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Eatin at the Buffet #1827762
08/28/16 06:04 AM
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Montgomery, Alabama
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Puts sugar in his cornbread!
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Went to the supreme sushi hibachi buffet the other night and got my fill. This got me to thinking about how a person might feel after eating at a buffet. I would say there are probably 4 feelings you could have or maybe more. I'll just do my four.


1: Well I am full and got my $12 worth.
2:Oh I don't feel like I got my $12 worth today.
3:Yuck my stomach hurts and I need a bathroom quick.
4:While waddling out the door and my stomach bulging from all sides Yeah I got them sumbeaches tonight!


It be's that way sometimes.

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Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827767
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Or I wonder how much I ate had been sneezed on or previously handled by others.

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827768
08/28/16 06:11 AM
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I've had all those feelings grin

Nastiest buffet item ever, has to be the chocolate fondu fountain. I can only imagine the amount of nasty crumb snatchers that get stuck in that thing sick


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827777
08/28/16 06:26 AM
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I just don"t eat at them, all fried food has same taste,cooked in same grease. I prefer to order something cooked for me not picked over by everyone.


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: perchjerker] #1827783
08/28/16 06:33 AM
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In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827805
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I hate buffets

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: Hevishot13] #1827811
08/28/16 07:09 AM
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In my best "Mr. T" voice,,,,, I pity the Food.

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827830
08/28/16 07:38 AM
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Not a buffet fan. We had one in our restaurant for about a month. We stopped and started cooking to order out of the back. I flipped on a dude that scratched his a$$ and used the same hand to grab a roll. I shut the buffet down right then.

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827890
08/28/16 09:05 AM
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Big
Ugly
Fat
Families
Eatin
Together

Last edited by Reno; 08/28/16 09:06 AM.

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Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827905
08/28/16 09:32 AM
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Well try the Friday nite seafood buffet at Sisters in Troy and it may change some opinions on buffets.

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1827941
08/28/16 10:36 AM
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5. I wonder if I'll make it through the night without hugging the porcelain throne?


Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! - Patrick Henry
Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: BradB] #1828012
08/28/16 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By: BradB
Well try the Friday nite seafood buffet at Sisters in Troy and it may change some opinions on buffets.


Or the seafood buffet at the Sawmill I. Brent

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: Reno] #1828044
08/28/16 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By: Reno
Big
Ugly
Fat
Families
Eatin
Together
rofl


American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1828082
08/28/16 01:00 PM
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Guntersville
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We did that endless shrimp thing at Red Lobster once and I felt like I'd beat the house when I left. I hadn't eaten all day and I'd been walking around. I ate 5 or 6 dozen shrimp. The brought me more 4 or 5 times. Most shrimp I'd ever eaten.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: Reno] #1828097
08/28/16 01:09 PM
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Some Marriott/Auburn
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Originally Posted By: Reno
Big
Ugly
Fat
Families
Eatin
Together


Thats usually pretty damn accurate.

Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1828111
08/28/16 01:17 PM
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Cape San Blas, Florida
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We have a pizza buffet which actually makes a GREAT pie on the buffet in Panama down here at 23rd Street and Hwy 77.

It's called Luigi B.G.'s

If you don't get ther at 11:00 sharp, you'll be behind entire families in fatass electric wheelchairs with their oxygen tanks taking entire pies from the buffet to the table, leaving crumbs for the others poor saps in line, so that you have to wait for the next one out of the oven.

They lick their fingers, too. I know that appeals to some here. laugh



Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: Deadwood] #1828124
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Originally Posted By: Deadwood
We have a pizza buffet which actually makes a GREAT pie on the buffet in Panama down here at 23rd Street and Hwy 77.

It's called Luigi B.G.'s

If you don't get ther at 11:00 sharp, you'll be behind entire families in fatass electric wheelchairs with their oxygen tanks taking entire pies from the buffet to the table, leaving crumbs for the others poor saps in line, so that you have to wait for the next one out of the oven.

They lick their fingers, too. I know that appeals to some here. laugh


Odocoileus's girlfriend ain't that big laugh rofl
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Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1828157
08/28/16 02:09 PM
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Dang, AU7MM08, that Momma June has more chins than a Chinese phonebook!

Yuk!



Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: Deadwood] #1828158
08/28/16 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By: Deadwood
Dang, AU7MM08, that Momma June has more chins than a Chinese phonebook!

Yuk!


Not all of us are so lucky to cuddle up next to a pretty gal.

Last edited by AU7MM08; 08/28/16 02:12 PM.
Re: Eatin at the Buffet [Re: jaredhunts] #1828163
08/28/16 02:15 PM
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Last buffet I had was probably 3 years ago, Golden Corral. I sat and watched a 400lb'er stack up 6-7 dirty plates filled with eaten chicken wings. I bet he ate 10-15 pounds of wings not to mention all the other stuff he ate. He looked like Jabba the Hut.

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