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Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant.
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09/26/16 12:14 PM
09/26/16 12:14 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant.
[Re: perchjerker]
#1857243
09/26/16 12:20 PM
09/26/16 12:20 PM
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Joined: May 2015
Posts: 3,678 Alabama
Honolua
I'm Honey Lou Lou and I voted for Obama... Twice!!!
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I'm Honey Lou Lou and I voted for Obama... Twice!!!
Joined: May 2015
Posts: 3,678
Alabama
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Perch, For a mean ol' no count heathen you sure got a lot of knee slappers.
Last edited by Honolua; 09/26/16 12:20 PM.
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant.
[Re: perchjerker]
#1857308
09/26/16 01:28 PM
09/26/16 01:28 PM
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steelman
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