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Same Elephant ??? #1892508
10/27/16 02:53 PM
10/27/16 02:53 PM
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Slidell, La
perchjerker Offline OP
Freak of Nature
perchjerker  Offline OP
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee,
inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife,
after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him
for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that
elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they
approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where
Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.
Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.
He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again,
wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same damn elephant.

This is for everyone who believe those heart-warming bulldoodoo stories Peta and the humane society put out.


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892510
10/27/16 02:54 PM
10/27/16 02:54 PM
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Huntsville
jono23 Offline
14 point
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Lol I've read this many times before. Always cracks me up.

Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892517
10/27/16 02:58 PM
10/27/16 02:58 PM
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Elba
Farmer64 Offline
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Elba
Oops rofl


American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892542
10/27/16 03:23 PM
10/27/16 03:23 PM
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Posts: 3,995
Anytown. usa
pcamper Offline
10 point
pcamper  Offline
10 point
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Anytown. usa
lol


Lone Watie: I'm glad you stopped me when you did. I might have killed her
Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892548
10/27/16 03:30 PM
10/27/16 03:30 PM
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Wetumpka, AL
ColeT Offline
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ColeT  Offline
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Posts: 2,634
Wetumpka, AL
Lol slight plot twist

Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892611
10/27/16 04:16 PM
10/27/16 04:16 PM
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Posts: 52,185
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James Offline
Freak of Nature
James  Offline
Freak of Nature
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Posts: 52,185
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
HaHa


How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom?
Everyone. All of them...

Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Same Elephant ??? [Re: perchjerker] #1892797
10/28/16 02:22 AM
10/28/16 02:22 AM
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Old Florida
Geno Offline
Booner
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Old Florida
First time I've ever read it - that's funny right there.


Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank

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