk back to the house he nonchalantly says "those chickens don't like it when you grab the eggs out of their butts".....dang, it was hard not to laugh out loud.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
[Re: Shotts]
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02/23/17 08:37 AM
02/23/17 08:37 AM
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My oldest grandson likes to go with me to feed the animals and collect eggs every day, too. When he was about 4, he lifted the lid on the laying boxes one day to about half a dozen eggs and asked "Where do they keep finding them all?"
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
[Re: Shotts]
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02/23/17 10:55 AM
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We were getting ready to run some errands one Saturday, so I got the kids ready while my wife got ready since it doesn't take me near as long to get ready. My three year old comes waliking out of the bathroom and wife says Noa you're so cute, without missing a beat Noa responds I'm not cute I'm awesome!
"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."
-Dr. Craig Harper
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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02/23/17 12:38 PM
02/23/17 12:38 PM
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I have an aunt that taught first grade for several years at Brandon in Florence. They ended each year with a picnic. One year, a little girl was walking with her mother. They went around a tree and saw little Johnny peeing. The girl looked up and said "Oohhh, mother. What a handy gadget to take on a picnic." That's great!
One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!
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Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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02/24/17 02:06 AM
02/24/17 02:06 AM
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Long time ago my youngest brother was sitting in my mom's lap.he snuggled up to her and with loving eye's looks at mom and said mom you're as soft as a cow. He's 30 now and that still gets brought up .
ggg
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