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My Wife Has Offered To . . . #1946383
12/08/16 10:02 AM
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For Christmas this year, my wife has offered to give me one of the following and I just can't decide.

1. A guided hunt in the mountains of Pelham, Alabama (right on the shoulder of I-65 actually)
2. A five-year subscription to Carp Calendar along with a gift certificate to Carpfish Haven (a favorite local fried fish place)
3. A class on deer hunting from pro-staff member Timber2. It includes how to really scout for the big ones on public land and a sticker for my truck that says "Timber2 Certified".
4. Stock in the Deer View Mirror company.
5. A swift kick in the nads if she catches me watching any more deer hunting shows on our one and only television.
6. 575 dozen arras

Hmmmmm . . . They all sound pretty good.

Last edited by Vernon Tull; 12/08/16 10:03 AM.
Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946399
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7) Krispy Kreme's greatest hits
8) Vacation with Gary
9) A pack of used tampons


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946433
12/08/16 10:45 AM
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Round ‘bout there
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Quote:
and a sticker for my truck that says "Timber2 Certified"


rofl


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946434
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behind my Dillon
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No corn clorox or ballistic tips?


Only hits count.
Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946436
12/08/16 10:47 AM
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Free tickets to watch the starving Ethiopians chase a doughnut down a hill?


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: 87dixieboy] #1946454
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Originally Posted By: 87dixieboy
Free tickets to watch the starving Ethiopians chase a doughnut down a hill?


lol

Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: 87dixieboy] #1946469
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Originally Posted By: 87dixieboy
Free tickets to watch the starving Ethiopians chase a doughnut down a hill?


Damn rofl

Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946475
12/08/16 11:26 AM
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*sigh* Starving Ethiopian just cannot be written or said anymore without one singular image coming to mind, and that's an image I don't want to see in my mind.


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946477
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You don't want to claim a slightly used grunt call found at Bankhead?


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946607
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No free range chicken hunt option?


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: jmudler] #1946613
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Originally Posted By: jmudler
7) Krispy Kreme's greatest hits
8) Vacation with Gary
9) A pack of used tampons


rofl Whatchu know about Krispy Kreme??? "2012!!!"


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946624
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Hunt right near the bridge close to the intermediate school. Maybe if your good you can get the 459 hunt.

Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: jmudler] #1946677
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Originally Posted By: jmudler
7) Krispy Kreme's greatest hits
8) Vacation with Gary
9) A pack of used tampons


He might finally kill a deer if he uses #9

Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1946762
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I thought this was going to be something else....


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: AC870] #1946981
12/08/16 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By: AC870
I thought this was going to be something else....


Yeah, sadly so did I!

Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: ikillbux] #1947186
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Originally Posted By: ikillbux
Originally Posted By: jmudler
7) Krispy Kreme's greatest hits
8) Vacation with Gary
9) A pack of used tampons


rofl Whatchu know about Krispy Kreme??? "2012!!!"


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Re: My Wife Has Offered To . . . [Re: Vernon Tull] #1947356
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Originally Posted By: Vernon Tull
For Christmas this year, my wife has offered to give me one of the following and I just can't decide.

1. A guided hunt in the mountains of Pelham, Alabama (right on the shoulder of I-65 actually)

Is that in the big fence, free range area? Also might wanna see if she'd pony up for some synchronized rattling classes. I hear that's the next big thing.


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