My brother had an ol sorry yellow lab that growled at me every time he saw me, killed our cat (the cat was sickly, but still), jumped on my little dog and pissed on my cooler once. I gave him a pass a few times when he walked under me hunting. The niece and nephew loved the dog. That's only reason. I finally made up my mind I was through and I was going to terminate with extreme prejudice. The ol dog wandered off and I think he got hit by a car. I regret that he never got to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

You would be amazed at how many weekenders send their pets back to God here at the sheep farm. Between the donkey and the .22 Swift, it's a damn shame. The trash can has never really been an issue.

WHy not put some food with bacon grease out.....nothing cane refuse bacon.

My dad's sorry ass neighbors were letting their beagles run all over my dad's land during deer season one year. I went to their house a told him to lock them up or else. He said they can't be my dogs they'll only chase rabbit's. Eight of his beagles ended up gone. He came to the house and asked of I'd seen any of his beagles. I said no only beagles I saw were chasing deer, couldn't have been yours. No more problems after that,

Ummmm......yeah!

The man that might not take care of you over his wife would be the one to lay you down permanently over his dog.

Teague, how bout an update?

Pour some cayenne on your garbade on garbage day..
Neighbor of mine walks his dogs like 4X a day...lets them chit in my yard usually near my mailbox...a pound of cayenne applied in that area broke them of coming any where near that part of yard...

A whole pound of it!!



God Bless,
David B.

It would be on his door step. In fact I would gather up a bucket full of it and dump it in his driveway or porch with a sign that says here is your dog's poop back

I used to have problems with dogs schitting in my azaleas. Went to Ander's and bought 6 rat traps and put them right under the pine straw. Cayenne sounds a little more covert though.

It must not work for all dogs. I poured a 4 oz(?) bottle of it in a hole my dog was digging in the yard. The next day the hole had doubled in size.

I asked a neighbor to stop letting his dog do that in my yard. He ignored me and jogged off with the dog. I collected poo from everyone's dogs in the cul-de-sac for a few days and left it on his front porch. No more problems from then on.

Someone's dog chits in our yard I ignore it. it'll dry up and the rain will wash it away.

Getting into our garbage, though, I'd be pissed.

A great scene in Despicable Me:


Fred McDade, neighbor: Morning, Gru! How you doing?
Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it.
Fred: Sorry. You know dogs... they go wherever they wanna go.
Gru: Unless they're dead. [laughs] I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.
Fred: Oh, okay. Uh... yeah!

I just read that whole thing in his voice... Epic

I once had a dog tearing up one of my wife's plants. Added the hot stuff only to find him kicking it off

My wife went and got the garbage can and brought it back to the house after the garbage ran the next day. Either he actually put the dog up or the dog knows better than to get into garbage at it's own house but either way....i've not had anymore complaints. We will have to wait a week to see if it does it again.

I think this next time i will just put the can at the end of my driveway with one of my deer cameras out so he won't be as pissed at what the consequences will be if "his uncles dog" gets in my garbage again.

If you were closer by you could borrow my dog trap. Just place it near the garbage can with a couple of weiners in it and next morning when Fido is in it, call the neighbor and tell him if he wants his dog he needs to come get it within 5 minutes......